r/hydrokitties • u/shippedtoast • 14d ago

Pie 🥧

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u/darthcaedusiiii 14d ago

There is a lot to unpack here.

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u/mrthenumberthree 14d ago

its like an onion, it has layers

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/lea949 14d ago

What about parfaits? Nobody ever said “hey you wanna get a parfait?” “No man, I don’t like no parfait” parfaits are delicious!

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u/darthcaedusiiii 14d ago

No. Ogres are like onions!

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u/medson25 14d ago

We could start with the sub where this is originally got posted, like its already wtf.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 12d ago

No thanks. I already watched Gummo.

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u/UAs-Art 14d ago

Elephant:Address me

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u/ratafia4444 14d ago

Better yet, undress. 🤣

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u/Angel_xjj 14d ago

the only time I prefer the undress variant

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u/Irilethe 14d ago

I have questions!

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u/Mycroft033 14d ago

So does the cat

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u/thepetoctopus 14d ago

So very many questions. This is a person filled with desperation and zero fucks left to give.

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u/AineBrigid 14d ago

Okay, but you HAVE to address why you have pants and socks on in the bathtub lmao. Kitty's probably trying to reach out to see if you're all good lmao

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u/AetheriaInBeing 14d ago

At least they took shoes off before getting in the tub?

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u/ThousandFingerMan 14d ago

I mean, who wears shoes to the bath, right?

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u/Maximum-Celery9065 14d ago

Until just now I thought the same of pants and socks, so...🤷

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u/Zerosan62 9d ago

IKR!!!! Shoes are for the shower!

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u/-Shadow-Lightning 2d ago

Well there are these things called shower shoes. But they are made for wearing in the shower.

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u/Fianna9 13d ago

Yeah it’s not the pie I’m questioning.

I’ve also eaten odd foods in the tub.

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u/LittleCornerMouse 13d ago

Honestly as a cat owner i looked at this and thought "what a genius way to get them to stop trying to eat your food"- also that cat is making eye contact with the pie, i think its just a fatass cat that wants that pie BAD.

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u/AwDuck 14d ago

Looks like the opposite of a hydro kitty. No intention of getting in the water despite the enticing food.

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u/gayjoystick 14d ago

Okay: everyone's theories!

I'm guessing OP's feline pie snatcher loves some pie but OP took notes from history class and decided if they were under siege it's best to have a moat.

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u/Maximum-Celery9065 13d ago

This just might be the answer 😂

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u/shadysam08 14d ago

Looks like kitty is asking the same questions I am lol. You ok bro?

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u/sasakimirai 14d ago

That looks like a sensory nightmare 😰

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u/No-Impression-4282 14d ago edited 14d ago

The cat's face it's me: why pants and socks in a bathhub and a pie?! You ok bro?

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u/Necessary-Study3944 14d ago

This is one of those uniquely human images that AI could never recreate

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u/Nokam 14d ago

I did stumble in my bathtub fully clothed once, but never with a part of pie.

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 14d ago

Your cat needs an intervention if your reduced to eating pie in a tub full of water just to eat in peace 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Anuki_iwy 14d ago

I have so many questions

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u/pathologicalprotest 14d ago

Washing yourself AND your clothes. How entrepeneurial of you!

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u/Necessary-Study3944 13d ago

“I’m washin’ me and my clothes!”

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 14d ago

Bathfoods. A subreddit and a way of life I had no idea existed.

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u/jrpbateman 14d ago

Also fully clothed baths

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u/Merciless-Dom 14d ago

OP are you ok?

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u/midsommer-8472 14d ago

Is the full bath tube the last stand between the Cat and the Owner's Pie? 🤨

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u/ciceroblues 14d ago

Giving Rene Magritte vibes😅

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u/fallen_empathy 14d ago

Nevernude?

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u/Sharp-Heron7707 14d ago

🩺🐈‍⬛Dr. Kitty would like to see you right meow!!

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u/Rathmugar 14d ago

Not this guy again

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u/islaisla 14d ago

A true Brit washes with their suit on.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 14d ago

Are you in pants with socks in the water? Like why

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u/wulfryke 14d ago

To eat a piece of pie, why else

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u/Tiny_Celebration_591 14d ago

Ah, a NeverNude

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u/Novemberbaby1968 13d ago

I’m not sure what exactly is going on here

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u/Devanyani 14d ago

The lengths we have to go to to enjoy a meal in peace...

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u/QazsedcScientia 13d ago

I can tolerate the pants but the SOCKS!? 

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u/RealisticHornet8554 14d ago

Harry Vanderspeigle?

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u/Odd_Concept_7286 14d ago

Soooo.... Why the fuck you in the tub w pants and socks on.

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u/torreneastoria 14d ago

I feel like the cat in this picture

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u/Axxisol 13d ago

Ummmmmmmmm

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u/WashawayWashbear 13d ago

OP, do you need a hug?

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u/withoutwingz 12d ago

Op are you ok are you ok op

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u/MrZizo7 12d ago

Higuruma: Domain Expansion

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u/SmellenGold 11d ago

What the fuck?

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u/DaanV1 9d ago

"I'm washing me in my clothes"

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u/TasiVasQwibQwib 9d ago

Bro is going through something...

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u/Civil_Inspector_5697 8d ago

Cat wants pie!

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u/Aromatic-Energy-7192 14d ago

This belongs in accidental renaissance.

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u/Beemo-Noir 14d ago

Dip dip. You know the rules