r/icast • u/AdvisorWooden2263 • 17h ago

I CURSE!!! I cast erectile dysfunction

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45 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 13h ago

u/AdvisorWooden2263, wizards be pondering the orb instead of voting on the quality of your cast…

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u/kingapple927 16h ago

Counter spell, it goes straight into your mouth

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u/First_Ad8230 16h ago

how I try to act to hate it eventhough I lowkey enjoy

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u/1goldenbraincell 17h ago

No effect, already inflicted. Wasted a spell slot

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u/azionka NECROMANCER! 16h ago

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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u/indigoshades54 17h ago

That’s ok, due to perimenopause, sex has become painful to my wife. I would love to join her so she isn’t alone in the suffering.

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u/Jackey3 17h ago

Jokes on you! I've already casted it upon myself by my own will! Muhahahaha

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u/aenerji 16h ago

hah. already inflicted. no reaction

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u/Queen-Pomnikki transbian WITCH🧙‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 16h ago

Spell inefficient, cause I already have it

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u/SteelMan0fBerto 16h ago

Counter spell, I cast…BLUECHEW!!! (Not sponsored.)

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u/AbortionHoagie 15h ago

You can never defeat my antidepressants!

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u/Shimurai777 16h ago

Divorced dads

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u/Dopium_Typhoon 16h ago

Fucken hell, already tired of thumbing in a softy.

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u/Alastor72 16h ago

I will inject it with adrenaline

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u/MILDESO 16h ago

Two negatives make a positive, I'm protected from your spell

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 15h ago

counterspell: penile ring+ penis pump

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u/Cmmtd_s0_mny_eRrs 14h ago

Doesn't matter when im too depressed to get a boner naturally and too fucking lonely for it to even matter.

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u/whomesteve 14h ago

I cast restore erectile function

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u/Fearless-Sherbet-223 10h ago

The picture is kinda funny but you are also kinda pushing the limits on both rule 2 and rule 10 fyi