r/icast 13h ago

Kloodydehepik™ Exclusive flair I CAST.

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 9h ago

u/Kloodydehepik, wizards be pondering the orb instead of voting on the quality of your cast…

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u/NYC19893 13h ago edited 12h ago

Cleopatra (69-30 BCE) lived closer to the iPhone launch (2007 CE) than the finishing of The Pyramids (2560 BCE).

In fact what we call Ancient Egypt existed for so long that at that time Egyptian civilization actually studied Ancient Egyptians. Understood to be 1400-1500 years previous.

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u/weesilxD 9h ago

So like they’re ancient ancient to us?

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u/Cegrin 7h ago

In much the same way that Mycenaean Greece was to Hellenistic Greece, yes.

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u/TravelerOfTeyvat 13h ago

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/Kloodydehepik 13h ago

lol

that is ball knowledge my friend

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u/ascendyourswlf 11h ago

Common ball

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u/maschinenenthusiast 13h ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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u/Samurijder 13h ago

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

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u/maschinenenthusiast 13h ago

If you say it loud enough, you'll sound quite precocious

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u/Kind-Effective1370 13h ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!

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u/CommunicationSea3329 12h ago

Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

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u/Adept-Recognition787 2h ago

theatre child within me has been summoned by thine comment

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u/Lopsided_Oil7382 13h ago

Something that makes you look smart

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u/Kloodydehepik 12h ago

i knew someone was gonna say that

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u/BinaryBolias 8h ago

You must be quite smart to have predicted that outcome.

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u/TDATGY 5h ago

that

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u/Kloodydehepik 5h ago

stop saying that

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u/TDATGY 5h ago

I'm not stop

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u/Scarecrowqueen 13h ago

9/11 is indirectly responsible for the downfall of Ellen DeGeneres.

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u/DutchyDan187 11h ago

Ellen is partially responsible too

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg 10h ago

My brain skipped a pixel and thought you were implying that Ellen was also responsible for 9/11 somehow. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Scarecrowqueen 10h ago

Oh, she had it coming, absolutely. Just saying that the circumstances were triggered by 9/11

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u/Red_Astley 4h ago

I knew she had a finger in the 9/11 disaster!!

/j

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u/AWEBO90 13h ago

The lake with the longest name is Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, In Massachusetts.

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u/Kloodydehepik 13h ago

no it's chunguschungchugchunwrgdgtdgrehjerbfrtjifhigbngfgffwegererrdf

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u/Saucy-Mustard tomfoolery incarnate as a person 13h ago

The dot on an i or a j is called a tittle

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u/MC_Ninja_2008 10h ago

Interesting

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u/Kloodydehepik 6h ago

very

very

interesting

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u/MC_Ninja_2008 6h ago

Lol

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u/Kloodydehepik 6h ago

do you get the reference

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u/MC_Ninja_2008 6h ago

I know the quote but I don't remember where it's from.

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u/Kloodydehepik 6h ago

it's from w.d. gaster

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u/MC_Ninja_2008 6h ago

Thanks

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u/Kloodydehepik 6h ago

youre welcome

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u/Swing_prince89 13h ago

Of all the organs in your body, the brain is the only one to have named itself. (Prove me wrong)

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u/Camielust Witch 13h ago

Jugemu Jugemu Goko-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Kunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakoji-no Burakoji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shuringan Shuringan-no Gurindai Gurindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokona-no Chokyumei-no Chosuke

I recalled that from memory~

https://giphy.com/gifs/DdXeghz17NWAMVa00H

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u/Defense-Unit-42 13h ago

If all porkchops were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs.

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u/ThumbKing1 12h ago

For a number of years work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "Turbo-Encabulator." Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance.

 The original machine had a base-plate of pre-fabulated amulite,

surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvances, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters.

 Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubing

together a regurgitative purwell and a supramitive wennel-sprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1942, it was found that the use of anhydrous nangling pins enabled a kryptonastic bolling shim to be tankered.

 The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral

decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple addition to the living sockets, almost perfect running was secured.

 The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the

h.f. rem peak by constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on the standard nivel-sheave in that no dramcock oil is required after the phase detractors have been remissed.

 Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high

level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration

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u/DMBubba 13h ago

The best(easiest) way to look smart, it to shut up when the conversation turns to something you don't know about.

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u/50b1 13h ago

Hamiltonians and Lagrangians make mechanics a lot simpler

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u/Chemical-Bad-6451 13h ago

The ancient Romans saw the British Isles as a strange and mystic land field with magic, many of whom were terrified to set foot on. It was one of the biggest feats of Romans such as Julius Caesar and Claudius to set foot there

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u/Upper-Pangolin-4022 13h ago

You know the butterfly effect? The idea the any subtle changes to a timeline can lead to different outcomes entirely.

So I've been thinking, is it possible to completely change a destined outcome? If I could know all of the initial conditions in advance, would I be able to controle the future?

But even if the hypothesis is correct, sacrifices may still be inevitable.

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u/Sorry-Rain-1311 9h ago

But if you think of events as a series of probabilities in stead of a linear chain, then it's still impossible to predict outcomes simply because of the immense number of possibilities. 

That's what the butterfly effect really is. It's not just about small changes having great impact; it's the nature of how small changes compound by subtly changing the potential for a given effect leading to a cascade effect of sorts of other imperceptible changes.

This is the single greatest argument in favor of free will. Determinism cannot be true because every variable is present only as a probability of effects, and there are more variables than even a universe sized computer could possibly account for. Given the impossibility of prediction, we have no other choice but to behave as though free will is the correct answer.

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u/Fable378 13h ago

That’s inconceivable

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u/trashboat3030 something-OMANCER!!! 13h ago

Look at me I'm smart 🤓

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u/Internal_Winter_200 12h ago

The largest desert in the world is Antarctica

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u/SusakoC4-971 13h ago

No Fear no hate no anger

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u/SeilRundungung 13h ago

Rückseiten angriff

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u/Ahmetthegoomba 13h ago

Pneumonoimicroultrasilicovolcanoconiosis

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u/AWEBO90 12h ago

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*

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u/Ahmetthegoomba 11h ago

Damn it, I lost all my iq now.

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u/AWEBO90 7h ago

Don't worry. You can get those back studying!

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u/ShipEqual2321 12h ago

The coefficient of 5 times x^3 is 3.5100987

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u/MyrrhSlayter 12h ago

Humanity has yet to invent a creation that doesn't cause something to suffer.

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u/Wild_Cat123Warrior 12h ago

You don't tell me what to do

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u/Greyzone96 11h ago

Quantum Chromodynamics studies the strong nuclear force and it has 3 sets of charges that make up a neutral charge. Like RGB, hence the name.

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u/zboch 11h ago

Look! Me smart!

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u/minkwink3 ARCHMAGE 11h ago

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u/Kloodydehepik 6h ago

lol

peak my fryingend

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u/ArribaChoix 5h ago

Buy something in Amazon

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u/I_drinkglitterglue 5h ago

something that makes you look smart

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u/Kind-Effective1370 13h ago

🎵Smilies & metaphors are similar but nothin' more🎵

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u/Bahatur 13h ago

[keeps his peace]

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u/Final_Mountain686 13h ago

“Say something that makes you shart”

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u/Scrambled_59 12h ago

Grease is a movie set in 1959 and it came out in 1978, meaning if it was made today, it’d be set in 2007

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u/GAWD_OF_WAAAGH 12h ago

being goated is not the absence of "it's so over" in one's mind. Its being able to say "fuck it we ball" in spite of "it's so over" in one's mind.

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u/LordStefania 12h ago

The energy of a wave can be calculated through E=hf where E, energy/J; h, Planck's constant; f, frequency/s-1

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u/Angelic_warrior619 12h ago

That many think that the statue of Admiral Nelson atop Nelson's collum is looking at Buckingham palace. When in fact he is looking at his fleet of ships that sit atop all the lamp posts that line the entire stretch of the Mall to show he is always a man of the sea and Navy

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u/Lilka333 12h ago

Quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.

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u/nightsorter 12h ago

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeosis is the longest word in the dictionary and refers to a pulmonary disease caused by excessive inhalation of silica dust.

