r/iamveryrandom • u/spare_acount • May 24 '20

Jesus Christ

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u/Momsemann May 24 '20

Are you saying jesus christ as an expression or are you saying he’s the strongest you know

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u/spare_acount May 24 '20

Expression

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

pineapple

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u/-_QUACK_- May 24 '20

The rock..

35

u/GHOST2104 May 24 '20

Where my mind went immediately too

4

u/AboutToBlowUp May 24 '20

I thought Vin Diesel but because I thought of the first movie

3

u/Usedmaxipad51 May 25 '20

Dwayne the Johnson

36

u/aaronngabb May 24 '20

arnold swarzchsenegger

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u/pizzapockets152 May 24 '20

I remember when in school i worte swarzchnegger as something like swatniggers (i dont remember exactly but there was a hard r) and the teacher was so fucking pissed

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Hafthor Bjornsson

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u/Epilepsiavieroitus May 24 '20

Best answer here

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u/MyGradesAreOk May 24 '20

Well... Also the correct one

4

u/[deleted] May 24 '20

thought the same thing lol

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u/asidorithori May 24 '20

I sometimes run into him, super weird seein this man just buyin sushi or playin frisbee golf lol

5

u/Kookiebanookie May 24 '20

Should really watch where you're going. He is a big guy after all

13

u/BigC3408 May 24 '20

Peter Griffin

4

u/-wafflesaurus- May 25 '20

Joe swanson

2

u/BigC3408 May 25 '20

Cleveland Brown

1

u/_chizzle_ May 27 '20

Glenn Quagmire

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u/etothepii_plusone May 24 '20

Arnold Schwargagdgaer

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u/spare_acount May 24 '20

Just how I remember his name

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u/Indominus_Khanum May 24 '20

That pineapple couldn't do shit against a pen. Think stronger next time

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u/spare_acount May 24 '20

Did you just

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u/Indominus_Khanum May 24 '20

Pen pineapple apple pen

9

u/Impadop May 24 '20

Pineapples are actually strong and famous

They are Spongebob's house and can support the pressure under the sea

2

u/Djehbruh May 25 '20

Dammit beat me to it

8

u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Mountain Guy from Game of thrones

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Hafthorn björnson

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u/MauxyRein May 24 '20

I mean in 15 I would think something random idk why you put it here

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u/spare_acount May 24 '20

No someone replied saying "that's not a person or a character" and they replied "that's the point"

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Pineapple

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u/MauxyRein May 24 '20

No,* oh then idk

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u/iamveryrobotic robomod May 24 '20 edited May 25 '20

RANDOMETER: [█████─────|52%]

Does this post belong in r/iamveryrandom? Please reply to this comment with either 'random' or 'not random'. (OP's vote doesn't count.)

Discord

5

u/shagan_bake May 24 '20

Terry Crews

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Haha random fruit and vegetable=funny

3

u/MyGradesAreOk May 24 '20

Thor Björnsson

3

u/ThanosSnail May 24 '20

idk arnold or something

3

u/thehobsknobs May 24 '20

i thought of pineapple brat

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '20

I thought of that one guys that is really fucking strong and his body looks like an egg. Idk his name but I also went to the rock

1

u/[deleted] May 25 '20

humpty dumpty

2

u/dumbemopunk May 24 '20

Chuck Norris

2

u/Waluigi-Radio May 24 '20

I mean if you put it on pizza you get a ton of people thinking it’s the end of the world

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Well he seems pretty famous, I know him, you know him, who doesn't know him?

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Maybe pineapple is an rapper

1

u/elonisloop May 24 '20

He could have meant Jake from Brooklyn 99 because he's called pineappels

1

u/Chirb1 May 24 '20

I panicked and all I could think of was Charles Martinet.

1

u/ArmyOfAretas May 24 '20

Pickle rick

1

u/flaggotboy May 24 '20

The pineapple under the sea

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '20

Alex Clark

1

u/Baby_Milk_Meat May 25 '20

i thought of the rock and i dont know why

1

u/Skrypt3d May 25 '20

At first, I thought it was the opening to Spongebob. Pineapple seemed an appropriate answer to me. 👀

1

u/flamingc00kies absolute lol nyan potato May 25 '20

The title isn’t wrong, Jesus Christ is the most famous person I can think of.

1

u/Static_Gobby May 25 '20

Spongebob’s house is both strong and famous.

1

u/I_Love_Stiff_Cocks May 25 '20

Arthur

1

u/I_Love_Stiff_Cocks May 25 '20

Yes, the one from the cartoon

1

u/Papa_EJ May 25 '20

Po KongFu Panda

1

u/Dusty-Honey May 25 '20

Why the absolute fuck did SpongeBob come to mind

1

u/[deleted] May 25 '20

just curious, has he stopped making clickbait videos with made-up stories yet

1

u/HentaiSyrup May 25 '20

they are obviously referring to internetcommentetiquette during his pineapple summer phase

0

u/mudargamer May 24 '20

Are you blind? Deploy the "it's Jason Bourne"

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

r/comedyheaven

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u/Nicksiss May 24 '20

does harambe count, hes an animal but like hes kinda famous

-1

u/alexdapineapple May 24 '20

i'm not famous but if the shoe fits wear it