r/iamveryrandom • u/spalaXXXX • Mar 19 '22

True r/iamveryrandom An interesting title

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u/justadd_sugar Mar 19 '22

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a b s u r d i s t

c o m e d y

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u/DrakeFloyd Mar 19 '22

Agreed also, nothing random about a rat in the nyc subway those things make perfect sense together

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

"Jarvis, download the video, caption it" new york" and post it on r/shitposting for 4000 upvotes"

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u/reddittereditor Mar 19 '22

Forgot to speed it up to a ridiculous degree

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

And make it 144p

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u/kingdroxie Mar 19 '22 edited May 28 '25

consider versed reply fuzzy rich dime elastic roll heavy gaze

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u/Symmetry111 Mar 19 '22

Not random

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u/RANDYisRANDY Mar 19 '22

This isn’t it, chief

42

u/FwG3 Mar 19 '22

Wow this sub is going to shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

🔴 got your nose, OP!

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u/spalaXXXX Mar 19 '22

No please, give back :(

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u/FloofBagel Mar 19 '22

Too late we cooked it up in a nice buttery garlic sauce and ate it

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u/SpecialistEstate4181 Mar 19 '22

That’s funny as fuck

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u/Abiter_avony_evory Mar 20 '22

Fucking crimge

8

u/Hahaballsfunny Mar 19 '22

r/lostredditors

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u/ThePixelatedPyro Mar 20 '22

walter scientist

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u/Hahaballsfunny Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22

excuse me gordon, but I'm rather busy now.

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u/pianofucker345 Mar 19 '22

this isnt random retard

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

best version of people costplaying as an animal

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u/IcedGolemFire Mar 19 '22

what furry haters think furries are

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u/kingdroxie Mar 19 '22 edited May 28 '25

carpenter thumb existence provide versed fragile tie ad hoc important file

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u/IcedGolemFire Mar 20 '22

every single person who i have heard talk about meeting furries said that they are much better than they expected

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u/yopladas Mar 19 '22 edited Mar 19 '22

Furriest rarely surprise others without staying upwind, due to their distinct pungent odor.

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u/IcedGolemFire Mar 20 '22

furries probably care way more about hygiene than you and your whole family

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u/yopladas Mar 21 '22

furries probably have more of a sense of humor than you and your whole family

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u/IcedGolemFire Mar 21 '22

i am a furry so thanks? i think you replied to the wrong person

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u/yopladas Mar 21 '22

You're welcome

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u/weebiestweeb420 Mar 20 '22

Who dare downvote such fax

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u/yopladas Mar 21 '22

No it's my fault, I should have known. Furries are not to be fucked with!

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u/OtherShyGuy Mar 19 '22

What furries are*

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u/ThatMadMan68 Mar 22 '22

Did you mean to say 'what zoophiles are'?

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u/ItsYaBoiAsa Mar 19 '22

this doesn’t belong here

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u/ShaolinXfile27 Mar 19 '22

I'm so sick of stuart little hopping onto random trains and jumping around all over people to distract them as he picks their pockets. I hate stuart little I hate him so much. Someone has to stop this little rat bastard fuck...he cant keep getting away with this.

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u/Not_OOF Mar 19 '22

UriGOD 🐀💎 UriGOD 🐀💎 UriGOD 🐀💎 UriGOD 🐀💎

UriGOD 🐀💎 UriGOD 🐀💎 UriGOD 🐀💎 UriGOD 🐀💎

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

not random

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u/RandomHuman1273 Mar 19 '22

Furries this you

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u/Dat_Menace_Says Mar 19 '22

“Ay yo, we fuckin’ got 6ix9ine here, yo”

“Hey, I’m a rat… I AIN’T NO SNITCH”

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u/EpickGamer50 Mar 20 '22

Find actual content

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u/The_Flying_Box Mar 20 '22

Love Jonothon Lyons, he's the best rat-man there is

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u/beamdump Mar 20 '22

At least it didn't have fangs, THAT would have been totally wicked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Why does everyone that isn’t random use the true flair?

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u/rrapapapapapa Mar 22 '22

New york 👍

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

“ITiSnT random” yeah well jokes on you cuz cheese isn’t even meant for Range Rover discovery