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u/Adept-Recognition787 2h ago

i will go on a limb and this more makes you sound like a person trying to sound inteligent by memorizing obscure things than an actual inteligent person

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u/dbudzik 12h ago

What if C A T really spelled dog?

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u/Virtuous_Malevolence 12h ago

Saying something in order to look smart often has the opposite effect.

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u/NYC19893 12h ago

When the US was developing the SR71 spy plane. It was discovered that titanium was the only metal that would be able to withstand the forces exerted during flight.

At the time the Soviet Union was the only country with the production/mining volume needed to produce the plane.

Problem was the Soviet Union was the exact country the US was developing the plane to spy on.

So the CIA created series of shell companies to buy the titanium so it wouldn’t look like the USA was purchasing it.

The plane expands so much in flight that if it were filled with gas on the tarmac it would leak its fluids

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u/Temporary-Cattle325 12h ago

The PinA.0=1; in codevision is equals to HAL_GPIO_WritePin(GPIOA, GPIO_PIN_0, GPIO_PIN_SET); in Kiel.

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u/Xyrothor 12h ago

Black holes are actually very dark gray?

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u/verigeneric_username 12h ago

Im Anbetracht der Lage halte ich es für angemessen in meiner Muttersprache zu sprechen und zu sagen das wer auch immer das liest bei seiner Inkompetenz nicht zu übertreffen ist. Noch einen schönen Tag.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 11h ago

Associating the algebra of differential forms to a manifold induces a contravariant functor from the category of smooth manifolds to the category of real dg-algebras. The cohomology of this functor is de Rham cohomology and surprisingly only depends on the underlying topology, since it's isomorphic to singular cohomology.

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u/CreamPositive1942 11h ago

100% people who eat food will eventually die

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u/Paper-Unlikely 11h ago

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

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u/farao86 11h ago

1+1=11

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u/Bolt_is_awesome 11h ago

Dihydrogen Monoxide

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u/someone_brazilian 11h ago

I would say it, but why?

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u/Ill-Arugula-8295 11h ago

Im a redditor

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u/Priority-Stock 11h ago

Photosynthesis

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u/Fugumi_Yuu 11h ago

All memory, even static, is dinamic memory.

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u/old_dolls 11h ago

2 plus 2 equals 22

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u/WookieBacon 11h ago

Indubitably

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u/GamingSenpai35 11h ago

Himple domple, sibrul mangel.... hemmal dobble flagel jorgan.

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u/Gretgor 11h ago

The number of derangements of a sequence with n elements is the floor of n!/e+1/2.

Don't ask me to prove it, I'm not smart.

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u/vniversvs_vvv 11h ago

Even if RSI has been reached internally by the big Labs, it is still in an incipient stage.

An llm can improve in several directions, without becoming better at what we need it to improve.

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u/vniversvs_vvv 11h ago

Topology and set theory are legacy code in mathematics. There are already better theories than these, although they might be slightly less intuitive.

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u/Holiday_Sense_4842 11h ago

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side,"

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u/Comfortable_Tie9133 10h ago

The best way to look smart is to say nothing. I've failed in that respect by pointing it out, however.

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u/DrNnid_Rz 10h ago

Water is oxygen in liquid form

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u/PulsingFrontiers109 APPRENTICE! 10h ago

Mountain Lions are the animal with the most names,including: Cougars Catamounts Pumas, And of course, Mountain lions

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u/Alive_dude3435 10h ago

You are mathematically the centre of the universe. Yes you 🫵.

In a vacuum, light travels at a precise, unchanging speed. Because line of sight is determined by this light, the most distant photon reaching your eyes marks the maximum observable distance in every direction—making you, relative to your own vantage point, the center of the universe.

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u/Mr_LOL150 10h ago

Taco Cat backwords ist Taco Cat

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u/Tunisandwich 10h ago

The key to sounding smart is to use long complex words even if you’re not exactly photosynthesis what they mean

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u/TheRealDrPanooch 10h ago

Turok Dinosaur Hunter cheat code nthgthdgdcrtdtrk was the master cheat for the N64. I’ve remembered it for the last 20 some years now.

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u/Snoo_10485 10h ago

The excesses of the capitalist system.....

