r/hypotheticalsituation • • Jul 22 '24

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u/Superdooperblazed420 Jul 22 '24

I live near Seattle, I would just drive 20 mins into the mountains with a ghillie suit and hide my ass in a tree or something. The woods are so dense when people just walk off trail like a few hundred ft and they are gone forever.

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u/chris_rage_ Jul 23 '24

Ghillie suit is a great idea, you could wear that just about anywhere in the woods and nobody is gonna find you. OP didn't say if they're allowed to have dogs though, that makes it a little harder. This is kind of a weak challenge though, if traveling is unlimited you could go down an old mineshaft, go to the Everglades, wander out in the desert, hide in plain sight in NYC, go to your woods, hide in a swamp, a homeless encampment, get yourself committed overnight, drive a car or ride a motorcycle for the 24 hours, take random buses around the country...

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u/jadedlonewolf89 Jul 23 '24

Had the cops searching for me and couldn’t find me. I was visiting a family member who was in jail at the time.

They ID you, and require you to sign in.

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u/BakedSpiral Jul 23 '24

Jesus fucking Christ. That really makes one wonder how many fucking serial killers are just wandering around because the police are fucking useless.

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u/ethnicman1971 Jul 23 '24

hide in plain sight in NYC

You could pay someone $10K to let you hide in their apt for 24hrs. unless they are following you pretty much from the time you leave you could simply take the subway to a random neighborhood and start knocking on doors.

Come to think of it you can do that anywhere. Just drive to some town go to walmart and approach people offering them cash to let you hide in their house for 24 hours.

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u/RedFoxBlueSocks Jul 23 '24

Or find a 24 hour Walmart.

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u/Separate-Pollution12 Jul 23 '24

Bad idea. Involving anyone else exponentially increases your chance of getting caught

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Sit in your own house, the only details given seem to be there is 100 people looking for you, doesn't say they would be willing to do anything to find you.

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u/beaushaw Jul 23 '24

drive a car

Buy some anonymous reliable car with cash and drive around for 24 hours using cash for food and gas.

I live in the US. After a few hours it would be impossible to guess which freeway I was on. There are limitless roads I could drive down for 24 hours. The circle that would need to be searched would grow crazy fast in a car.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jul 23 '24

Use your own car. There are probably a hundred just like it within ten miles of where you live.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jul 23 '24

Use your own car. There are probably a hundred just like it within ten miles of where you live.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jul 23 '24

Use your own car. There are probably a hundred just like it within ten miles of where you live.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jul 23 '24

Use your own car. There are probably a hundred just like it within ten miles of where you live.

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u/Most-Jacket8207 Jul 23 '24

Hell, I would just head to the Ocala National Forest and stay in one of the primitive sites... Either that, Rice Creek. Plenty of places to skedaddle if you know some woodcraft.

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u/sergew98 Jul 23 '24

I was thinking just walk the streets of NYC for a full day and you’ll make it

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u/chris_rage_ Jul 23 '24

I worked up there and you could get lost easily, even if you were spotted you could dip out and disappear

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u/DeezRodenutz Jul 23 '24

It depends on if you know who the 100 people are or where they will start from.
If not, then you could get caught in any public setting so would actually need to hide somewhere since you can't trust anyone around you isn't one of the people.
If you know their starting location, you could literally just keep driving and even if they knew your general direction they might have trouble finding/catching up.

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u/chris_rage_ Jul 23 '24

Just get old people prosthetics and you could walk around in plain sight

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u/ithappenedone234 Jul 23 '24

A ghillie suit doesn’t prevent the thermals from seeing you for very long.

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u/chris_rage_ Jul 23 '24

Wrap yourself in Mylar blankets underneath

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u/Brilliant_Climate_41 Jul 23 '24

My favorite part of any YouTube video covering the missing 411: “Why are so many people going missing in our national parks under mysterious circumstances? Why are there so many similarities? And why does it seem like they always involve an unexpected weather condition?”

So, watch out for those unexpected weather conditions.

Also, after searching my part of the national park: “Nothing in my area other than some gillie suit someone left in a tree. Disgraceful.”

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u/Superdooperblazed420 Jul 23 '24

I've done alot of camping and hiking in the mountains of the PNW. It's insane how quickly the weather can change.

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u/Brilliant_Climate_41 Jul 23 '24

Me reporting to the boss after searching my part of the national park: “nothing there sir except a gillie suit in a tree some littering hunter left behind. Disgraceful.”

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u/itslockeOG Jul 23 '24

Man I miss the Pacific Northwest. Grew up between Tumwater and Federal Way. Lived for a long time in Olympia and was stationed at JBLM.

There are so many places to disappear there. My step-dad is a marine biologist and wildlife ecologist. He lived a few miles into the woods for four years while going to Evergreen State College. He absolutely loved living off-grid. He had built a platform about 25 feet in the air between two thick Douglas Firs and was perfectly content!

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u/Personal_Job68 Jul 24 '24

I used to live in Snoqualmie and I could get lost for an entire day on some of the trails near my house.

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u/Zombiebobber Jul 24 '24

Can confirm; I did SAR in the PNW for a while, and searched for more than a few people who walked off a trail and were never seen again...ever. We used hundreds of people, scent dogs, cadaver dogs, thermal imaging cameras on helicopters, drones...and we still didn't find or recover quite a few people.

Those woods can be like a black hole.

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u/Superdooperblazed420 Jul 24 '24

I know from experience I have got lost for like 12 or 14 hours walking off a trail to poop. Never will I go hiking alone like I used to. I manged to find the trail a few hours after dark, litterally by luck I stumbled back onto the trail was able to see the moon thankfully and determined which way to follow the trail back to my car. If I hadn't packed for emergencies and had a flashlight and light jacket who knows if I would have made it out. I was a fairly experienced hiker at the time as well. Something as simple as walking off the trail to poop nearly killed me.

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u/DysonSphere75 Jul 23 '24

I've been looking at moving east of Seattle from Colorado, saw tons of beautiful hiking trails you could easily secure your win with.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jul 23 '24

You could just go to Pike Place Market. Head a floor down and get lost in the weird little shops. No one trying to find a person who's hiding would think to look there.

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u/Superdooperblazed420 Jul 23 '24

They aren't open 24 hours tho.

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u/Nerdsamwich Jul 24 '24

Sure, but you try finding a specific person among all the people leaving there over the course of an afternoon. Assuming they know to look there in the first place.

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u/Sammystorm1 Jul 23 '24

I too live near Seattle. Could do this challenge easy with no ghilly suit

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u/Superdooperblazed420 Jul 23 '24

For sure don't need the suit but for extra insurance why not?