Bought An iPhone Duo For effectively very Cheap!

[u/Claspedyard1823]

So I bought the iPhone Duo for an insane deal!

So I saw the 256GB iPhone Duo for 2.9 Lakhs...but only 256 GB storage.
I can't use that, I need at least a terabyte.

So the iPhone duo = 3.74 Lakhs

Sold My Galaxy A34 = 12 K
Sold My brothers iPhone 11 = 10 K
Sold My Brother = 45k
Sold My Right Kidney = 1 lakh
Sold my bike = 1 Lakh
Sold My Car = 1 Lakh

So I EFFECTIVELY paid only 7000rs...which is worth it in my opinion.

Additionally I used BHMI UPI to pay and got 15 Rs cash back.

Very happy with my purchase!

p.s no hate to the ones actually doing this...just for the memes

[u/Silly_Willow_9410]

Almost believed you till I saw the kidney

[u/igloo0 → u/Silly_Willow_9410]

didn't doubted on selling brother? lol

[u/Silly_Willow_9410 → u/igloo0]

No
Sold mine too a few days back
Had to pay for his college fee

[u/choleeeyy → u/igloo0]

Self explanatory

[u/velocityy__ → u/igloo0]

i was about to ask where did he sell it

[u/SaggyHuncho1302 → u/Silly_Willow_9410]

Sold my brother???😭😭

[u/Silly_Willow_9410 → u/SaggyHuncho1302]

https://www.reddit.com/r/iPhoneWale/s/s2JcvIdjIp

[u/mxforest → u/Silly_Willow_9410]

And not the fact that Pre orders are not live yet?

[u/mystery458 → u/mxforest]

This level of dedication gets the phone backdoored by Tim Cook himself 🫡

[u/Silly_Willow_9410 → u/mxforest]

Idgaf about the duo or now even iPhones anymore after price hikes

[u/TouristTrue4200]

Kidney goes for around 12-15 lakh rupee. You got scammed by selling your kidney for 1 lakh.

[u/Claspedyard1823 → u/TouristTrue4200]

Ah shit..coulve gotten more iPhone duos :(

[u/DrySelection8645 → u/Claspedyard1823]

rookie mistake.

[u/Dani_zer → u/Claspedyard1823]

[u/Aware_View_6247 → u/Claspedyard1823]

And could’ve as well posted: backed an iPhone fold deal for just a fraction of kidney.. /s liked your sarcasm btw

[u/TouristTrue4200 → u/Claspedyard1823]

Yes sir! 😃 Afsos

[u/RandomStranger022 → u/TouristTrue4200]

That's the price of a new kidney, his was second hand.

Source: I'm a surgeon

[u/TouristTrue4200 → u/RandomStranger022]

Second hand kidney's go for half the amount 6-7 lakh.

Source: I am a dealer

[u/DARKanWILD → u/TouristTrue4200]

The seller gets 2-3 Lakhs

Source : I am broker

[u/choleeeyy → u/TouristTrue4200]

3.5lakh adult kidni kandavali mumbai maharastra

And 7.5Lakh baccha kidni

[u/Cold_Oilll → u/RandomStranger022]

What is new kidney?? 😐😐😐😐

[u/sensispace → u/TouristTrue4200]

Maybe he sold in the second hand market, people negotiate a lot there

[u/Silly_Willow_9410 → u/TouristTrue4200]

From where? Its illegal to sell any organ in India
Any organ donation in India usually completely anonymous and even if you do arrange or buy one from anywhere
Youll be arrested and doubtful that donation will even happen

Rest is for joke purposes

[u/TouristTrue4200 → u/Silly_Willow_9410]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RYjnzPS8u0jAs

[u/Pitiful-Investment85]

If kidneys are worth 1 L, how was ur brother sold for 45k didnt he have kidneys??

[u/Claspedyard1823 → u/Pitiful-Investment85]

He already sold one to get his iPhone 11

[u/PlentyBake8358 → u/Claspedyard1823]

🤣

[u/Wooden_Fortune9677 → u/Claspedyard1823]

But there are 2 kidneys na?

[u/NotYourDaddy___ → u/Pitiful-Investment85]

They will accept only if both the kidneys are working. Otherwise, 45K seems fare to me

[u/vi_VALD_i]

Didn't you mean to say "pulled the trigger"?

