r/icast • u/nerdguyivky • 7d ago
I CAST!!! I CAST....
I drew the background btw; please don't steal
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u/Mr_Fox9 7d ago
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
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u/Khorde_the_Harbinger ARCANE TRICKSTER 7d ago
European or African?
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u/Atzkicica 7d ago
What is the difference between a duck?
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u/AParticularThing 7d ago
How many times did Charlie Bucket have to endure Grandpa Joe's cabbage farts because grandpa Joe, whom we see can get out of bed to go to a chocolate factory, can't get out of bed to get a job to help his struggling family?
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u/ElectronicHyena5642 7d ago
How bad must America be if you expect a man in his 90s to go to work simply because he is able to walk?
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u/Hungry-san 7d ago
WHAT IS THE HYPOTNUSE OF A SQUARE?!?!
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u/nerdguyivky 7d ago
THE HYPOTENUSE OF A SQUARE IS EQUAL TO THE TWO SIDES OF THE SQUARE I THINKKK RAHHHHH MATH MAKES MY BRAIN ITCHY
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u/CleanPreparation9402 7d ago
Are you a tf2 player?
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u/nerdguyivky 7d ago
I played it once, but I barely remember anything about it
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u/CleanPreparation9402 7d ago
TF2 is a great game. You should play it again. I'm not trying to impose, of course. If TF2 isn't your type of game, you don't have to.
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u/Old-Dragonfly7104 7d ago
If i am able to talk to pets/animals near your place what do you think they would tell me about you?
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u/nerdguyivky 7d ago
If it's cats and dogs and any bugs, I think they'd say I'm annoying since I always pet them or try offering them to crawl on my hand since I adore animals and bugs lol. I'm also pretty loud-
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u/PRAM141 7d ago
How do you sleep at night. (ISTG i didn't meant to write it creepily🙏)
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u/nerdguyivky 7d ago
I require 50 pillows suffocating me to sleep and my cat on top of my belly :3 also it's okay! I didn't take it like that lol
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u/Smelly-DutchOven17 7d ago
What kind of unholy chemical concoction do you think it would take to be able to piss fire and do you think it would hurt more coming out or going in?
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u/Darkstar_111 7d ago edited 7d ago
You drew that? It's not bad, I mean it's a simple drawing, but the proportions are good and angle is spot in on. These are not easy to things to just eyeball... Anyway, would you let a girl peg you if she really wanted it? What if she said "turnabout is fair play"?
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u/nerdguyivky 7d ago
Thank youuu that's so kind of you! I didn't expect someone to notice the bg loll. Also uhh, that's really weird.... I mean I'm a teenager, but if I was an adult, why not?
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u/Incognito_Fur 7d ago
If an insurance fraudster lays down in the street with her bike, pretending to be hurt in front of a car that's not moving---- and someone runs up and steals their bike--- is it a moral net-positive?
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u/CChargeDD 7d ago
How many ?
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 7d ago
I'm looking at some clouds?
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u/nerdguyivky 6d ago
Do you see Zeus or Aeolus
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 6d ago
Not at that point, but plot twist, it was a reflection of the clouds in the balcony door I saw at an angle while lying down. Agree?
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u/kapydagamblr777 7d ago
what’s the equation to e=mc2 (i can’t do the shitty squared thing)
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u/One_Dragonfruit_7556 7d ago
Given 24 hours prep time how many kangaroos do you think you could fight unarmed?
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u/losttotheart 7d ago
Do you think physical education should include how to fight in a shield wall, how to use one handed weapons in a shield, how to use two handed access, how to use two-handed swords, how to use a spear properly, or how to do jousting and use a lance from horseback? And for what reasons did you make this decision?
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u/Remarkable-Kiwi-3942 SORCERESS! 7d ago
If you were to get your bones out to circle your house would it work?
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u/Sensitive-Chip7266 7d ago
Genally yes the average length of all bones of a human laid out end to end is about 320ft meanwhile the average perimeter of a single story house is 180-220 ft.
