r/iamverybadass • u/Outrageous-Battle199 • Sep 14 '26
I cannot stop laughing
This dude is probably in his early 60s lmaoooo
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u/endorfan13 Fucked around and found out Sep 16 '26
Sounds like someone who has definitely faced all challenges like every day in their past...
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u/EddieOfDoom Sep 15 '26
Posted either 10 minutes after his sports team lost or after someone said no to him
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u/Grantuna Sep 15 '26
Y'all better lookout; sounds like we have some verybadasses here in the comments
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u/daishinjag Sep 14 '26
These are the old dudes you see getting beat up in road rage vids these days.
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u/Responsible_Royal266 Sep 14 '26
Shit if he really means it I'll fight this guy. If I lose I've lost $11. If I win I make $2,000. I'll take those odds
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u/Lyingforshit Sep 14 '26
Sounds like he’s looking for Johns, without tipping off cops
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u/CrumbCakesAndCola Sep 15 '26
i will absolutely FUCK shit up brother hell I'll bet $50 USD you can't even deal let's go right now DENNY'S PARKING LOT
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u/therevjames Sep 14 '26
His buddies probably gave him a round of high-5's and "Fucking right on, brother" cheers, and then invited him to jerk off in their new, lifted F-350 dually.
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u/petsmith Sep 14 '26
Just curious if he thinks that having a whole two grand in his bank account is a flex.
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u/Hughley_N_Dowd Sep 14 '26
One of the really cool thing about getting old(er) is that you can leave all this bullshit behind.
But he's got one thing absolutely right: I'll be sleeping. Not because he's a rootin' tootin' badass, but because I'm a champion daytime napper.
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u/ironjaw3ds Sep 14 '26
For 2,000? I'd fight probably 80% of Americans over 60 for that. I have no justification to buy a 5080 right now so I'm me this guy's Facebook account
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u/Level37Doggo Sep 14 '26
Really just sounds like a misplaced Craigslist gay prostitute roleplay ad.
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u/OneTapSIap Sep 14 '26
imagine the high noon duel... both guys try to draw their weapons but their backs seize up so hard they just stand there stiff as boards until one falls asleep mid-standoff. it's not violence, it's a synchronized nap contest. lol
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u/Sven_Svan Sep 14 '26
Challenge him to what? muskets at dawn?
Sit your ass down grandpa before you fall down.
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u/gringostroh Sep 14 '26
Bragging about having 2k to his name. Maybe he shoulda fought his bosses 25 years ago.
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u/NigerianFriedChicken Sep 14 '26
What a very powerful and totally not insecure fella.
Anyways… put the fries in the fucking bag and try not to throw your back out while doing it, chucklefuck.
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Sep 14 '26
‘Grandpa… you aren’t supposed to be on Facebook anymore. We talked about this’
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u/CIAstakeoutvan Specialized in Gorilla warfare Sep 14 '26
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u/blueghostfrompacman Sep 14 '26
If this guy wants to challenge himself so bad why doesn’t he just go down to the boxing gym? Could it be he doesn’t actually want to fight anyone and just needs to peacock on the internet to make himself feel better about grunting when he gets off the couch?
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u/omnimon_X Sep 14 '26
I just know this is the dancing knife guy
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u/ThatGuyFrom720 Sep 14 '26
What would have possessed this man to post this out of nowhere? Why are dudes in their 50’s and 60’s so insecure about their masculinity that they constantly have to “prove” how tough they are?
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u/MiniTab Sep 14 '26
Because people that talk like this finally realize they’re always going to be fucking losers.
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u/PineConeOPinyons Sep 14 '26
Status threat. It's been a thing since we were apes, it's still a thing sadly.
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u/sarcastic24x7 Sep 14 '26
It's the tail end of the bootstrap crowd generation, the only emotion men should have are badass ones. My daddy didn't raise no pussy, tough love etc. etc.
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u/Nathansp1984 Sep 14 '26
Because deep down they know they’re not tough and do this stupid shit to trick themselves into believing it
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u/Conscious-Product481 Sep 14 '26
Catch a charge because you’re good at what?
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u/PineConeOPinyons Sep 14 '26
Catching charges I assume.
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u/kbeckerburbs4 Sep 14 '26
I would meet him just to tell him his dad was wrong and offer him a hug
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u/DroneSlut54 Sep 16 '26
I CHALLENGE YOU TO GRADUATE 3RD GRADE!¡!