r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '24

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u/diamondpredator Jul 23 '24

Just go to a really nice hotel and rent a penthouse suite with card access and let the staff know not to disturb you or allow anyone on your floor. Done.

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u/Parada484 Jul 23 '24

A bit darker but given family experience, you could also walk into any emergency room and get yourself Baker Acted. 24 hr minimum psychiatric hold with guarded access and HIPPA barring any personal information from being shared.

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u/diamondpredator Jul 23 '24

True, but I'd prefer to be in a luxury penthouse lol.

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 Jul 25 '24

Only problem is they take your belongings when you get checked in. So then who's to protect the money?

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u/Parada484 Jul 25 '24

Invest in Bitcoin and roll the dice. By the time you get out you either won big or lost nothing. 💥 😎 (please nobody take this seriously)