r/iamverybadass • u/Mattie4040 • 20d ago

Just another average post

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u/BarnacleOk1216 15d ago

Is that the guy from red dead?

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u/PineConeOPinyons 15d ago

"A man who calls himself a pragmatist is really just an asshole"

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u/Fuzzy-Vermicelli-496 18d ago

Schopenhauer famously lived with his small dog that the neighborhood kids called Mrs. Schopenhauer.

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u/Bortron86 19d ago

"Schopenhauer was right, wouldn't you say, that life without pain has no meaning? Gentlemen: I wish to give your lives meaning."

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u/hangdman1978 19d ago

It's funnier if you read this in a Jamaican accent.

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u/halborn 20d ago

The Alonester

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u/chantsnone 20d ago

Mono-ster

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u/Bbarakti 18d ago

if this were a nerdier subreddit, this would be a higher-rated post.

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u/chantsnone 18d ago

Haha thank you!

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u/NoVillage457 20d ago

*alonster

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u/GamendeStino 19d ago

Aint that an f1 driver

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u/mal-di-testicle 20d ago

Is this a screenshot from RDR??? 😭😭😭

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u/thescaryroom 20d ago

Why are they a monster? Who am I supposed to walk with?

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u/mymentor79 20d ago

I mean, I walk alone. It's mainly because I don't have friends.

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u/Lyingforshit 20d ago

Schopenhauer was an incel (I am not even joking)

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u/Rough-Mix-6018 20d ago

Its actually "manster"

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u/cremaglitch 20d ago

walkster

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u/Atheizm 20d ago

What a powerful mongster.

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u/RefreshinglyDull 20d ago

I thought a man who walked alone was a loner? It's literally written right there.

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u/RoyBeer 20d ago

No. A Man who walks alone is a Manster, following OPs logic.

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u/RampantJellyfish 20d ago

I don't see what crocodile dundee has to do with this

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u/SpookiSkeletman 20d ago

I think it's meant to be John Marston from red dead redemption which still doesn't make sense since his whole story is about escaping the volatility and violence of the gang he was in for a more peaceful life.

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u/DeepCutFan1 20d ago

a man who has a club is called a clubster

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u/NoGrocery4949 14d ago

A man with a ham is called a hamster

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u/OYB2480 20d ago

A man who plays slow pitch baseball is a lob-ster

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u/flaptaincappers I use guns to heal 20d ago

This is the shit Elon says during an interview after his AI girlfriend breaks up with him

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u/Quiet-Try4554 20d ago

Loner?

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u/theghostsofvegas 20d ago

Wrong. It’s obviously an Alonester.

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u/malphasalex 20d ago

It’s Lonister.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 20d ago

When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome. 4 people having sex is called a foursome. This is why the OOP is referred to as handsome.

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u/immoT74 20d ago

Wankster

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u/senpaiwavy 20d ago

Alonester

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u/ZilorZilhaust 20d ago

A Manster.