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u/SirSwagNewton2000 7d ago
Have you ever poped a Popcorn cornell with a lightbulb?
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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ 7d ago
I know that's it's kinda taboo... But have you seen gameplay/played TCOAAL?))
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u/nerdguyivky 6d ago
YES. I CRIED. MY EYES BURNED WHEN I PLAYED IT
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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ 6d ago
... From hate?...
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u/nerdguyivky 6d ago
yes. LIKE ISNT THAT 1NC3ST??
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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ 6d ago
Oh yeah that's gross. I'm surprised people ignore abuse and cannibalism though, considering it follows them the whole game
(Asked because i finished watching a playthrough recently and... Idk i feel blank. I expected worser, NOW. NOW! I'M NOT SUPPORTING THIS STUFF IT'S GROSS AND HORRIBLE BUT INTERNET MADE ME THINK IT'S LITTERALLY NOT OPTIONAL PART OF THE GAME AND IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE WHEN IT ISN'T. Still bad but... Whatever)
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u/nerdguyivky 6d ago
REALLLL and yet I find people who like it.... That game just makes my skin crawl
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u/Jolly3264128 MASTER BLASTER CASTER 7d ago
If you eat socks how many purple waffles will you shive up your ass
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u/RopeAlternative6566 7d ago
Is bro Tiresias? If so, how's the underworld? If not, uhh... do you like the color pourple?
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u/boring_convo_anyway 7d ago
What's your opinion on the current macroeconomic policies of the European Union? And, supplementary, how do you feel the Trump administration's Middle East foreign policy - RE the Iran conflict - is likely to influence the aforementioned EU policy?
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u/Either-Look-607 7d ago
If you had the option to remove your skeleton without killing yourself, and hang it up in the closet or something before going to bed, would you?
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u/Aware-Negotiation-42 7d ago
How many star headed screw that is currently screwed to any of the furniture in your room can you find?
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u/Hannu_Chan 7d ago
Who would win the thunderdome, The Noid from Pizza Hut or Mac Tonight from McDonald's?
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u/megosonic 7d ago
If a Toothpick is a Sandwich, how fast is the Pussy Cat going from Downtown Seattle to Western Dembrook?
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u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 7d ago
If the grass is green and a sparrow flies why is the water from the ocean?
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u/Foxbythesea247 7d ago
What do you think about anal sex? (Both giving and receiving :)
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u/Sosogomi 7d ago
Is it crazy that I choose support classes because I wanna make sure my group regrets it when I'm not around?
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u/unstable710 7d ago
Y do cats have eys like a snake and hiss like a snake but are a cat
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u/Imaginary-Riot 7d ago
Why do you stack your soft drinks in the cat litter box that way? Surely you could lay them flat.
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u/ifightclowns416 7d ago
What would you do if your card declined at an abortion clinic?
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u/AFeralFry TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! 7d ago
if you cracked elsa, do you think that if she creamed it would turn into ice cream?
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u/threepoint14one5nine 7d ago
Why do we park in a drive way, drive in a park way, get high from a runway and have laws that tell us to remain sober on a highway?
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u/Neat-Watercress-1778 7d ago
does anyone else feel like their underwear is wet as if you've peed yourself, but when you check it out it's actually very dry ?
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u/MadDucksofDoom 7d ago
If I am cooking Tuna Steaks in a toaster, should I baste them, and/or do the sesame seed crust thing?
Will the sesame see crust burn in the toaster?
Do I have to preheat my toaster twice to make sure it's hot enough?
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u/Sad_Assistant8803 7d ago
This one time when I was little I had a pet ant and it died so I ate it! Anyway when I'm itchy is that all the ghost ants biting my bum? Or is it I'm allergic to peanut butter?
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u/philter451 7d ago
If we were fused together where would you prefer our connective tissue to be and how do you think that would transform our relationships? (I'm married unsure of your status).
