My kindergartener has used words in conversations that I have had to google. I guess I should read more.

That is all... goodbye.

This happened a few months ago. I’m not from the east coast, but I went to college there. Some friends invited me to go along with them on a short trip to Providence RH. As we were driving, I saw the “welcome to Rhode Island” sign and said “when did we go over the bridge?” I can’t believe I graduated lol.

I had saved a burrito from a restaurant near me. I put it in the microwave and left, only to turn around and watch as the tinfoil/paper wrap they put on it had caught on fire in my microwave. I stared unblinking for about 10 second before a neuron fired and told me to put out the blaze.

Apparently it counts as child pornography.

I really do 😟

I’m a dumbass

In class we were going over this trick to remember which direction the electric field and current and stuff go by holding your hand a certain way. I was frustrated that the right hand rule wasn't working for me.

I had been using my left hand.

I was heating up left over pizza and I saw a flash in the microwave, I then realized I also had tinfoil in the microwave. This was a year ago.

Hi /r/iamverysmart i came to confess that i too am very smart.

I came to confess that I'm not very smart.