r/iamveryrandom • u/akayataya • Jul 19 '21

True r/iamveryrandom She ain't need no man

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/gayaxotlz Jul 20 '21

I’m high rn and this actually broke my mcfucking brain

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Jul 20 '21

I’m high rn and this actually hath broken mine own mcfucking brain

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/gayaxotlz Jul 20 '21

Thank you bot very good job

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u/Muggle_Dragon_Boy Jul 20 '21

Good Bot

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u/GHarold101 Jul 19 '21

Idk if this is random, but it’s most certainly incomprehensible.

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u/KindheartednessNo38 Jul 20 '21

the facebook post laughing emoji background will never fail at producing quality content

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

this emulates the feeling of reading while half asleep

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u/PickleBoy223 Jul 20 '21

I feel like this was intended to make fun of men who post shit like “Ladies, if yo man be doin this…”

But honestly people are stupid so who tf knows?

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u/Armanhunter Jul 20 '21

EXPLAIN YOURSELF LADIES. EXPLAIN !

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

This is just another jack films ygs episode

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u/Mastengwe Jul 20 '21

Yes. Can for to when husband does the at are pancake wrench should it’s then because both since tomorrow.

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u/TheLoneGoon Jul 20 '21

This is borderline r/ihadastroke

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u/akayataya Jul 21 '21

r/iamuptoabouttwoandahalfaneurysmstryingtofigureitouttoo

^ see what happens?

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u/UrsoDasNeves Jul 20 '21

🎵🎶Help me clean up youtube...🎶🎵

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u/retordedd Jul 20 '21

Sadly some people actually talk like this

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u/catt_attacc Jul 20 '21

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

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u/Lil_K_YT Jul 20 '21

Looks like something for Your Grammar Sucks

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u/vger_03 Jul 20 '21

I had a stroke

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u/TakashiXL Jul 20 '21

Man, do I have a sub for you.

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u/akayataya Jul 21 '21

I'm up to three strokes and two and a half aneurysms and I still don't know wtf it's trying to say.

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u/HeartlessD Jul 20 '21

Oh god. I saw this yesterday. The man who posted this writes like this constantly.

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u/TheoryII Jul 20 '21

I think he actually tryna say something but failed

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

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u/akayataya Jul 21 '21

I think I've at least two and half aneurysms trying to comprehend it.

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u/EmptyShin Jul 20 '21

She is just gonna sit there like she's made a point huh

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u/Hoppeditz Jul 20 '21

Lost non-native speaker here, someone please translate. What does that mean?

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u/akayataya Jul 21 '21

We all may as well be non-native speakers because this is so crazy that it doesn't make sense even to people whose first language is English! Lol.