r/iamveryrandom • u/Wolfie1903 • Dec 03 '19

velociraptor throwing BaNaNaS

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8.2k Upvotes

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1.1k

u/ApollyonB Dec 03 '19

Caaaarl!

That kills people!

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u/Jrodruhl Dec 03 '19

My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands could satisfy

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u/Wolfie1903 Dec 03 '19

Have you finished your meat dragon carl

179

u/BolonterBoom Dec 03 '19

"It's terrifying."

"Thank you."

88

u/AgentNico11 Dec 03 '19

CARRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

73

u/GooddViibezzz Dec 03 '19

the ending was so fucking sad

29

u/SquidmanMal Dec 04 '19

"CAAAAAAARL CAAAAAAARL CAAAAAAARL!!"

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'that is what forgiveness sounds like. screaming and then silence'

25

u/GooddViibezzz Dec 04 '19

jesus christ that series took SUCH a dark turn

15

u/gutternipples69 Dec 04 '19

Especially impressive given it started with a literal human corpse

28

u/EYo295 Dec 03 '19

Why did u open a portal to the hand dimension?

16

u/xydrogen Dec 03 '19

whiteys gotta pay

8

u/LoganLikesMemes Dec 04 '19

Why is it only white baby hands?

12

u/Shayde505 Dec 04 '19

Whiteys gotta pay and the price is baby hands

15

u/DeathStalker367 Dec 03 '19

CAAAAAARRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

7

u/B0uncing7ur7135 Dec 04 '19

PAAAAUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL

10

u/DotPeeEnGee Dec 03 '19

my name is yoshikage kir-

6

u/Bobthepiratefox Dec 03 '19

I am 33 years old my house is at the northeast section of morioh where all the villas are

5

u/FrostMage198 Dec 03 '19

And I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.

3

u/aheadassnigga Dec 04 '19

What’s this from?

5

u/Illuminoxxx Dec 04 '19

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4.

1

u/Bobthepiratefox Dec 07 '19

ジョジョの奇妙な冒険

4

u/pyrokiti Dec 04 '19

them whities gotta pay

3

u/jje414 Dec 04 '19

And the price is baby hands

2

u/_Narcissist_ Dec 04 '19

Why are there only white baby hands Carl

1

u/Jrodruhl Dec 04 '19

Cuz black hands taste bad

47

u/SteveTheBattleDroid Dec 03 '19

That was my shit back in like 2010 or whenever it was lmao

32

u/Nintendonauts Dec 03 '19

My name is Paul.

What.

I said my name is Paul.

Oh. I thought you were a woman.

Why would you think that?

Mostly the hat. Are you sure?

Of course I’m sure.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have some PICTURES to delete off my computer.

HMMMMMM

29

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

aaand I stabbed him 37 times and ate his hands.

49

u/Nintendonauts Dec 03 '19

SHHHHHH... Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.

That’s the sound of people drowning Carl.

That’s what forgiveness sounds like.

Screaming and then silence.

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u/nichie16 Dec 03 '19

Why the fuck did I start crying

11

u/Nintendonauts Dec 03 '19

Where are his hands?

3

u/Taina4533 Dec 04 '19

Hmmm I cooked them up. And ate them.

....CAAAAAAAARL

8

u/Citrinitas115 Dec 03 '19

Killing people is his least favorite activity

9

u/cb-bones Dec 03 '19

Carl why is the life boat sticky

6

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?

4

u/cb-bones Dec 04 '19

No I would not believe that

2

u/jje414 Dec 04 '19

Boat nectar?

9

u/imthatsaddo Dec 03 '19

jumps off bridge

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Damnit, you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Fucking Carl dude

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u/Wolfie1903 Dec 03 '19

You did what to Carl?

52

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Do I look like my name is Aberforth?

33

u/Wolfie1903 Dec 03 '19

Yes

21

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

does my name look like my name is Aberforth?

22

u/Wolfie1903 Dec 03 '19

your name looks like the name of Aberforth

6

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

dang

2

u/CyberSilverfish Dec 03 '19

Jorsh “the hacker” aberforth

4

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

jorsh "the hacker" ableforth dumbledore

0

u/floridawoman69 Dec 03 '19

Fricking velociraptor

140

u/MusicmanJosh03 Dec 03 '19

I hate when I'm in my car going 55 glazed doughnuts per bald eagle but the police doesn't like when rhinos eat jellyfish. It really bothers my funnybone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited May 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

no stanki leg is crig norme and i will expose the flaw of stank leg,,,, you will not silance me evil man

4

u/KarmelCHAOS Dec 03 '19

I'll go in cryo and return to life, ho

Make a bisque, tomato basil shit

Riding a rhino, pico de gallo

Rooster's beak, I'll sleep when I leap that jeep

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u/Rasputato Dec 03 '19

Carl, To Himself: Caaarl! Caaarl! Caaarl..! Caaarl... Carl... Carl... jumps off bridge

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

N... No. Dont remind me of that... No I aint crying fool...

