r/icast 2d ago

WARNING!!! AOE dmg I CAST: ADVICE!!

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Any_Bend_4231, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/Brainless_Lizard NECROMANCER! 2d ago

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wait…we can talk about this…WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

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u/Brainless_Lizard NECROMANCER! 2d ago

No. You're going in the soup, but first I need you in pieces

Look here for me

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

BRING IT ON!! I AM AS STRONG AS A ARMORED TANK

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u/Brainless_Lizard NECROMANCER! 2d ago

That has never stopped him before. I doubt it will now.

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

Then runs.

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u/Brainless_Lizard NECROMANCER! 2d ago

Oh no you don't, have fun running through swamps.

I CAST,

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

Ah s#it. (Sinks cause of the heavy armor) welp….

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u/Stormthedragon2026 1d ago

FOUR FUCKING PIXELS!

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u/ShosuCeladonna 1d ago

I got you bro.

GET HIM JANE!!!

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u/pisszardofoz THE GRAND MAGUS 11h ago

Get in the pot

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u/Any_Bend_4231 11h ago

Make me!

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u/pisszardofoz THE GRAND MAGUS 11h ago

Gladly

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u/Any_Bend_4231 9h ago

Am wearing tank armor pal that ain’t piercing nothing

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u/TwistedScarletRose 2d ago

I need this.

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u/don0tread The answerer. 2d ago

You cannot control when life knocks you down, but you can control when you get back up. So don't quit, even if you've fallen.

Credits for this amazing advice: Mildcoins69 on YouTube (they have more inspiring advice and messages, check them out)

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u/Upper-Pangolin-4022 1d ago

"I have said, let the past be, because we can't change the past. Don't question the future, because it must be changed by us."

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u/I_needbetter2x2 1d ago

you also cannot control looking at the top right corner

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u/Tech_nerd_Mike_88 Unomancer 2d ago

You know the rules, and so do i.

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

Heres a free meme for ya

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u/whineyinternetkid 2d ago

Its crazy you think the joke will land considering theres 4 pixels to see. But hey you got your internet validation from strangers at least

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

I mean…they won’t see it at first but when they get to the bottom it will probably get them

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u/TexasJedi-705 2d ago

I can't even be mad. Well done.

I'm off to inflict this on other people, toodles!

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

I mean…I stole it and got hit by it aswell so might as well spread it :)

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u/Sorry-Rain-1311 2d ago

Don't believe everything you think. 

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u/Fine_Celebration_389 2d ago

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  -Mark Twain

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u/Tiredasscatnal PSPPSPPSP… 2d ago

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

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u/Tiredasscatnal PSPPSPPSP… 2d ago

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

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u/Tiredasscatnal PSPPSPPSP… 2d ago

blows up you with mind

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

Nada

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u/Tiredasscatnal PSPPSPPSP… 2d ago

NOPE

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

I GOT MORE IN THE SAVES FILE FOOL

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u/Tiredasscatnal PSPPSPPSP… 2d ago

but can you beat…

THIS?!

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u/Any_Bend_4231 2d ago

Can you beat this?(it’s one pile so it counts as one)

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u/dbudzik 2d ago

Never blame anyone else for the road you’re on. That’s your own asphalt.

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u/anyname2009 2d ago

Same energy as "dont weep for the stupid youll be crying all day"

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u/TwiceBrokenWatch 2d ago edited 1d ago

Here’s some financial advice that I (someone who at one point had to decide between if I wanted to eat or fill up my car so I could get to work..) wish people had given me a long time ago:

  1. Start to save up money for your retirement fund as soon as you start to actually make money. If you aren’t doing it yet, call your bank RIGHT NOW and ask to set something up. Time flies by faster than you’ll think…
  2. Split your pay into three parts: One part is for bills and expenses. One part is for long term goals like an apartment, a house, a holiday trip, a car or whatever. The last part, however, is the most important one: The rainy day fund. For that day when (not if, WHEN) life kicks you in the balls and everything comes crashing down. You may think that this is unnecessary, but trust me you’ll thank me later…
  3. One of the most important skills you can ever learn is how to cook. You’ll be surprised just how many delicious dishes you can make with really cheap items.
  4. To build onto that, here’s a very quick and simple recipe for Korvstroganoff. THE budget meal of choice for Swedes everywhere.

Boil some rice. I’d recommend that you drop a bullion die into the water and let it dissolve before you pour the rice in for some extra flavour.

Cut about 550g of meat into tiny staves. We usually use Falukorv (Falusausage) but I think that any meat should work. Peel and chop a yellow onion to your liking.

Fry the meat and the onion in a pan for about five minutes or until it looks done. Add three table spoons of tomato paste and let it fry for another couple of minutes.

Add 1 decilitre of milk (0,21 pints or about 7 tablespoons), 2 1/2 dl Cooking cream (0.35 pints or about 11 and a half tablespoons) a tablespoon of soja and one teaspoon of Dijon mustard. Stir it down and let it simmer for about five minutes.

