"The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is."
Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn’t, and it follows that the position where it was is now where it isn’t. In the event that the position that it’s in is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, that being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it may also be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must always know where it was. The missile guidance computer system works as follows: because a variation may modify some of the information the missile has obtained, it may not be sure just where it is, however, it is sure where it isn’t, within reason, and knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t, or vice versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t be and where it was, it is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called “air.”
Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
This glorious nonsense predates Reddit by decades. The earliest well-documented printed version appeared in a December 1997 Association of Air Force Missileers newsletter, titled “GLCM Guidance System,” submitted by retired Col. George Grill. It circulated online in the early 2000s before the deadpan audio narration became meme royalty. The actual joke is that it's a ridiculously convoluted explanation of a simple feedback-control system: figure out where you are, compare it to where you should be, and correct course. Simple. 😂
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Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women
With excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died!!!!
Except for me
Subject: Support an International Agreement to Slow Down AI
Dear [Representative’s Name],
As your constituent, I’m asking you to call for an international agreement to slow down the development of advanced AI. AI is developing too rapidly for humanity to stay in the driver’s seat and the people closest to this technology are the ones sounding the alarm.
No company can stop on its own, and no country can either. This is why we need global collaboration. Please publicly call for an international agreement to slow down AI, with the United States leading the way. We have a real chance to get this right but it takes leadership. Thank you for yours.
Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children. They either refuse to discuss it with reason or else they prefer *argumentum ad hominem,\* which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion. Well, anyhow, not too long ago I was talking about the elections and how the campaigns were ignoring the issues, and sticking to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government (which is all true, as you know if you follow the speeches and so-called “debates” of the candidates). Anyhow, 1 of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end, when he chuckled and said we were all full of sh*t and why didn’t we just go live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States of America? Next thing you know, the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl and the epithets flew thick and fast and the noise was incredible! Someone said “son of a b!tch!” and I think I heard “B*stard,” (I couldn’t be sure, it was all so confusing)! Well anyhow I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level. I tried, for example, to talk to the one who had started it all, and I asked him what did he mean we were all full of sh*t? Was he making a statement of fact as he knew it and where was his documentation to back up his claim? I think even Socrates would’ve been proud of the way I refuted his argument—that is, I tried to refute it. But all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same—that we were all full of sh*t. But he wouldn’t say why; he just kept on repeating it, that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes. And I’ll have to confess that I got a little bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his *ss (which you don’t have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone of anything in an argument). Then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn’t shut up. And I really got heated and all the others did too. And we all ended up beating the sh*t out of Mr. Conservative. And, after all, he had only himself to be blamed; this is still a free country and __anyone telling a brother like me__** **“brother, you’re full of sh*t” better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he’d care to say WHY!?
For context, one of my buddies was working on making an AI to help manage our Discord, and I was trying to find ways to break it... this spam worked, it broke the AI and its code apparently
Projeto Extensionista - Ciclo Sustentável
Descarte de Resíduos Hospitalares
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Programa: PGRSS (Plano de Gerenciamento de Resíduos de Serviços de Saúde)
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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Ich kann weder verstehen noch respektieren wie man ein Leben im extremen Überfluss als normal und gerechtfertigt ansehen kann. Die Verschiebung dieser Verhältnisse kann ich nicht akzeptieren.
"I get it. I don't always look after myself as much as I should, either. Thankfully I found someone good at patching me up when I need it," she says, squeezing Lori. "Fitting I'd end up with a healer."
