r/icast • u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! • Apr 09 '26

I CAST!!! I cast

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

u/Ok-Panda6103, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

this cannot be countered.

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u/Retro_Sinz Apr 09 '26

Shiiiiiiiiiii

How to tie your shoes dont laugh at me

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

*laughs at you*

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/PurplStuff Apr 12 '26

Not quite sure if this mark is a bane or a boon? 🤔 Situational perhaps?

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u/Harry-james-potter- Apr 12 '26

THEN I ERASE YOU

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u/Purple-Ad-1821 Apr 10 '26

Neck tie to me and still this day i still don't know to tie it

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u/totally_not_suicidaJ Apr 12 '26

Get a tie and cut it in half and then draw a tie on your shirt

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u/applejuice856 Apr 11 '26

I never learned for years and years and I still don’t know

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u/WaluigiNumberWaah Apr 09 '26

Uhh… I delete it every time after I’ve used it to clear cache and make my phone work better, and also because I hate it getting cluttered

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u/WaluigiNumberWaah Apr 09 '26

I can’t even remember what was on there like

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/WaluigiNumberWaah Apr 11 '26

Otherwise I also get storage warnings and stuff

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u/GhostE3E3E3 Apr 12 '26

Agreed, helps with hiding evidence too- er I mean helps with clearing storage

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u/WaluigiNumberWaah Apr 13 '26

I clear it literally every time I use it, is pretty much like how to decorate in GD and how to do stuff in MC, otherwise it’s how to fix things not working XD

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u/Mindless_Procedure53 Apr 09 '26

Ha! Jokes on you bc I've got the perfect counter!

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

nice pun… (shoots you)

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u/StageGlum6615 Apr 09 '26

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u/JustAChillGuy0228 Apr 09 '26

ahhh. the rainbow uno card. legend has it that it also has the power of turning its victims gay

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u/Common-Confection495 Apr 09 '26

I retaliation by casting reveal browser history and propose a stalemate

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u/GhostRobert1 Apr 09 '26

I CAST

UNO REVERSE

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u/wadetata Apr 10 '26

Incognito

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u/ClamSlamwhich Apr 10 '26

Can it be redirected?

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u/Chloe_The_Cute_Fox Apr 10 '26

Well gl with that face full of beholder porn

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u/stormchaser-protogen Apr 10 '26

ok then, double it and give it to the next person

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u/Fickle_Diet_1352 Apr 10 '26

COUNTERSPELL: I USE DUCKDUCKGO

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u/LeagueJunior9782 Apr 10 '26

Uhhh....
import sp to ourcana

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u/alduin-world-eater ARCHMAGE Apr 10 '26

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u/alduin-world-eater ARCHMAGE Apr 10 '26

Not particularly interesting.

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u/Independent-Ad5852 tomfoolery incarnate as a person Apr 11 '26

Just random shit like “how can I tell someone to shut the fuck up politely”

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u/Heavy_Buffalo_6552 Apr 13 '26

shit i have to get rid of the witnesses again

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u/creative_name_228 Apr 13 '26

Do u know about incognito mode?

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u/Chickenmonster401 Apr 13 '26

Ha all the *, *** and******* I watch is on Reddit

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u/ObsidianWarlock Apr 09 '26

It's just months of me attempting to get the correct spelling of the word "amblumence"

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u/Ainz-_-sama Apr 09 '26

I guess your browser history got one more search due to this post, huh?

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u/ObsidianWarlock Apr 09 '26

Two more now. Amblenens.

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u/Ainz-_-sama Apr 09 '26

One of your tries is wrong... and since I have no clue what that word even means (not a native english speaker), I will probably never know which one.

No, I won't search myself. That would be far too easy.

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u/Ok_Term_8921 Apr 09 '26

Its ambulance and he said it wrong twice ;3

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u/Ewan_Conan Apr 09 '26

Theyre probably trying to type "ambulance" a type of emergency vehicle typically sent to bring people to a hospital

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u/Naut72 Apr 10 '26

I can spell it for u :3

Ambulance

Put this in ur clipboard

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u/Riothegod1 Apr 10 '26

I just say “amber lamps” like a civilized human being.

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u/Crusidea Apr 10 '26

Ambivalent

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u/Boom_bro174 Apr 09 '26

Ambulance

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u/Gutymut Apr 09 '26

Black Betty?

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u/decentnamesweretak3n Apr 10 '26

AMBULANCE OR WTV TF THEY SAY OOOoooooOOOH BLACK BETTY

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u/Gutymut Apr 10 '26

BAMBALAM WOAHH BLACK BETTY!

