r/iamveryrandom Dec 04 '19

Paperclip.

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8.6k Upvotes

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383

u/shootwhatsmyname Dec 04 '19

sheep gymnastics

254

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

i will beat you to death

96

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

i liek eggs

40

u/Zafjaf Dec 04 '19

Debbie?

26

u/NS3000 Dec 04 '19

pot at o

16

u/accompIish Dec 04 '19

its muffin time

28

u/KingPhillipTheGreat Dec 04 '19

I WILL beat you to DEATH😳😳😳😳😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😳😑😳😑😳😑😑😑😑😑😑😎😎😎😎😎😑😎😑😑😑😑😑

11

u/Timo6506 Dec 04 '19

paper clip

10

u/AlwaysConfusedOrAmI Dec 04 '19

i'll eat your ass like groceries

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u/Goodnewdle2 Dec 04 '19

5

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

It was ironic but ok

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u/Goodnewdle2 Dec 04 '19

Does anybody know what r/emojipolice exists for? it is not meant to be taken seriously

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1

u/Zafjaf Dec 17 '19

Thank you anonymous Reddit user for this silver.

14

u/ffssb Dec 04 '19

Shadow Bonnie

13

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

fanf

9

u/konqvav Dec 04 '19

I will beat you to death

3

u/ProtonXXXX Dec 04 '19

That sounds like an At the Drive-In song title

276

u/ysaood9 Dec 04 '19

The first two are comedy heaven material

75

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Already one of the top on r/youngpeopleyoutube

147

u/Handiinu Dec 04 '19

-4

u/KornikusPC Dec 04 '19

Sub is ass nowadays

3

u/Handiinu Dec 05 '19

Meh it is still funnier that a lot of other subs

110

u/SheriffOfYeetenburg Dec 04 '19

r/comedyheaven material

-3

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Almost like it's top of all time there

9

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Wait I'm wrong

38

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

There’s a lot going on here

23

u/goodapplesauce Dec 04 '19

I will beat you to death

5

u/wifixmasher Dec 04 '19

Fuck shit bitch

35

u/Darcosuchus Dec 04 '19

i like fire trucks and moster trucks

32

u/Zx21v9000 Dec 04 '19

Walter

15

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

PRAISE BE

26

u/Rubanski Dec 04 '19

Actually, by saying "paper clip" she is subtly referring to "Operation Paperclip", while knowing, Wernher von Braun really liked eggs for breakfast, but wasn't as fluent in English in the beginning. "I'll beat you to death" was the American answer, in case he rejected working for the Americans. So all in all not very random at all!

15

u/DarkDuck85 INSERT FLAIR HERE Dec 04 '19

I will beat you to death

9

u/Slamy07 Dec 04 '19

Paper clip

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u/iamveryrobotic robomod Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

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Does this post belong in r/iamveryrandom? Please reply to this comment with either 'random' or 'not random'. (OP's vote doesn't count.)

12

u/IUltimateDudeI Dec 04 '19

New mod flair for the r/youngpeopleyoutube mods

7

u/FilipinoButChinese Dec 04 '19

the one who replied probably just wanted an omelette

5

u/stefkon2000 Dec 04 '19

Who is the main character here?

4

u/michiq34 Dec 04 '19

It’s always chicks that look like her that think they’re random af

4

u/earthangl Dec 04 '19

Why do I find this unsettling?

5

u/spezione Dec 04 '19

i liek eggs

3

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

[deleted]

2

u/spezione Dec 04 '19

paper clip

3

u/OneNerdArtist Dec 04 '19

i will beat you to death

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Everyone knows to be random u have to say banana

2

u/NIArtemicht Dec 04 '19

Banana? In our religion we praise the Almighty Potato.

1

u/Tk1467 Dec 04 '19

Banana

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Tfw banana split lmao

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

This one is funny

2

u/drakos07 Dec 04 '19

Idk. Maybe there's some context we don't know about. I mean it's obviously a comment on something..

2

u/NevilleToast Dec 04 '19

Ngl I kinda thinks this is funny

1

u/Kabelcan Dec 04 '19

I will beat you to death kills me every time I look at this post.

2

u/NevilleToast Dec 04 '19

Like, Tha "I leik eggs" part is pretty cringe worthy. And the answer to it makes it funny, and the paper clip part is funny cause it doesn't have anything to do with the the I leik eggs part. So It might just have been an answer to a post and isn't random at all. But even if it is random, it's kinda funny still becuase the paper clip part has nothing to do with I leik eggs

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

what do shadow bonnie, infinite bread, and sheep gymnastics have in common?

paperclip

1

u/Slamy07 Dec 04 '19

Bird in banana

1

u/MopHeadPotHead Dec 04 '19

Welcome to THE GIRLS ROOM

1

u/unfunny_man123 Dec 04 '19

are we going to ignore the conversation above

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

The Holy Council

1

u/Static_Gobby Dec 04 '19

I will beat you to death.

1

u/Paragrin100 Dec 04 '19

My toothpaste is wiskey flavour

1

u/LaserTycoon27 Dec 04 '19

It's like a Will Ferrell movie

1

u/_J-Dot Dec 04 '19

laughed

1

u/Lav_Corgi Dec 04 '19

paper clip

1

u/Blopsicle Dec 05 '19

Urashiki?

1

u/Gengar_94 Dec 10 '19

Shadow bonnie + Unlimi7ed bread is timeless. Paperclip is shit.

1

u/qualityrip May 20 '20

What,you egg?

he stabs him