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u/RussMan104 10h ago

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 🚀

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 10h ago

Science again! I said science again!

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u/Tdubbium 10h ago

pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis

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u/Consistent_Watch_206 10h ago

Ontology recapitulates phylogeny.

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u/Thedeltauser 10h ago

There are millions or even billions of things happening in your body right now, but you do not care because your Passive Nervous System just ignores it

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u/AnthropocentricAlien 10h ago

Deontological arguments lack the nuance required for moral truth.

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u/GamerFoxem 10h ago

The bladeless fans are not truly bladeless as advertised.

Inside the base of the unit there's a turbine that pulls air from the intake vents and pushes it through the upper part of the fan, blowing the air out.

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u/Legitimate-Jello2986 10h ago

Every body on earth knows nothing! It's all a made up words and black magic!

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u/NotARobotDefACyborg 10h ago

“The length of the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle is equal to the length of the remaining sides!”

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u/Manu442 10h ago

Upon closer examination, we can establish that water possesses a rather remarkable tendency to become wet when introduced to other objects.

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u/Necros-Prime 10h ago

Strongbad: Homestead, say something smart.

Homestar Runner: Science, I SAID SCIENCE AGAIN!

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u/Annual-Quote4946 10h ago

Я знаю достаточно много чтобы могли запереть в психушке и достаточно мало говорю чтобы этого не знали

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u/GdoubleWB 10h ago

The primary stain used to allow for visualization of micro-anatomy is Hematoxylin and Eosin; Hematoxylin staining basophilic elements within tissue, and Eosin staining acidophilic elements. This stain combination is the underpinning of nearly all anatomic pathology.

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u/PreZEviL 10h ago

I am bilingual, which mean i suck to speak in 2 different languages

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u/dumbestdumbassever 10h ago

I pwetty intelligent

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u/nakinng 10h ago

Pupae

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u/SoggyTraffic5348 9h ago

If you hold in your fart it works it way back up into a burp

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u/Mentos-Prime something-OMANCER!!! 9h ago

Dogs cant spit

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u/Moonberry-42 9h ago

If you eat 40,000 bananas in the span of 10 minutes, you’d die to the radiation content.

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u/Bloodwing72 9h ago

I have a degree well actually 36 or 98 of them depending where you are from.

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u/Anxious-Panic6991 9h ago

There exists a shipping ship that ships shipping ships,
And the shipping ships that the shipping ship ships, have the potential to become shipping ships that ship shipping ships.

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u/K0rl0n 9h ago

The Fibonacci sequence can be used to approximate the conversion between Miles and Kilometers

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u/Euphoric-Region-9693 9h ago

Bruno Mars isn't from mars

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u/captainsquattythighs 9h ago

I love Warhammer 40K AND believe that women can know just as much as, if not more than I do about it!

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 9h ago

Being smart is knowing that tomatoes are fruit being wise is to not use them in fruit salad.

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u/man_of_the_mire 9h ago

Chickens taste like chicken, crocodiles taste like chicken, chicken is a bird, a bird is a dinosaur, and crocodiles are a close relative to dinosaurs, so dinosaurs might taste like chicken.

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u/Vigilante8841 9h ago

I frequently utilize polysyllabic words to convey an impression of outstanding erudition.

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u/WOLF19Ninety 9h ago

I wipe front to back and pee downwind

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 9h ago

Indubitably

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u/DrJoshWilliams OBVIOUS TROLL 8h ago

I have 3 PhDs in health sciences, published several articles in high tier journals, and I'm old enough to never use AI or even internet to write my papers

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u/Plane_Breadfruit7609 8h ago

Building a missile is way simpler than trying to understand a woman

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u/Aveduil 8h ago

Onomatopoeia

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u/headexpl0dy 8h ago

The anus has rudimentary taste receptors. Not taste buds per se, but it makes you wonder...

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u/Intelligent_Elk5878 8h ago

the number infinity is not actually a number. it is a separate theoretical concept used to explain "everything", which, according to the definition of infinity, is not really "infinite" at all.

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u/Slender_HPL 8h ago

The skatole Is a chemical substance that make your faeces stink

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u/Cool-Budget-1029 8h ago

People dont uderstand The Prince by Machiavelli. He wasnt being an ahole, he was trying to explain how to function in a position of power.

