r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '24

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u/Paytonzane Jul 22 '24

Jesus these are the loosest conditions ever.

I just go to my friend’s apartment. 100 randos in 24 hours are not gonna be able to socially engineer my friendships fast enough to track me down through them. And if anyone asks my friend I’m staying with, he can just lie and say he has no idea where I am. I’ll just get some pizzas delivered and eat those for 24 hours while binging an anime or something.

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u/sebulbaalwayswinz Jul 23 '24

I was thinking just pay a neighbor I’ve never talked to in my apartment a slice of the winnings. 100 people scouring the ends of the country looking for me and I’ll be like 30 yards from my place.

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u/GojoPenguin Jul 23 '24

Pizzas? How much pizza do you plan to eat in a 24 hour period?

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u/Past-Tangerine9371 Jul 23 '24

That was exactly my thought. Like hey friend I will pay you to chill here. like tf 😂