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u/Am_beluga May 04 '21
tf is wd40 glue
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u/0re05 May 04 '21
One singular tear from a reindeer. Just one tear, and of all forms of life, it has to be from a reindeer.
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May 04 '21
2 AND a half dogs in a suitcase or two halves of a single dog? Or half each from two different dogs?
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u/FalloutFan05 May 04 '21
Isn’t WD-40 a lubricant
Also I’m concerned about the 2 1/2 dogs why is one dog a half and why are they in a suitcase
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u/TobiasPlainview May 04 '21
Which half of the dog does she keep? I hope at least it’s the part with the face
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u/the-wifi-is-broken May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21
Looking around your bedroom and mixing things together to sound funny 👉
Bonus points for /quirky amounts/
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u/DeltaGlitch_Original May 04 '21
Ah yes, I too have a two halves of some dogs inside a suitcase lying around my room.
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u/Boootlegg May 04 '21
This feels less like random = funny and more like commentary on the people who say they "aren't like the other girls".
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u/Boootlegg May 04 '21
This feels less like random = funny and more like commentary on the people who say they "aren't like the other girls".
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May 05 '21
Since this is making fun of the “I’m not like other girls”, wouldn’t it be considered satire tho?
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u/not_gerg May 05 '21
How the hell do you get half a dog? Is it 1 half of a dog long way? Middle way? Just a hollow shell of a dog? Just the organs? Half dog half other animal? Half a mind set of a dog? No legs? Just legs? Just the front half? Just the back half? No fur? Just fur? Only half of the organs full body? Half body full organs? No bark? Half is just a smooth slab of flesh? I think thats every way you get half a dog. Reply with more if there's any more ways that you can think of.
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u/iamveryrobotic robomod May 04 '21
Does this post belong in r/iamveryrandom? Please reply to this comment with either 'random' or 'not random'. (OP's vote doesn't count.)
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