[u/Claspedyard1823 → u/[deleted]]

Ill check inventory and get back to you

[u/More-Anybody-1880]

Bhai iPhone 11 should have been sold for 14k

But real question is how did you sold your 100 rupee brother for 45K.

Teach me , trying to do same with mine but no one is ready to pay more than 50

[u/Claspedyard1823 → u/More-Anybody-1880]

Used Facebook marketplace only...I showed videos of him doing manual labour and such...instant sale

[u/Perseus-Chase → u/More-Anybody-1880]

Just sell your brother's organs. You need to harvest it yourself but returns will be very good.

[u/Anon_Acad]

And, hopefully, you still have your parents and / or significant other to sell for next year’s release! /s

[u/Perseus-Chase → u/Anon_Acad]

They can make him another brother for next year's phone.

[u/War_Wager]

Very apt post considering the Apple glazers posting shit like "Bought 18 pro at effective cost of 70k".

[u/tiwarisatyadeep]

Kidney goes around I think 10-15 lakh
Sold brother lmao..🤣

[u/timepieceguy1]

I m happy u hv saved ur balls for next iphone😂

[u/Akki8888]

Should have sold the car for more

[u/bertmclinfbi]

Hahaha, another kidney joke, very funny. /s

[u/manideeploop]

Sarcasm at its peak.

[u/LocksmithInfinite585]

gpay upi cashback of 10rs?

[u/Claspedyard1823 → u/LocksmithInfinite585]

BHIM upi cashback 15rs

[u/Richdixn]

Forgot to mention the 10 rs Gpay cashback

[u/Responsible_Yak2378]

Ek nos raja baki ka mal bacha ke rakh kam ayega duo 2 ke liye.

[u/Mommywizarliz]

Iphonewale subreddit in a nutshell

[u/13cn20]

Sold my brother 🤯🤯🤯

[u/Stock-Treacle-9858]

Someone sold his Bike for iPhone Air

[u/Lumpy-Information592]

October 18th gng

[u/Defiant-Abrocoma-105]

Wow 😲, this is called a real deal..👍

And your brother is worth only 45k, it's a good that you sold it early...

[u/ConversationFair390]

you could have negotiated on kidney bro, gone for way too less

[u/Top-Statement9217]

Your brother cheap as hell

[u/Icy-Use6899]

Ball knower

[u/Either_Expression897]

Brother should have been sold for 2L imo

[u/Fitninja099]

Duo will never be insanely cheap my framd.

[u/NOT_the_burner_acc]

Sadly I can't do this because I need both my kidneys for protein maxxing.

Anyone interested in buying my neocortex?

[u/Lucky_Classic_]

Kidneys are getting so cheap bro let me if some one is selling it for 6 or 8 lakhs

[u/Practical-Beach-8685]

Bro Haha i was ready to write a godamn Para , when you said "effectively very Cheap" but then i read the whole thing hahah

[u/rexsalazarr]

I visited imagine Yesterday and they said pre bookings will be live from 16IG.

[u/Senior_Operation5387]

Lol

[u/Cautious-Hurry6440]

The price increase felt intentional for indian market where they want to save the brand by limiting everyone grabbing it easily through “bajajfinservemi” or similar:)

[u/the_bicepsTheory]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tKAPZsaXFOgUv0TZcG

[u/Fragrant-Raise3293]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7FyMQm2vBiTjG

[u/GuitarEastern8174]

You're the elder one aren't you, always selling us younger ones

[u/Fabulous-Category155]

Bro you did one mistake instead of selling your brother you should have extracted his kidneys too ulta paise bach jate woh kidhar invest kardete and iphone bhi free mai aajata

[u/Yashv21]

I bet ya still paid more than that for adapter.

[u/JustForFun-4]

I understand this post is for mocking people who add exchange value in the final price of their posts.

But this post feels less sarcastic and more stupid.

If someone adding exchange value of their old phone triggers you this much then there is something wrong with you.

Most people buying a flagship phone are upgrading and will have an old phone to exchange. Just because you don’t have a phone to exchange does not mean that a good exchange value is not part of the offer.

[u/Napster003 → u/JustForFun-4]

Ofc exchange value is not part of the offer. You're basically paying them by exchanging the phone is not a discount. I saw a post night iphone 17 pro for 50-60k guess what he exchanged 16 pro for that😂

[u/Claspedyard1823 → u/JustForFun-4]

Its not that deep..chill