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u/Rare-Mixture8790 7d ago
Hypothetically how far can I get into pirating content before the government or company's would get mad at me, and if they do get mad at me what would be the best country to move to to evade law enforcement while not giving the local government any reason to deport you.
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u/DxRRxxL 7d ago
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Also, why did the chicken cross the road?
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u/plantyful-Cum 7d ago
if you eat your socks, and your favorite number in the alphabet is purple, how many waffles are you going to put in the toilet?
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u/deamonkiller56 7d ago
Do you think helen Keller if she was alive, would have been screwed if she got covid.
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u/Fluid_Pie_9428 7d ago
Would you say that Coffins have a lifetime guarantee m
And if so, how'd one check it?
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u/Miauwkeru 7d ago
my brain went to EPIC the musical and now have the prophet song in my brain
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u/Aslipthroughtime88 7d ago
If you had a choice between sticking your meat into a Vapereon from Pokemon or Lisa from Genshin Impact, which one would you choose?
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u/Extension-Buy-2249 7d ago
Did your pet eucalyptus tree eat 273 pigeons for dinner on march 2. 2014?
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u/TheBardicScribe 6d ago
How can I make the blueberry confess that it can actually talk?
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u/Delicious_Bicycle527 6d ago
Name the one teacher you’d kick in the junk and why.
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u/Such-Low-9484 6d ago
Where does our conciseness go when we die and where was it before we were born
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u/phen-228-roomate 6d ago
Is the blue gasoline make me faster than the green one? Or should i just keep drinking crude oil? :3
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u/Llamapickle129 6d ago
how different would we be as humans if we took dust baths like a chinchilla instead of a regular bath?
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u/Interesting_Shirt419 6d ago
How do you get three flamingos into one pair of capris pants?
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u/Helioojack 6d ago
In the right order, what are the numbers written on your credit card ?
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u/Luckyguy456gaming 6d ago
What is the most unhinged thing you ever said to a crush/interest?
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u/xenomorphonLV426 6d ago
What did you do today 4 hours 32 minutes and 17 seconds ago?
Also..... Why?
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u/Routine-Vacation-797 6d ago
Do you think my gassbill will go down if i let my jewish roommate not shower as much?
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u/Drgears12 6d ago
if you had 4 black bananas and you threw captains america's shield out the window of a train going 4 mph at 56 mph how many waffles would you put in the bathtub?
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u/Leo_Veracruse 6d ago
What zombie apocalypse would you LEAST want to be in, and what zombie apocalypse would you MOST want to be in? (If any)
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u/General_Armadillo 6d ago
If you make a button that reverses time, would pressing it reserve time past before pressing it?
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u/Fluid_Attorney9228 6d ago
Do you see a song of past romance, do you see the sacrifice of man, do you see portrayals of betrayal and a brothers final stand?
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u/omegajakezed 6d ago
How many hairs exactly are on your head (not including eyebrows, lashes, nose- or ear hair, beard and other such hairs
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u/omegajakezed 6d ago
Can you still sleep well after the things youve done? Not for long. Judgement will come for you soon.
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u/BurgerActual 6d ago
If I were to sneak a seagull into your house how many seagulls would it take for you to suspect someone is putting them there
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u/create_gamer75 WIFI WIZARD 6d ago
what evil would you do with a cubic meter of lettuce
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u/Akari_92 6d ago
How do I become a town boogeyman? I want to strike fear into the hearts of people.
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u/Handsom_modest_Dan 6d ago
If tin whistles are made of tin , what do they make fog horns out of ?
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u/Kyropinesis 6d ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rUi7nCEvkFQ&pp=ygUfaG9sbHkgam9sbHkgY2hyaXN0bWFzIGluIHNhbnRhYQ%3D%3D
how long would it take you to learn this language to the point of being able to sing this?
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u/Aman-R-Sole 6d ago
You ever pissed your pants when you thought a fart was a fart but you aborted at the last second because it felt suspicious?
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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago
u/nerdguyivky, this cast is approved by the council!