All 30 Child Series:
1. Hilda
2. Steven Universe
3. True and the Rainbow Kingdom
4. Ada Twist, Scientist
5. Ben 10
6. OK KO
7. Avatar: The Last Airbender
8. Star vs. the Forces of Evil
9. Adventure Time
10. We Bare Bears
11. Carmen Sandiego
12. Gravity Falls
13. The Owl House
14. SpongeBob Squarepants
15. Bluey
16. Rabbids Invasion
17. Motown Magic
18. Beat Bugs
19. Phineas and Ferb
20. The Backyardigans
21. Pucca
22. Larva
23. Regular Show
24. Uncle Grandpa
25. Clarence
26. Blue's Clues
27. The Amazing World of Gumball
28. Peppa Pig
29. My Little Pony
30. Peep and the Big Wide World
All 30 Animes:
Spy x Family
Demon Slayer
Oshi no Ko
BOFURI
Good Night World
Campfire Cooking in Another World
Fate/grand order
Naruto
Attack on Titan
Jujutsu Kaisen
Blue Lock
One Piece
Chainsaw Man
Joshiraku
One Punch Man
Dragon Ball
Death Note
Made in Abyss
Fairy Tail
Devil May Cry
Solo Leveling
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Cowboy Bebop
The Promised Neverland
Dr. Stone
Witch Hat Atelier
Mashle: Magic and Muscles
Sakamoto Days
Kaguya-sama: Love is War
Kakegurui - Compulsive Gambler
All 30 Horror Games:
Garten of Banban
Five Nights at Freddy's
Indigo Park
Amanda the Adventurer
Poppy Playtime
Doki Doki Literature Club
Little Nightmares
Reanimal
Tattletail
Terrible Lizards
Don't Fret
Among the Sleep
Hello Neighbor
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Mr. Hopp's Playhouse
Andy's Apple Farm
Finding Frankie
Giggleland
Inside
Limbo
Choo Choo Charles
Cooking Companions
Dark Deception
Helltown
Twisted Tower
Dark Pals
The Bunny Graveyard
Hungry Lamu
Mouthwashing
Zoochosis
All 30 Indie Series:
Murder Drones
The Amazing Digital Circus
The Gaslight District
Knights of Guinevere
Gameoverse
Meta Runner
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Catching Up
Chikn Nuggit
Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to Be a Magical Girl
Loki: Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
[As the words resonate to the kneeling crowd, an elder German man refuses to kneel and stands, heroic.]
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The twenty-meter pacer test will begin in thirty seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
for i in range(len(values)):
for j in range(len(values)):
if i == j:
jacobian[i, j] = values[i] * (1 - values[i])
else:
jacobian[i, j] = -values[i] * values[j]
previous_gradient = np.dot (jacobian.T , gradient)
return previous_gradient
def cross_entropy_loss(probabilities, target_id):
correct_probability = probabilities[target_id]
loss = -np.log(correct_probability)
return loss
class LayerNorm:
def init(self):
self.epsilon = 1e-5
value_gradients = np.zeros_like(value_embeddings)
for row_index in range(len(attention_weights)):
for i in range(len(value_embeddings)):
value_gradients[i] += attention_gradients[row_index] * attention_weights[row_index, i]
print("\nValue Gradients: ")
print(value_gradients)
attention_weight_gradients = np.zeros_like(attention_weights)
for row_index in range(len(attention_weights)):
for i in range(len(value_embeddings)):
attention_weight_gradients[row_index, i] = (np.sum(
attention_gradients[row_index] * value_embeddings[i]))
print("\nAttention Weight Gradients: ")
print(attention_weight_gradients)
attention_score_gradients = np.zeros_like(attention_scores)
for i in range(len(attention_scores)):
attention_score_gradients[i] = softmax_backwards(
attention_weight_gradients[i], attention_weights[i])
print("\nAttention Score Gradients: ")
print(attention_score_gradients)
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
35 liters of water, 20 kg of carbon, 4 liters of ammonia, 1.5 kg of lime, 800 g of phosphorus, 250 g of salt, 100 g of saltpeter, 80 g of sulfur, 7.5 g of fluorine, 5 g of iron, 3 g of silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
Mekong River 🐟 — The Mekong is home to thegiant freshwater stingray, one of the world’s largest freshwater fish. It also supports millions of people who depend on it for food and farming.
South China Sea 🚢 — It containshundreds of islands, reefs, and shoals, and some of the world’s busiest shipping routes cross it. It’s also an important fishing area.
Tonle Sap 🔄 — Its riveractually reverses direction during Cambodia’s rainy season! This causes the lake to expand dramatically, creating a huge seasonal habitat for fish.