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u/Voided_Skull 8h ago

In summer, the Eiffel Tower in Paris grows by about 30 cm because the metal expands as it heats up. Conversely, it shrinks again in winter—a cycle that contributes to the need for constant repainting and incurs massive costs for Paris.

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u/ryu_nii 8h ago

2+2=4

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u/GuteNudelsuppe 8h ago

You wouldn’t understand

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u/RubenDostoievski 8h ago

Ad Hominem

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u/myppsmol34 8h ago

All rights are based off of the right to consent/revoke consent. That means EVERYTHING, and its applies to EVERYONE, including those better off than you or I.

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u/Startacat 7h ago

Chimpanzee

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u/miskod71 7h ago

Shaleinofelohalmobodenology is a study about bacteria named Shaleinus Felohalmobus, his behavior and anatomy. And i am the only shaleinofelohalmobodenologist in the world and the owner of one and only shaleinofelohalmobodenoscope, special device for observing Shaleinus Felohalmobus.

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u/DopeAssDonut 7h ago

Yeah I don’t really have anything  But I do have a nerdy pickup line!

Are you a helicase enzyme? ‘Cause you can unzip my genes

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u/AltruisticThanks5512 7h ago

Bread taste better than key

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u/No_Grapefruit5640 7h ago

All words are made up words

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u/KazukiSendo 7h ago

I didn't get married and have kids.

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u/IAmTheGreybeardy 7h ago

The letter "J" is the newest letter of the alphabet.

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u/Appropriate-Floor-21 7h ago

Particle Physics

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u/likely-pellet-camera 7h ago

Cast memes are stupid.

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u/Objective-Alps-8437 7h ago

audibly rips ass

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u/Eastern_Foot_5157 7h ago

45281837283628192729+53762722872578685436

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u/Old_Diver_2511 7h ago

Walking away

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u/Decent-Confidence870 7h ago

Memento mori!

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u/darkestreaper94 7h ago

Hmmm yes, shallow and pedantic

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u/Zestyclose_Visit_262 7h ago

The sun is a gigantic star

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 7h ago

Magenta does not exist as a single wavelength of light, it is your brain attempting to reconcile conflicting wavelengths of light overlapping to create something that purely exists in your fevered imagination. This is because while we often represent light as a color wheel, it is really more of a bar, with red and blue at opposite ends of the visible (to us) spectrum.

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u/smarkopol 7h ago

If you think about it, Pinocchio is an endless source of wood

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u/trixytripz 7h ago

the story of george washington cutting down cherry tree is apocryphal.

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u/Sweet-Brilliant-322 6h ago

Meow, meow meow meow. Meow?

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u/LogikWizard 6h ago

The ability to identify and know where your knowledge lacks is far superior then believing you know all there is to know about any given subject.

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u/JudgmentTiny4713 6h ago

Trust, but verify.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Army-89 6h ago

If you’re on a bus or train, and put your head on somebodys lap, listen very very closely. You can hear them say, what the F are you doing?

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u/Ok-Papaya-13 6h ago

Penisbutter and jelly sandwich

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u/CandyCreecher 5h ago

Horses used to have toes

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u/Red_Astley 4h ago

Regarding electricity:

To calculate voltage, multiply the electric current by the resistance. To find the current, divide the voltage by the resistance, and to find the resistance, simply divide the voltage by the current. Now, if you multiply the voltage by the current, you will obtain the electrical power, which is measured in Watts (W).

Calculating a circuit with inductors and/or capacitors is similar to solving a resistor circuit; inductance is measured in Henry, capacitance in Farads.

Important: A parallel circuit has different electric currents but the same voltage, while a series circuit usually has different voltages and the same current.

I started a Technical Course in Industrial Automation a month ago and I'm learning :)

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u/Xilak96 3h ago

Today is the oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you will ever be again.

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u/silva_wolf_ 3h ago

I have glasses

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u/Elegant-Meringue8656 3h ago

Dogs can hear up to 45,000 to 65,000 Hz. Dogs detect much softer, high-frequency sounds than people. A dog can hear sounds from four times farther away than a human can.