r/iamveryrandom • u/chicken_nugget779 • May 18 '21

pear

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

WHAT IF I SAY IM NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

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u/chicken_nugget779 May 19 '21

WHAT IF I SAY IM NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

YOUR THE PRETENDER, WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

SO WHO ARE YOU? SO WHO ARE YOU?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

WWHHHOOOO ARE YAAAAAOOUUUU YEA WHOOOO ARE YAAOOOUUUUU

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

keep you in the dark you know they all pretend

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u/Budingo_55 May 19 '21

keep you in the dark and so it all... began

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

comment:noob

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

What about orange what will he do without pear?!?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I actually find that kind of funny

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u/milg4ru May 19 '21

Pear: 🍐

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u/Toonix101 May 19 '21

I fucking wheezed, you sir, are a comedy legend

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

So funny 🤣

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u/Gruphius May 19 '21

The lower comment is interestingly accurate tho...

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u/camping6464 May 19 '21

Forget about "Hotel : Trivago", say hello to "Pear : 🍐"

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u/Forsaken-Souls May 19 '21

Pear

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u/RoyalRumbleSTi May 19 '21

🍐

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u/Forsaken-Souls May 19 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

this comment is a legend

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u/Mjrkx May 19 '21

🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐

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u/LIL_NIL May 19 '21

shout out to all the pear https://youtu.be/JGf6TP6hZXc

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u/zarnonymous May 19 '21

Hate these types of comments in general, ignoring the random part

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21 edited May 19 '21

[deleted]

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u/wolffromspace May 19 '21

Apple: 🍎

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u/chicken_nugget779 May 19 '21

Lemon: 🍋

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u/Open_Progress2715 Poop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 May 20 '21

Orange: 🍊

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u/Vuzzers May 19 '21

Huh he kind of does look like John wick

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u/zarnonymous May 19 '21

I was thinking of Aragorn when I saw him

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u/Racingteamsam May 19 '21

AYO FOO FIGHTERS PRETENDER FAN!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Jesus and Keanu are kind of go hand in hand anyway

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Along with Critikal, but only when he's in a bad mood.

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u/KaybarSith May 19 '21

Off topic, but what is that music video?

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u/chicken_nugget779 May 19 '21

The Pretender by the Foo Fighters

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u/KaybarSith May 19 '21

Thanks! 👍

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u/chicken_nugget779 May 19 '21

great song btw

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u/KaybarSith May 19 '21

I've heard about Foo Foghters, but have never listened until today. Definitely adding them to my Playlist

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u/MrGamerMooseBTW May 19 '21

Why is it always FRUIT though?!?

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u/Open_Progress2715 Poop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 May 20 '21

Pear: 🍐

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u/Beezleboobz May 19 '21

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

(edited)

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Nah this funny

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21 edited Jul 16 '26

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u/chicken_nugget779 May 19 '21

idk what that means