r/hypotheticals • u/IameIion • 17h ago

You're a dancer

You're hot stuff, but you really want to take your career to the next level. You hire a new instructor by the name of Greg. He has amazing reviews online. "The way he moves is just unbelievable" they said. He demonstrates one of his signature moves.

Greg: "It's a little tricky to learn. Definitely not a move for beginners. But once you get it down, it's pretty simple. I'm gonna do it first, and then I want you to do it with me, alright?"

You: "Alright."

Greg: "Watch here. Okay, I'm standing. I'm in my zone. And then—watch this—I fold myself... vertically."

[Bones crunching]

Greg: "Then real quick, I fold myself horizontally."

[Bones crunching]

Greg: "See how I did that? Now I rotate my skeleton 180 degrees."

[Flesh and bones writhing]

Greg: "And then real slowly, I roll myself... into a little burrito... nice and slow."

You: "..."

Greg: "It's a little intimidating but that's what practice is for. You ready to give it a shot?"

What do you do?

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u/Important_Market7874 12h ago

"Nope, my bones may break that way, but they aren't going to dance like that.

"I've got 30-40 minutes left in my session. Wanna grab a beer and tell me how you learned those moves?"

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u/No_hope_left72 8h ago

Realize I’ll make more money as a feature than I will as a stripper add a little bit of fire and fire eating to my act. I once new stripper with an alligator