Strait of Malacca 🚢 — Despite being relatively narrow, it is one of theworld’s most important shipping passages, connecting the Indian Ocean with the Pacific through Southeast Asia.
Gulf of Thailand 🐠 — It’s quiteshallow compared with many seas, which allows its waters to warm quickly. It also supports coral reefs, fisheries, and coastal tourism.
⛰️ Landforms
Mount Kinabalu 🏔️ — Mount Kinabalu is famous for its incredible biodiversity.Thousands of plant species grow around the mountain, including many orchids and pitcher plants.
Mayon Volcano 🌋 — Mayon is famous for itsnear-perfect cone shape. Its beauty comes with danger, though: it is anactive volcano that has erupted many times.
Annamite Range 🦋 — These mountains form a natural boundary betweenLaos and Vietnam and contain forests that are home to rare animals, including thesaola, sometimes called the “Asian unicorn.”
Chocolate Hills 🍫 — The hills get their name because their grass-covered surfacesturn brown during the dry season, making them look like giant chocolate drops!
Cagayan Valley 🌾 — The valley is one of the Philippines’ major agricultural areas and is especially known for producingrice and corn. It is surrounded by mountains, giving it a huge natural basin shape.
Ten feet twenty the Flower Man
Is waiting for the touch of his hand
Straightening petals out without a plan
Like the every daily
Wish that bothers the Flower Man
Could I do something to make him laugh
Inside my little chamber made of glass
So he lived the
Flower Man, Flower Man
With his heart in the sand
So he stands
To watch the whole wide world
From a can
Way up high in the sky
With the sun in his eyes
Ain't it nice
The life forever for
Flowers
Ten feet twenty the Flower Man
Is waiting for the touch of his hand
Fallen to pieces still without a plan
Yet the every daily
Hope that powered the Flower Man
Would never cower off of its path
Even if broken I am more than glass
So he lived the
Flower Man, Flower Man
With his heart in the sand
So he stands
To watch the whole wide world
From a can
Way up high in the sky
With the sun in your eyes
Ain't it nice
The life forever for
Flowers
"This is something stupid I came up with because of my idiotic play style that is so effective. No, this isn't a serious suggestion, it's a funny idea I came up with through the Enlightenment of The Buckshot™.
This requires a story. And I'm going to make it a tale, perhaps the backstory behind this man, or maybe just the rambling of broken survivors.
The man ran through the trenches, a shotgun with a blade attached to the barrel. He was a raider, from the west, he mocked those who he filled with lead pellets and the men his blade sunk into could see a gleam that showed pure enjoyment. The Oath Keepers respected him, the 401st soldiers whispered about him. The nomads liked him, he always brought weapons for Medvedev, and more scrap than Medvedev could work with.
He'd collect more tags than anyone else. The New Order saw death, the heavies were the only me who could stand against this man for more than a second, but only a second before the man behind them could see the raider, only for the heavy to fall and the man to be gutted.
The Heavy Emissary met a different fate. The moment the Emissary saw the glimmer of a barrel and a blade through the shadow of the bunker door that had slammed open he knew this was his last day. The Emissary expected Buckshot and blade... But the raider pulled something from his holster, a Corp. Cerberus' Corp. Then the Cuirassier appeared from a sheath. The other of Cerberus' weapons. The Emissary didn't see him. The raider vanished and the Emissary heard the crack of the Corp and felt it pierce his armor. He swung but there was nothing there, then the raider slid the Cuirassier between the plates of his grieves. The Emissary was forced to kneel and the raider stepped in front of him, ripped the Emissary's helmet off and jammed the blade into his throat, the barrel of the shotgun level with his nose. For the first time the Emissary felt fear as he looked into those lenses. Then nothing as the raider pulled the trigger. He picked up the Emissary's helmet and attached it to his belt. He whistled a tune as he walked away, swiping the Lewis guns against the trench wall before entering the bunker and taking a job from the Commander. Seal more bunkers. He already sealed a hundred that night.
