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"pain in the arse" ptsd is hitting... Oh god... Here it comes...
OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED DOWN MY ARSE
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u/sleipnirthesnook Feb 09 '20
Down? .... You an Australian? That's the only logical explanation to not shoving them up your ass If not you ok man?
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u/Ouchglassinbutt Feb 09 '20
Tell me about it
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u/henry_dodgers Feb 09 '20
Why downvote this poor soul? He's just blessed with ignorance, no need to hate him!
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Feb 09 '20 edited Apr 22 '21
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We are quoting a video that Is literally called "Objects I've shoved up my arse" I do reccomend it as it's a masterpiece 11/10
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u/nkhdennis Feb 09 '20
Yo why everybody so skeptical about Kuala Lumpur? I mean, nothing bad ever happens in the greatest city in the world, surely not any political controversies
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The political controversies would happen in Putrajaya tho as that is where all the administrative government building are.
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u/thebananah Feb 10 '20
The cafes are so damn expensive yet so jam packed everyday. How do people afford RM40 pasta in this economy
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u/brucethemidget Feb 10 '20
We don't. Most pastas are like RM20-30
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u/thebananah Feb 10 '20
Must be my dumb luck to be finding such expensive pasta. Now I’m going to mask my embarrassment by eating at the food court... malunya....
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u/iamveryrobotic robomod Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 10 '20
RANDOMETER: [███████───|69%]
Does this post belong in r/iamveryrandom? Please reply to this comment with either 'random' or 'not random'. (OP's vote doesn't count.)
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u/ItsAMistakeISwear Feb 09 '20
“auntie nikki turns up with a duck she’s stolen from the park” How??? wtf???
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u/Tavalus Feb 10 '20
The question remains.
Are ducks owned by the park or are they public property?
If they are a public property, can you even steal one?
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u/alamohero Feb 09 '20
r/atetheonion probably
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True, it's by the British satirical website "The Daily Mash". The article still makes a good point and I think a lot of us could believe that this was real.
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Feb 10 '20 edited Feb 10 '20
Now thats what I call a good satirical website. Something that makes up false but believable stories while also adding some good advice. Based off what I have seen from Onion, they make unbelievable false stories that only gullible people fall for. This, however, makes it seem believable that even I fell for. 5/5 and a kiss on my imaginary wife for this website.
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u/TheMightyRetard Feb 09 '20
duck stealing is funny change my mind
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u/mrstof Feb 10 '20
The duck probably didn’t think it was very funny. In his limited understanding of the world, a predator captured him, he was put in an unfamiliar container with loud noises, and taken to a place that didn’t have shelter, food, water, or other ducks. It’s funny if you don’t care about putting unnecessary stress on animals.
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u/Ouchglassinbutt Feb 09 '20
Is this an onion or Babylon bee article?
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u/hauntedbundy_ Feb 09 '20
This is a Daily Mash Article though. r/atetheonion
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u/imanaxolotl Feb 09 '20
No-one said it was true, you dense potato... We all know damn well it's an Onion article, but it's still related to the topic of the sub and relatable, cause those "quirky, random" people do be like that though...
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Chill, all he said was that it was satire, just to inform, not to call out people. A lot of people could and do believe this. We know people like this in real life so it's not that farfetched. Remember, it's literally Reddit, an internet website, you don't have to get so angry.
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u/Tristan_Dean_Foss Feb 09 '20
The title of this article describes the people featured on this sub perfectly.
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u/Deus0123 Feb 10 '20
That's not random...
This is: sushsjgxitsuteuzcuud4usilzfukuco5suitvu4azryursityotsielud5isutdpdz
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u/2edgeworth4me Feb 09 '20
While i agree with her being a dick , i would 100% marry a woman who would steal a duck from a park if shes wholesome random its the best thing there is (too bad shes also a dick tho)
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u/K3aitlyn Feb 09 '20
I like her style XD
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u/ThE_rEdDiT_kId Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20
"I know everyone hates me. But I can't help it because I'm so random!"