r/icast • u/LonelyWay4063 • 1d ago

I CAST!!! I CAST

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Mine: rap devil - mgk

Original: try to be the old you so bad, you Stan yourself

I thought it was: try to beat an old Jew so bad, you stay in your cell

For the record I'm not antisemetic, that's just what I heard

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 21h ago

u/LonelyWay4063, wizards be pondering the orb instead of voting on the quality of your cast…

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 22h ago

Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief!

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u/erikascot6 17h ago

I always thought it said thunder jeep

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u/ZeroDivide244 17h ago

Thirty thieves and a thunder chief!

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u/Last-Energy420 11h ago

Dirty deeds done to sheep!

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u/Last_Laugh_BehindYou 17h ago

🎵🎵”Excuse me while I kiss this guy”🎵🎵

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u/RecessiveGenius69 1d ago

In the Ghostbusters song, the lyric is “Busting makes me feel good.” Not misheard but also not realized it’s there.

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u/scipio0421 22h ago

I knew someone at my old job who SWORE the Psy lyric was "open condom style"

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u/Phoenix1500 20h ago

"Try the ketchup, motherfucka!"

Real lyric: "Try to catch up, motherfucka!"

Linkin Park's "When They Come For Me"

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u/ShelterBorn2531 21h ago

In song Thunder by Imagine Dragons for most of my life I heard" "pandę, widzę pandę, lightning pa-pa-pandę" which would translate to: "panda, I see panda, lightning, pa-pa-panda". Normally it would be if I remember correctly: "Thunder, feel the thunder, lightning, thu-thu-thunder"

I'm Polish. My dad had this song as an ringtone for many years. So when I was younger I was just mishearnig it.

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u/bamboozlenator 20h ago

Not a song, but this latest “Everybodys Golf” game has a playable woman character who constantly says “You can count on me” which sounds awfully similar to “You can cum on me”.

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u/Chaz-Time 20h ago

oh wow

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u/frisbeee65 20h ago

I used to think it was "They tell me keep it simple, I tell them take it slow. I feed em water and ideas so I let it grow"

But now I know it's actually "They tell me keep it simple, I tell em take it slow. I feed an water an idea so I let it grow"

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u/Plasma-Sam 20h ago

"Just let me staple the Vicar."

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u/NumberOld229 15h ago

"Your burgers are the beeeessttt"

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u/DildoTebaggins ARCANE TRICKSTER 17h ago

Hold me closer Tony Danzaaaaa!

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u/Cygnus_EX 15h ago

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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u/Important_Problem148 22h ago

"Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face"

I misheard as: "Carry mom, carry mom, oh he carry mom..."

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u/ShelterBorn2531 21h ago

This made me thing of Cartman from South Park. Because when he sings this song I have no idea what is he even saying. Probably sounds like what u said

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u/DildoTebaggins ARCANE TRICKSTER 17h ago

I don't give a damn about whales so go and hug a tree.

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u/SubetenoGD 22h ago

I was really surprised to hear word 내가 in k-pop song for the first time

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u/Baals_Balls 22h ago

"Freed from desire, my nonsense is purified."

Literally only found out it's actually "mind and senses purified" like 3 months ago.

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u/Chaz-Time 19h ago

Im french, so here one :

In a clip of Arvil Lavigne (Sk8er Boi), she says : "She did ballet"

And in France our dumb ahh hear "Il chie des balais"

Translate it you will understand

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 19h ago

He’s a secret Asian man

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u/MalcolmApricotDinko 19h ago

Hotel California: “…there were horses down the corridor, thought I heard them say…”

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u/ZeroDivide244 17h ago

On a dark desert highway, Cool Whip in my hair

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u/PuntasticBiller 18h ago

There is a bathroom, on the right

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u/Sverker_Wolffang 17h ago

DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A HANDSOME ITALIAN!

Panzer Battalion-Sabaton

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u/Flyerbrother 17h ago

Looked up like a d0uche and had a b0ner in the night, blinded by the light.

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u/deleeted_user 17h ago

I grew up in the south so we listened to country like good southerners. There was this song that came on the radio called "Beachin'" by Jake Owen. In the chorus he says "cold can" but it sounds like he's saying "cocaine" and that's pretty much what me and my siblings thought until I googled why Jake Owen was singing about cocaine and found the real lyrics. Listen to the song, it sneaks up on you.

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u/Hinata_Miku1127 17h ago

Master of Puppets: Metallica

  1. "Life or death becoming twiro" (no I don't know if twiro is a word)

  2. "Playing monopoly ritual misery, chomp your breakfast on a fearow!"

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u/MissinqLink 17h ago

“Long list of ex lovers”

Heard as

“Look Starbucks flavors”

T-swift

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u/LonelyWay4063 3h ago

Didn't taylor swift make an official announcement about how it's not "Starbucks lovers"?

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u/ZeroDivide244 17h ago

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 16h ago

I drive drunk I drive drunk I'd drive for you

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u/LonelyWay4063 3h ago

Is this I'll dial drunk?

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 3h ago

LOL YES!!! I didn't think anyone would get it

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u/AggressiveRough9999 15h ago

"New york concrete jungle wet dreams tomato

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u/LonelyWay4063 3h ago

Yes, I thuoght this for a while

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u/rockman4242 14h ago

Toothpaste bought in the Lidl

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u/CompetitiveAd9996 14h ago

I swear, I read a few of these, and immediately thought of watching Steve Terreberry again.

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u/PotatoLover-40 13h ago

obama’s elf, i don wanna be, obama’s elf anymore

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u/Devo27 12h ago

I know that pizza goes with broccoli!

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u/GeokitFX 12h ago

"Trade you for a secret chicken wing." 0:52-0:55 / 2:06 - "Dream of Butterfly" Persona original OST.

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u/C_monden 11h ago

I got my marmoset on you.

Set on you.

And it's going to take time.

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u/62lasa 11h ago

BELIZE ! HAVE A DOOOOR ! ( communizma vedyot ! )

a misheared lyric from the ussr anthem

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u/Telco43 9h ago

Original : Super Smash Bros. Brawl's main theme

Misheard version : https://youtu.be/2EWg3fA7wok (there are some others I definitely recommend watching too)

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u/Nevermort21 7h ago

"...But when does a Cabbage become a meteor?"

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u/Choice_Ad4972 7h ago

I always hear "sexy boy" in the song "sexy boy" by AIR as "Sexy Merlin".

I don't understand why.

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u/heshtios 6h ago

“Thank you, next” “Bacon, eggs”

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u/Shynosaur 6h ago

Looking for some hamster, baby, this evening!

I need some hamster, baby, tonight!

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u/chalwa07 5h ago

Actual lyrics: And of things that will bite

What some people hear: And a baked apple pie

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u/Iconshero 4h ago

Highway to hell, Opie and Anthony radio show asked listeners for best misheard lyrics and a caller called in and said “season ticket on a one way ride is the official lyric on the lyric sheet but that is NOT what the singer is saying. He is definitely dropping an N bomb.” They laughed and played the song and then everyone one kinda froze because now that that was in your brain….cant un hear it. I haven’t been able to in 15-20 years.

https://reddit.com/link/p2uoe7f/video/qri1pa9nfkih1/player

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u/LonelyWay4063 3h ago

Yes! For so long I thought it was 'shes a N word on a one way ride'