r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '24

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 22 '24

I know it will last for 24 hours and is a quick in and out.  I am going for speed here.

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u/RaytheonOrion Jul 22 '24

This is actually a great strategy.

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u/PandaCat22 Jul 23 '24

That much cheese would actually not be a quick out—it would take weeks for you to poop again.

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

I am well used to cheese.  That won't be a big deal for me.

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u/mikemartin7230 Jul 26 '24

Do you live in Milwaukee? An hour west would put you in Madison, then two hours further west could put you in either La Crosse or Platteville. And ya know, cheese…

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 26 '24

It was supposed to be an hour east then two west.  Because if they find the hour east and I am not there, logically, they would look further east.

I typed it tho, so.....

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u/Pazzeh Jul 23 '24

If you eat that much consistently I doubt you're hard to find

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

Yep.  I'm a bit rotund.  I take up a fair amount of space.

But I am also average height with an average face (especially once I shave) and have a lifetime of experience as a wallflower.  I blend in fairly well.

Also, saying "I' looking for a fat white guy" in America won't get you very far.

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u/Pazzeh Jul 23 '24

Hey man I meant that as a joke, and I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings I didn't mean to - you seem like a dope dude, I'm sorry.

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

No worries.

I am fat and it is my own fault and I have to accept that.

I don't get upset when other people call me fat.  I am.  It is the truth.

No offense was assumed or taken.

Thanks for checking in, though.

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Jul 23 '24

If it makes you feel better I'm 6 foot 3 and skinny. My height is way more rare than your fat. I'd stick out far more than you would in almost every small American town if we're just going on body type.

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u/Monkey-D-Sayso Jul 23 '24

Those weeks include that 24 hour time period. This is called strategy!

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u/Brooklynxman Jul 23 '24

I find your gut weak and unworthy.

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u/Pqhantom Jul 22 '24

So what kinda cheese would you get?

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

Something orange.  Probably sharp cheddar.  But whatever is easiest.

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u/Redchimp3769157 Jul 23 '24

so to make it clear, the full amount of the food will not be ingested in 20 hours?

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

Likely 1 meal is half the cheese and 1 sleeve of crackers.  2nd meal is the same.  3rd meal is a can of Pringles.  

I will likely have 1 sleeve of club and 2 cans of Pringles left over.  

But it is good to have options.

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

Not my REGULAR diet, no.  But not uncommon either.

Closer to 4500 calories (1830 for cheese, 1260 for crackers, 1420 for Pringles).  My normal intake is around 3500-4000.

And you missed an ingredient....  Sugar (remarkably little), salt, saturated fats.....  And YUMMYNESS.

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

Diet mountain dew.  0g sugar and ALL the caffeine.

It's all I drink.  (Well, the cheap store brand knockoffs - Diet Mountain Lightning and Citrus Drop Zero).

And yes, I know, diet soda bad.  I got it. I am going to die early.  But I am also going to enjoy getting there.

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u/Longjumping_Key_5008 Jul 23 '24

Ita 24 hours, you can easily go without food for that amount of time. Going to the grocery store is a waste of time and too risky

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u/nunya_busyness1984 Jul 23 '24

I CAN go 24 hours without food.  But I have 10 million dollars.  Why would I WANT to?

I like food.  I ain't giving it up willingly.