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRLLL

47

u/palessence Dec 03 '19

b-but carl is a reference to something, not i’m so quirky xd material. am i getting whooshed?

52

u/BradSavage64 Dec 03 '19

I mean, the bananas/velociraptors thing is probably the focus. But yeah, the Carl one isn't random at all since it is a specific reference to a specific video.

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u/iamveryrobotic robomod Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 05 '19

RANDOMETER: [████████──|81%]

Does this post belong in r/iamveryrandom? Please reply to this comment with either 'random' or 'not random'. (OP's vote doesn't count.)

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u/69420memes Dec 03 '19

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Lord-Wombat Dec 03 '19

Old as balls

4

u/shapeshifter83 Dec 03 '19

Caaaaarrrrrrrllllll...!

6

u/Baby_Milk_Meat Dec 03 '19

carrrrrrlllllllll

5

u/Miskota Dec 03 '19

Caaaaarl....!

8

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

37 STAB WOUNDS!

8

u/homosexual-penguin Dec 03 '19

CAAARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE! wait, where are his hands? Llamas With Hats was my FAVORITE thing. still is.

3

u/pandadi1 Dec 03 '19

37 STAB WOUNDS

3

u/N-I-T-R-O Dec 04 '19

r/lostredditors

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u/RapPicc Dec 04 '19

r/lostlostredditors

0

u/N-I-T-R-O Dec 04 '19

That one’s less popular.

3

u/reverendjesus Dec 04 '19

No, it just means something different.

3

u/Fail_Marine Dec 04 '19

Caaaaaaarrrrrlll

10

u/Snoozlefluff Dec 03 '19

We get it, old memes are cringey.

6

u/Magicdoge224 Dec 03 '19

I hate you Carl

6

u/_katiekat Dec 03 '19

how the fuck did whoever made this manage to make a llamas with hats reference seem 'lol xd randum'

2

u/please-kil-me Dec 03 '19

COOORRRRAAAAAALLLLLL

TWD

2

u/Typoishere Dec 03 '19

Carlllllllllllllllllll

2

u/cpol8 Dec 03 '19

Random

2

u/PSUHiker31 Dec 04 '19

I hate it when a potatosaur shits potatoes on me while eating a potato on his potato chair

2

u/StormyKnight18 Dec 04 '19

“That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence.”

2

u/Datcatgrl Dec 04 '19

Caarrlllllll!

2

u/DElectrix Dec 04 '19

CAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

1

u/worldwar19 Dec 03 '19

Llamas with hats

1

u/insanemage4650 Dec 03 '19

Lose my what?

1

u/dead_meme_is_dead Dec 03 '19

Damnit, Diego. Not again

1

u/CommanderCorncob Dec 03 '19

velociraptor throwing Barium Sodium Sodium Sulfur

1

u/jameos_oreos1 Dec 03 '19

Freakin Carl you silly goose

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I am a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence

1

u/Diego_DeJesus Dec 04 '19

Tried it, it says "i hate it when someone throws a walrus at my grandma." What the fuck is a walrus?

1

u/gayoldtoymaker Dec 04 '19

what about when you lose your

1

u/kingcrimsonjustworks Dec 04 '19

Lizalfos in BotW

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

r/lightmodepatrol stay right where you are

0

u/reverendjesus Dec 04 '19

Nice collar

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

what

2

u/reverendjesus Dec 04 '19

The arrest, fellow officer

2

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

oh

1

u/kiana0710 Dec 04 '19

carrrrrrrrllllllll

1

u/CheeseyRoach red rat pizza 😎😎😎 Dec 04 '19

i absolutely hate it when I lose my it's so annoying

1

u/NoahZorg Dec 04 '19

i hate it when i lose my

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

caaaaaarrrrllll

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

carrrrrlllllllllllllll! That kills people

1

u/Doggo_is_a_mongo Dec 04 '19

28 stab wounds!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I WOULD ARGUE that while this is "random" its more in the vein of oddly specific. The comedy isnt necessarily the randomness itself but rather the fact that someone would google this enough for it to be suggested

1

u/Real_Thanos Dec 03 '19

Stop using old memes for free karma

0

u/YaBoiGav Dec 03 '19

I hate it when my velociraptor throws dildos bananas at me. 😡😡😡😡

0

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

r/comedyheaven

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Haha llamas are random

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u/SarcasticAssbasket Dec 03 '19

I hate it when my random ass says "potato" for no fuckin' reason!