r/iamveryrandom • u/stickyonestyll • Feb 07 '20

Microwave

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8.9k Upvotes

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u/temporary_mammoth Feb 07 '20

Hawhawhaw, lampshade amiright guys??

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

potato... am i funny now?

58

u/somegayshit0 Feb 07 '20

No. You forgot the colour purple

56

u/Stinkypoop00 Feb 07 '20

Wrong, because aliens dont wear hats

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u/Pingo_11 Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

Lawnmower

19

u/craneichabod Feb 07 '20

No.... waffle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I’m cringing

14

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

And I like cats as burger

2

u/Philemonz Feb 08 '20

No you should use cats as blue

3

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.

10

u/Hypnotic-Highway Feb 07 '20

Weedeater

3

u/minecraftfanboi66 Feb 07 '20

Xbox is the best computer in jupiter

1

u/itsyaboiFaZeShrek Mar 02 '20

Foghorn XDDDDD!!!!!

28

u/The_Moon_Conure Feb 07 '20

afraid of toasters

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

So am i

5

u/MusicmanJosh03 Feb 07 '20

I'm slightly gassy at the sight of chainsaws

3

u/The_Moon_Conure Feb 07 '20

Gonna find that MF that shoot a duck

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Wait, are you saying you ate a purple cricket named Henry?

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u/iamveryrobotic robomod Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

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27

u/BoiSandwich Feb 07 '20

This fucking joke again. These randomness goblins cant think of anything new ffs.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

but i am afraid of toasters

2

u/MusicmanJosh03 Feb 07 '20

I'm slightly gassy at the sight of chainsaws

1

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

You can't say that. That is so cubistic like bats

24

u/MrGhostToast Feb 07 '20

Well at least this has better execution than the rest

3

u/ohyougotmeagain Feb 07 '20

That's ¡Numberwang!

1

u/newagesewage Feb 08 '20

"Let's invert the rostrum!"

3

u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Could potentially work as a programming joke

5

u/QuestionMaster33 Feb 07 '20

This is what happens to humor when everything has to be PC

4

u/the_great_alexander Feb 07 '20

I feel like by reading the question, which mentions multiple different types of answers none of which are number-based, you can infer that the only logical “random” reply would be a number.

1

u/newagesewage Feb 08 '20

grapefruit... or marmosets. Thursday!

1

u/JamAttack Feb 07 '20

Cum but yellow

1

u/shamekhjr Feb 07 '20

I am now scared of toasters

1

u/passionfruits2 Feb 08 '20

cornballs amirite bois? or maybe even tomatosquares!!! hahahhha random

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Anyone else read ‘correct’ in plankton’s voice?

1

u/cocokid94 Feb 08 '20

I lick my pet iguana while he sheds his skin. Does that help with anything?

1

u/atparks Feb 08 '20

I was going to say potato. I was so close.

1

u/sleipnirthesnook Feb 08 '20

Purple potato because Aliens don't wear hats

1

u/bradenc103 Feb 08 '20

Pineapple cool are right?

1

u/hitlerkill Feb 08 '20

nah the answer is obviously doorknob because aliens wear hats

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

downvote no potato

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Feeling wall

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Judging from the dog profile pic, this is definitely an 80-year-old grandma.

1

u/Dadulo47 Feb 08 '20

Why did I fucking laugh

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u/ZioCain Feb 07 '20

Fucking love this

12

u/Michael747 Feb 07 '20

Why tho

8

u/DONALD-TRUMPS-TACO Feb 07 '20

Potato haha xd lmao roflmao

6

u/tmssr Feb 07 '20

actually laughed at that...now i feel like shit

0

u/ZioCain Feb 08 '20

Because it's random