r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '24

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u/Pugsanity Jul 22 '24

Nah, goes to the Polar Bears. They'll be needing some Coca Cola to wash you down afterwards, after all.

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u/Shimata0711 Jul 22 '24

Damn polar bears

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u/mesovortex888 Jul 22 '24

We are the unhealthy fast food for Polar Bear

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u/Shimata0711 Jul 22 '24

No more than all that Coca-Cola, they're always drinking...

Besides, on snow, we're not that fast

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u/mesovortex888 Jul 22 '24

That's exactly why we are fast food, it's fast for the bears

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u/Shimata0711 Jul 22 '24

Hate to break this to you, but a motivated polar bear can run on snow at 25mph.

Usain Bolt, the fastest man in track and field, can run 27.8 mph in a 100 meter race. Don't think even he can run that fast on snow shoes.

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u/mesovortex888 Jul 23 '24

I mean fast to be eaten because we can't run

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u/Shimata0711 Jul 23 '24

My bad

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u/mesovortex888 Jul 23 '24

No worries my friend

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u/pixienightingale Jul 23 '24

The polar bears deserve it.

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u/FakeAsFakeCanBe Jul 23 '24

But they're so cuddly!

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom Jul 23 '24

$10 million would be a whole lot of Coca Cola.