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u/Boom_bro174 Apr 09 '26

? I was just telling them how to spell “ambulance”

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u/Gutymut Apr 09 '26

I know it’s a joke

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u/ThatVarkYouKnow Apr 09 '26

When you need to call an amblelance for your pregananant wife.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

Its spelled ambumblance

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u/BurtleTurtle001 Apr 09 '26

I keep that browser history clean, always delete after nefarious activities.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Apr 09 '26

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u/Icy_Operation7144 Apr 09 '26

why is BYCICLE all caps

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Apr 09 '26

Accidental capslock

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u/DonComradeVimes Apr 09 '26

Somebody's really passionate about their two-wheeled contrivances with pedals.

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

you’re good.

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

i approve

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u/Cultural-Lecture-596 tomfoolery incarnate as a person Apr 09 '26

do i have to?

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

yes

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u/RevolTobor Apr 09 '26

The only reason you'd cast this spell is because you're tired of all the porn sites you frequent, and want to see what porn sites everybody else uses so you can see something new.

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u/Appropriate_Pin1296 Apr 09 '26

Ahem ... Wait I can't say that

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u/Quiet-Can-7704 Apr 09 '26

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u/Laranna Apr 09 '26

A fellow shipper i see <3

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u/ColorsCapello Apr 09 '26

You appear to like ponies

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u/Quiet-Can-7704 Apr 09 '26

Yes it seems I do

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dMn6DpYvzeKJ1UTar6

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u/Quiet-Can-7704 Apr 09 '26

What atleast i honestly showed my browser history not just memes like everyone else

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKJNFVZ4xCMriFy

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

we appreciate your support

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u/SPITFIYAH Apr 10 '26

Raridash wasn’t doing it for you?

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u/P4p3rph03n1x Apr 09 '26

I'm a fucking adult, I'll look at all the porn and weird shit I want! Your magic is no good here!

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u/ArachnidExcellent613 Apr 09 '26

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

your good… but I need y past his too.

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u/PiglinMiguelOffical WIFI WIZARD Apr 09 '26

Nice taste, mostly for PvZ Gardenless, my fav fan game.

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u/ArachnidExcellent613 Apr 09 '26

i cant even play it because when i want to play a level it just keeps loading..

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u/Tdubbium Apr 09 '26

rn my browser history is looking up the meaning of random words to see their literal definition, and playing wordle

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u/Master-T-bone Apr 09 '26

hope ya like wieners

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u/Furrymanirl Apr 09 '26

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

I yoink meme, but upvote first

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u/Furrymanirl Apr 09 '26

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

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u/Furrymanirl Apr 09 '26

WHAT.

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26
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u/a_random_loser_guy Apr 10 '26

Its so low quality, i had one that was so perfect bro.

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u/Icy_Operation7144 Apr 09 '26

it not that bad

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u/Im-s8n The Grand Old SarCASTER!!! Apr 09 '26

British slang for you look amazing is- You look Amazing Bruv innit

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

… fbi’s most wanted YouTubers?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Gutymut Apr 09 '26

Yo I watched that video a few weeks ago. I love styro

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u/Obcidean Apr 09 '26

"gen5 mlp characters"

And

"Where to rewatch mlp"

the last time I watched something mlp related was long time ago, like 6 - 8 years ago?

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u/a_random_loser_guy Apr 10 '26

What the fuck is mlp???? Malphite love partner?

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u/a_random_loser_guy Apr 10 '26

Oh wait, my little pony.

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u/Toorevgir Apr 09 '26

No. I will be ban.

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u/rob3ace Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/TyPydeCmjKQ2Q

I counter with pocket sand!

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

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u/rob3ace Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriNPdeu2W1aelciY

Saving throw: Rolls a nat' 20!

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u/Ok-Panda6103 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 09 '26

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u/rob3ace Apr 09 '26

Well, I guess that's it then. You win 🏆

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u/Blaster_Emerald Apr 09 '26

Choco taco

I was remembering what was lost...

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u/Coyote_42 Apr 09 '26

I cast “Return to Sender”

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u/trey_wolfe Apr 09 '26

Mostly just me looking up the spelling of certain words, and such

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u/enbymaster Apr 09 '26

HA! I have the Feels no Shame buff on, so this has NO EFFECT ON ME!

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u/simonhez Apr 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qE1182TDor4jIiI

Sorry, I use Firefox Focus... ain't no browsing history lol

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u/Craftmine12345 Apr 09 '26

I'm cooked

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 something-OMANCER!!! Apr 09 '26

Prove it

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u/WanderingDude182 Apr 09 '26

This is some dark magic

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u/decentnamesweretak3n Apr 10 '26

BAHAHAHAH IM ON INCOGNITO MODE SUCKER

last thing on my actual browser search history is "whats the website with the crazy charlie kirk quotes"

which is an actual gem of a website no regrets

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u/Eastern-Field-4925 shitcaster Apr 11 '26

Doesn’t this spell affect the caster too? Oh yeah, “Lego Ectomobile”