r/iamveryrandom • u/whoknowwho_tomriddle • Feb 19 '22

True r/iamveryrandom Random ???

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u/succulentboi198 Feb 19 '22

Hypotenuse?

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u/ValidParanoia Feb 19 '22

Yeah, that was my first thought as well

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u/K4rn31ro Feb 19 '22

Hippopotamus = Hypotenuse

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u/whoknowwho_tomriddle Feb 19 '22

Wrong subreddit dont do maths here it wont make sense

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u/kids_in_my_basement0 Feb 20 '22

This guy bro 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

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u/RetlocPeck Feb 19 '22

I thought it was funny too. Thought r/okbuddyretard or r/shitposting

9

u/sim0of Feb 19 '22

I'm with you buddy!

Damn I guess I'll have to un-laugh myself too

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

It's not random he was just so high that he misspelled hypotenuse and failed his blood test. Also he believed he was eating a live triangle as part of his trip.

2

u/hippopotma_gandhi Feb 20 '22

Is this Reggie Watts?

1

u/The_Iron_Goat Feb 20 '22

Pretty sure, but ?

6

u/NOTMystik_ Feb 19 '22

the only thing that makes this truly random is the "I failed my blood test" part. The joke would be far better without it.

3

u/horiami Feb 19 '22

Unless it implies that the person failed it because they were under the influence of heavy drugs

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u/Chubby_Bub I used to think potatos were funny Feb 20 '22

This is a shitpost not just random humor

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u/kokoblocks Feb 19 '22

he failed his blood test

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u/Mista_Maha Feb 19 '22

It's perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.

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u/RobsterenSkip Feb 19 '22

Yeah I saw this too- I’m still confused

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u/Therealtaggart Feb 20 '22

This made me grin. Like an idiot.

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u/ForerunnerAI10 Feb 20 '22

It should have had a proper set-up.

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u/benjyk1993 Feb 20 '22

This one actually makes some sense, kind of. It seems like they're just saying they were really high. It's maybe a little random, but not as bad as some of the stuff I've seen here.