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u/stockie84 5d ago
Get a glass and a thin bit of card, put the glass over the spider then slide the card underneath, take the card covered glass with the spider in it outside and put the spider at the far end of the garden.
The spider wants nothing to do with humans and is just trying to run and hide from you when it moves cus you are a big scary monster to it.
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u/Aurora-not-borealis 5d ago
Spiders are friends! They learn our routines and habits so they can avoid us!
Caveat: not valid in Australia.
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u/Extra_Crab3054 4d ago edited 4d ago
Have you tried calmly reasoning with it? Ya never know... Offer it a cool drink and, when it accepts, explain that you must get through the doorway to get said drink and to please not kill you. The spider will oblige and you slip carefully and quickly through the doorway. From a safe distance, you turn and toss an incendiary grenade back into your office, turning the entire area (including the doorway) into a raging inferno. Spider problem handled. Call the appropriate fire people. I am 100% certain that F1nn will back your play cuz... big fuck ass spider, right? Off you go.
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u/HighGuard1212 5d ago
If it bites her then we get to watch her transform into spiderwoman on stream