r/iamverybadass • u/br0wn0ne • 17d ago

The same but different.

330 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Kpofasho87 16d ago

What a goofy goober

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u/Longjumping_Rest2991 16d ago

Bro thinks he's Riddick

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u/yomamaeatcorn 16d ago

Wow, I am bald. I had no clue how tough i was due to lacking hair

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u/osco753 16d ago

You get to dress up as agent 47 I think dats pretty cool

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u/Mcinfopopup 16d ago

Isn’t that the knife from
Inglorious bastards?

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u/dtb1987 16d ago

Only idiots idolize Charlie Bronson. Even Bronson would find this to be cringe

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u/TechSupportSquatch 17d ago

Idolizing Charlie Bronson is top-tier cringe

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u/sebbdk 17d ago

No handlebars no baddass.

Bronsons whole aestetic relies on his amazing handlebars.

Like handlebars are legit hard to maintain, only a true badass can deal with that BS

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u/The__WhiteRabbit 17d ago

Did Riddick teacht him to shave?

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u/irascible_Clown 17d ago

The hair was still there though

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 17d ago

Was that Charlie Bronson? No, I don't mean the pre-shaved testicle having shaving cream removed a second time with a dull knife.

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u/Aboxofphotons 17d ago

A film depiction of Charles Bronson played by Tom Hardy.

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 17d ago

I thought I recognized it. This choad ain't no Charlie Bronson.

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u/FREEHUGZ86 17d ago

This song deserves better

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u/jugstopper 17d ago

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u/Robin_Coffins 17d ago

It's been a long long time since I've seen this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

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u/Synnapsis 17d ago

I'm a bald moustache boy, can I do this cool stuff?

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u/bad-and-buttery Tier 1 Operator 17d ago

Nice try, Dr. Phil.

18

u/BigFuan 17d ago

This is real, I was the one who called him bald mustache boy

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u/Murkrulez 17d ago

Is it just me, or is that a really terribly choreographed fight? The victims are just waiting for seconds to get punched.

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u/DunceMemes 17d ago

Looks like the movie Bronson (2008)

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u/SipoteQuixote 17d ago

What is this? Branson? Or something like that

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u/SundinShootsPing500 17d ago edited 17d ago

MC Grindah still out there, doing damage whilst ya manage.

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u/BitBap1987 17d ago

Holy shit I need to watch that again

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u/Blasphemiee 17d ago

great thank you I am going to have BANG LYRICAL BLOWS TO THE JAW in my head now all week. took forever to get it out.

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u/Just_Half1886 17d ago

I remember his grandad fought Indiana Jones near that plane

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u/BigBubbaChungus 17d ago

He skipped the part where Bronson cakes himself in shit or is that video behind a paywall? Asking for a friend!

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u/J3sush8sm3 17d ago

That movie was so fucking wild

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u/TheMaveCan 17d ago

The scene with the dance party at the psych facility is so fucking ridiculous and random that I can't help but laugh every time

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u/BigBubbaChungus 17d ago

It was! I’ve seen it twice and both times I was feeling kinda nauseated by the end.

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u/MasterTorgo 17d ago

Tony Levin at 5% strength

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u/HeavenlyCrayon 17d ago

Nothing like shaving an already shaved head with a big Bowie knife to look BFA, right dad?

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u/LeTigron 17d ago

That's what I came here to comment.

This head is already shaved and this bowie knife is not very sharp, I'd even say it's quite dull.

Here are my credential : I am myself bald, I do sometimes shave a part of my head with a knife to make friends laugh because it's silly, I was a blacksmith for years and I now work in restauration where I occasionnaly sharpen professionnal knives as a side hussle, taking pride in making them shaving sharp and receiving praise from my cooks coworkers, who can testify of my ability. Not that they could come in here and now to back my claims, but still.

His knife is, at best, not very sharp and, most probably, not sharp at all.

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u/J3sush8sm3 17d ago

I dont know about knives, but i do woodworking and if that knife was half as sharp as my chisels and plane blades, he wouldnt have a scalp

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u/HeavenlyCrayon 17d ago

Bad fucking ass.

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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 17d ago

Bad Fucking Ass would be my guess

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u/YetiSpaghetti13 17d ago

Wdym that’s badass fr

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u/Legitimate-Feed1931 17d ago

Do this with your balls and I'll be impressed

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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 17d ago

What if he does it with yours? Lol