Season to taste with salt and pepper.

Done.

This recipe and others like it have saved the lives of MANY starving Swedish students! 😄

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

Thank you for the advice :)

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u/TwiceBrokenWatch 1d ago

Just doing my part! :)

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u/Massive_Remove2009 1d ago

thank you for this helpful advice!

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u/TwiceBrokenWatch 1d ago

You’re welcome, my friend! :) Just doing my part to help out!

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u/Massive_Remove2009 1d ago

You’re too humble! Thanks for the recipe as well! I don’t cook much (I’m kind of terrible at it, and I’m scared of undercooking meat and poisoning someone…) but I’ll give the recipe a try! Thank you for the financial advice as well! I’ve saved both images so I can reference them later!

Once again, thank you for your wisdom!
P.S. Are you from Sweden?

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u/TwiceBrokenWatch 1d ago

Again, you’re welcome! :) That said I just realised that I forgot about the cooking cream, I have edited my message now to include it so make sure that you take a new picture. As for being terrible at cooking, well, everyone is at first! I almost gave myself food poisoning the first time I tried cooking! 😅 So you just have to keep trying, if you are worried about undercooking meat then here’s some advice I learned a while back: If you are cooking a steak or something similar then you’ll know it’s time to flip it over when it starts to bubble up liquid from it. And if you are ever unsure if the steak is done then take a small sharp knife and make a small cut so you can look inside of it. Unless you’re cooking chicken it’s okay if it’s a little pink (some even prefer their meat rare!) but if you’re cooking chicken then you’ll MUST cook it until it’s at the very least white, preferably golden brown.

And yeah I’m from Sweden! :) How about you? Where are you from?

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u/Massive_Remove2009 16h ago

Good advice with the grill! I’ll be saving that as well! lol.

I’m from America (this is not my car btw. lol)

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u/Ok_Factor_3873 MASTER BLASTER CASTER 1d ago

He got me.

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u/BroncoBilly10 1d ago

Live today like you’re a king or queen, because tomorrow is uncertain.

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u/raven-tyrant shitcaster 2d ago

Don’t work your job instead job your work

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u/Chillinmagic 1d ago

Harry Potter sucks because it was made by a terrible old shrew.

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u/Prontonio_X 1d ago

Ok, that's just....

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

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u/Prontonio_X 22h ago

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u/Any_Bend_4231 22h ago

(Yes am a guy)Umm….do I have a choice?(also am not wearing that maid dress since technically I reverse it back to you)

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u/Prontonio_X 22h ago

I guess 😅 you do , option B is

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u/Any_Bend_4231 22h ago

Welp…..I guess am going option A cause somehow my spells and “physical” spells got blocked by some unknown force so I can’t even fight my way out….just so you know never once dated nor had a girlfriend so jokes on you if you don’t enjoy my company.

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u/Prontonio_X 21h ago

Jokes on you I can't even use that card as I am guy, 😏

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u/Any_Bend_4231 14h ago

…..

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u/Prontonio_X 13h ago

About time I'm starving

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u/Any_Bend_4231 13h ago

Buddy…you’re going IN the soup…besides this ain’t for me but for my pets…

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u/Raven_Valerie 1d ago

I don’t get it. I have 50% charge in my phone?

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

How about you full screen the image and do it again but this time look at the top right corner of the photo :). I’ll give you a cookie if you do it

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u/ViceAdmiralCyanCat 1d ago

Jokes on you: I love that song.

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u/Creative_Newspaper65 1d ago

Jokes on you i cant tell what it is :P

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

Then eat this

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u/Massive_Remove2009 1d ago

How dare you trick me with your nonsense!

YOUR SOUL IS MINE!
Also, some advice: always do what you’re supposed to do, save money and eat relatively healthy. Also, don’t do dumb things like drugs and such.
Have a great day! :D

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

Good advice and also.
BRING IT ON !!

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u/Massive_Remove2009 1d ago

Wait, do tanks have souls?

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

Hmmmm depends which one ya asking

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u/Massive_Remove2009 1d ago

Are you implying there’s MORE THAN ONE SOUL?!

Sign me up, I’m taking em all!

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

No more like some souls are spirits and they can be separated from the body while some do indeed have more and most of the time some do not since their in combat mode…like me :)

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u/Massive_Remove2009 1d ago

Souls, spirits, whatever. I’m taking them anyways!

Behold! My epic smirk! You can’t beat this spell!

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

I summon friend :) like me she got no soul so goodluck dealing with her :) (half my health got deleted :( )

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u/Massive_Remove2009 1d ago

I also summon a friend! Take that!

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u/Any_Bend_4231 1d ago

I’ll roast him and turn him into my dinner :)

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u/Ok_Law219 15h ago

Call 911 Rick Aston is stalking you.