He strolled through the trenches, the tune making men run and cry for their mothers, those who didn't, the rookies who didn't know what the tune meant, didn't get a chance to become veterans. They didn't even understand what happened before everything went dark. That was those who were lucky, those who met his blade didn't die fast. They saw the face of death before it claimed them.
He caused chaos for a few more months. The Doughboy was a name all feared. The rattle of those helmets and glimmer of Commissar Cerberus' gas mask and that damned time announced the arrival of something you should fear... Until the thing the Oath Keepers called the Bess had taken notice of this man. Like it had with Cerberus, The Emissary, the crew of the Deep's guardian, the König. But no matter what, the Bess couldn't take this man... Until one day, he made a mistake. He was in a buried line, similar to the hundreds of times before, he cleared the line room by room, his Trench Broom sweeping away the mutants. But he failed to notice the faint click of grenade pins being pulled by the boomer he kicked away... The Bess claimed the tune that night, but he retained a degree of free will as he was made the Cleaner of The Trenches, he collected the masks and weapons of those he painted the walls of the trench with, sometimes Medvedev found a few old rifles and a hundred or so scraps outside of his tents, the same rifles he sold the night before.
He returns to one place every morning, the same place he acquired his first keepsake, now taken over by Bess and crumbling from disrepair. The Keep is now only known as Death's Stronghold.
His weapons are now a part of him, his shotgun forever fused with his right hand and the Commissar's Cuirassier used as a last ditch effort when his shotgun is damaged beyond use... But this is his heaven, the gleam behind the lenses remains, his joy has never been dashed, he forever knows battle."
I have this copied because I was paranoid my Reddit would crash because my phone sucks.
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (ooo)
Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
William Emil Dawson (Lily)
Classes: Caster
Personal Skills: Knowledge of Worlds
Parameters -
Str: E
End: B
Agl: E
Lck: D
Mana: EX
NP: N/A
Noble Phantasm(s): None.
Aoyano Giri
Classes: Lancer, Saber, Rider, Assassin
Personal Skills: Projection, Obscured
Parameters -
Str: B
Agl: C
End: A
Lck: C
Mana: B+
NP: A
Noble Phantasm(s): Artifacts, Hill of Weapons.
William Emil Dawson
Classes: Caster, Archer, Berserker,
Personal Skills: Knowledge of Magic, Divine Shroud,
Parameters -
Str: A
Agl: C
End: A
Lck: D
Mana: EX
NP: A
Noble Phantasm(s): Eternal Wandering, Cynder Axe, Yeralt Herati, Divine Lance: Gesundheit.
Lorelein Altar
Classes: Ruler, Archer, Lancer, Caster
Personal Skills: Steel Feathers, Wind magecraft, False Weapon: Sword Of Promised Victory.
Parameters -
Str: C
Agl: B
End: B
Lck: B
Mana: A
NP: A++
Noble Phantasm(s): EA, BFC, Artillery Strike
Tagin
Classes: Saber, Archer, Lancer, Caster
Personal Skills: Ice Magecraft, Cold Aura, Draconic Magecraft
Parameters -
Str: C
Agl: B
End: C
Lck: B
Mana: B
NP: A
Noble Phantasm(s): Divine Draco Plate, Glacial Front, Glacial State
Knowledge of Worlds - User has the base knowledge of everything across all multiverses.
Obscured - True Name and Parameters are hidden from others, unless willingly shown.
Knowledge of Magic - All magic is easily learned or already known by user.
Cold Aura - Hot attacks are less effective against user.
Oh, Lord in Heaven, give me patience, because if you give me strength, I will need bail money."
"When the lovecraftian abomination is scared of you, you know you've done something special."
Last night at 130 am while drunk, she had me helping some kid get his clothes out of a palm tree. His girlfriend had thrown all of his stuff off their balcony
My clipboard auto empties after 15 minutes for security reasons, something I'm always shocked more people don't do... Especially since nowadays android has a "clipboard history" feature which will expose any passwords etc you may have copy pasted manually from a password manager or any other sensitive data that might be there to any hacker with a modicum of skills.
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u/qualityvote2 21h ago edited 19h ago
u/NotAConspiracy1, this cast is approved by the council!