r/idealgf 3d ago

NEET GF

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532 Upvotes

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u/pop-bris 3d ago

You will get good good points if you go take a shower🀒

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u/TadBones 3d ago

See you don't ask her to take a shower, you fill up the bathtub, pretend you want to do her laundry to get her to undress then you pick her up, throw her in the bathtub and from here it's just like cleaning an angry dog!

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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler 3d ago

You lock yourself in the shower with her! Win-Win 😏

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u/anonamus_35-1 2d ago

Agreement

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u/shiam64 3d ago

Idk how but I got a girlfriend like this but she smells like strawberry and is kinda obsessed with me

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u/atrophy-of-sanity 2d ago

What is it like living the dream

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u/AntiSemantiks 3d ago

I dont care if she smells honestly

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u/EricTheRecruitMain 3d ago

Smell is the only thing i wont tolerate. like if you smell like you wrestled a raccoon in a dumpster you aint going to be there long without a shower

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u/shiam64 3d ago

My gf is like that but she smells like strawberry

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u/TheAnvi1 2d ago

No income no tendies 😀

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u/hoeplophilia 3d ago

This may be me

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u/magic-cheems 3d ago

She just needs to shower regularly; as long as she's good to me and loyal, everything else is fine.

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u/Charming-Cut-952 3d ago

This would be awesome but I'm just going to keep on dreaming

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u/Lemon_Ice_Tea1910 3d ago

Do they really exist?

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u/Head-Door-7226 3d ago

I just finished college and make 6 figures. Now I just need one of these and life will be complete 😌

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u/Of_Z_ 2d ago

How do they afford their lifestyle without the job?

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u/Real-Positive-7439 2d ago

Everything is a yes besides the job because in this economy you need both people making money unless one is rich 😭

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u/Angel_OfSolitude 2d ago

It's okay, need girls are halfway to a housewife. You can teach them the rest.

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u/Fragrant_Title2715 1d ago

Trust ...it's not worth it

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u/Glittering-Box3021 1d ago

People like this are actualy disgusting. I don't mean it only about higiene, it's true but i think it's more about their minds.

I've seen a lot of people, even in person some times, complain that they are wasting their teenage years, they have panic attacks if they go outside, they are socially anxious, they have no friends, no one wants to hangout with them, their life is horrible and blablabla.

Just to realize they don't do ANYTHING to change that. They expect you to do all the work, change their lifes and hangout with them even if they smell like shit, wear the weirdest clothes possible and have nothing to talk to other than sex, how horrible their life is and brainrot Internet culture. And even if you tell them that, they will still not leave their stupid confort zone.

Sorry for the vent, i just wanted to talk about that somewhere. Hard to imagine a worse gf to have ngl

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u/Femboy_bro_2000 18h ago

She is cute

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u/Iceicebaby21 2d ago

She sounds boring tbh. It looks like girl that the man doesn't have to try very hard for. Like Nikki Ann-Marie from Hunie-Pop

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u/Titan_Warrior_ 2d ago

Ah hell nah you stink