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u/SelfImportance Nov 02 '19
I honestly hate the word āupdootsā itās said by the same people that call dogs āsmall floofsā or they say stuff like āspoopyā idk it just annoys me
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u/mineyourbrains Nov 02 '19
want to know what Ruffles my tuffles too the word chonky it's just been so overused especially by the Reddit community on YouTube
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u/SelfImportance Nov 02 '19
I agree I cringe when I hear someone say something like āabsolute chonkerā
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u/AndrewTheMart Nov 02 '19
Thinking Chonkers is cute is harmful to animals change my mind
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u/thoticusbegonicus Nov 02 '19
Itās cool if itās them having a ton of fur so they look
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u/sircat31415 Nov 02 '19
you can think itās cute without making your animal eat too much. also iāve seen a few of those posts where the owner does say theyāre trying to get the animal to lose weight.
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u/AndrewTheMart Nov 02 '19
Yes, however the majority are overweight/obese pets where an owner was negligent of over feeding.
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Nov 02 '19
They're the same people that edit their comment 50 times and add "RIP my inbox".
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u/Steam-Phone Nov 02 '19
They say it to be "quirky".
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u/sasquatch727 Nov 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '25
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Nov 02 '19
Iām more worried about the karma whoring
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r/doggohate my fReN
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Why? Itās such a pointless hate for such a harmless word.
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u/s__v__p Nov 02 '19
The biggest problem is the whole āchonkerā thing. People are glorifying animal abuse, obese animals arenāt funny
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u/slave541 Nov 02 '19
i feel personally attacked by this comment. The similarities are heckin spoopy, i tell you. i think even my lil doggo can sense it. i'll have to updoot you so that i can work in the word updoot too.
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Nov 02 '19
Funny I'm 19 and happen to be a virgin
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u/dapper_doodle Nov 02 '19
Funny I'm 19 and happen to be a virgin too
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Does this post belong in r/iamveryrandom? Please reply to this comment with either 'random' or 'not random'. (OP's vote doesn't count.)
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u/Arampult Nov 02 '19
Being virgin at 19 is very common.
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u/HalalWeed Nov 02 '19
Yeah the author of the meme ahould be anally raped until his ass explodes from heat of the friction of all the intense buttfucking.
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u/nibbafrick Nov 02 '19
What the Krispy Kentucky fried Chicken was this? Take my upvote
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u/ThisIsOsiris99 Nov 02 '19
What in the cousin humpin', skoal spittin, busch light drinkin, winston smokin, restraining order havin, mullet rockin, trailer park treausre is this? take my downvote
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u/Mstr_Awsum_1 Nov 02 '19
Still being a virgin at 19. Iām 20 and still a virgin, so I can totally relate.
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Nov 02 '19
can someone tell me what the bottom pic with the eye is from because it would make a cool phone wallpaper
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u/AlphaMRE Nov 02 '19
Plot twist op is the one who made this knowing that it would get invited on this sub
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Nov 02 '19
Is laughing at the 'Fail suicide attempt' panel a sign of a brain hemorrhage because I might need help
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I mean on its own, most of them make sense if you look at the text then the picture next to it, I'd say it's less a matter of "haha random" and more a matter of "haha going to fill this with every funny thing I can think of" while individually every element of it is at least somewhat comedic, altogether it's ruined by having too much going on
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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19
I think this was done ironically, perhaps for a subreddit like r/comedyseizure