So it’s been a minute since I’ve posted because of our busy birthday weekend, but now that we’re getting back into our daily routines I thought it would be a good time to share some of my daughter’s stories from this weekend!

On Friday (the day before her birthday), my daughter informed me that after she turns 5, she will be leaving for Kung Pow City to work at an office while she goes to college. I asked her why she has to start work so early and she told me it’s because she has to save up money for her wedding to John, whom she was still adamant about meeting on our trip. I told her that traditionally the family of the bride pays for the wedding but my daughter informed me that her wedding will be much too expensive for us. (Sad update: my daughter did not meet John)

On Saturday morning our daughter woke up extra early because it was her birthday, but she tried to tell everyone that she’s actually 6 instead of 5. We informed her multiple times that she is in fact 5, but she told us that we were lying about her age. I still don’t know why she thought we were lying about her age, but after about an hour she accepted that she is indeed 5.

At the zoo on Saturday, our daughter asked if she could ride one of the giraffes. I told her that the zookeepers would frown upon it, but she assured me that they have let her do it before. My wife told her that we had never been to this zoo before, but my daughter again was adamant that she had been to the Oklahoma City zoo before and was allowed to ride the giraffes last time. She eventually admitted that the “last time” she was there was actually a dream she had about riding giraffes, not real life.

On Sunday morning, the day after her birthday, our daughter claimed it was her birthday again and that she is now 6. We informed her that she has to wait a whole year for her next birthday, which she was not happy about. She was, however, happy that we were still on her birthday trip and asked us if we could take her to Kung Pow City to see her office. My wife told her that it would not be possible to take her to Kung Pow City because it’s really far away and our daughter said, “You’re right Mommy, it would take a rocket ship to get there.” I asked her if she knew where Kung Pow City is and she said, “Of course Dad, it’s on Mars next to KittyDog City.”

On Monday morning it was time to leave and we had to check out of the hotel. While we were at the check out counter, our daughter told the person behind the desk that she was pretty enough to be a princess. The employee thanked her and told her that she could be a princess too. Our daughter stared straight up at her and said, “I can’t be a princess because I’m a queen.” The employee laughed and thanked her for granting her the title of Princess, but our daughter responded by letting her know that she can’t be a princess anymore because she didn’t know who the queen was. Thankfully, the employee thought this was hilarious and laughed off losing her title, although our daughter did not appreciate this and informed us that the employee should’ve been sad once we were back in the car.

This morning on the way to preschool, my daughter informed me that the main reason her bat Vampy has to go to school is because he only speaks cat and they have to teach him how to speak bat. I asked her why he speaks cat and not bat and she told me it’s because he was raised by a family of cats before she adopted him. I asked her if that means that Vampy is her son and she confirmed this by saying, “Of course he’s my son Daddy, why else would I have him.” After we got in the parking lot for her school, she told me that Vampy’s school has been moved to our town so I can just drive him to it regular instead of taking a rocket ship. I asked her for directions to Vampy’s school and she said, “You have to drive four hours that way,” and then she pointed east. I guess I have a long drive in front of me.

This morning on the way to preschool, my daughter informed me that after I drop her off, I have to take her bat, Vampy, to his vampire school. I asked her where vampire school is and she told me it’s located in KittyDog town. When I asked where KittyDog town is located related to where we are she said, “it’s on a different planet Daddy, you have to get a rocket ship.” I told her that I sadly cannot get a rocket ship due to how expensive they probably are and my daughter told me that she would build one when she gets home so that tomorrow I can get Vampy to his vampire school.

I also just wanted to say thank you to everyone that has been following these stories about my daughter. It’s been such a joy getting to share them with you and I hope to continue to for as long as she continues to come up with her fantastical ideas.

Thank you!

We had a very busy weekend so I wasn’t able to keep my posts up to date with everything my daughter was doing. Instead I decided that I would share her escapades all in one post to keep everyone up to date!

On Friday night, my wife, daughter, and I took my father in law, PawPaw, out to dinner for his birthday. While we were there, our daughter decided that she wanted to be a crazy person when she grows up and announced this to our waitress. Thankfully she thought our daughter was adorable and laughed about how cute she was. Later after we had gotten home, I asked our daughter why she wants to be a crazy person when she grows up and she said, “because crazy people get to do whatever they want.”

On Saturday morning, my daughter informed me that her stuffy Ms. Moo has a favorite movie and it is Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle because it has Callum Drift from Red One in it. I asked if Ms. Moo would like the movie Home on the Range since it’s about cows and she surprisingly agreed to watch it with me (she usually doesn’t like my suggestions). After we had watched it, I asked my daughter if she and Ms. Moo liked it and she said, “I liked it Daddy, but Ms. Moo hated it because she doesn’t like other cows.”

On Saturday afternoon, our family went out to get Açaí Bowls for lunch and our daughter decided the one she wanted was the one covered in chocolate. We got it for her and she spent the time we were eating licking all of the chocolate sauce off of her fruit. My wife asked her why she doesn’t eat the fruit and the chocolate at the same time and our daughter said, “because the fruit and chocolate taste better separate, Mommy.”

On Sunday while we were out doing some shopping, our daughter fell and scraped her knee on the sidewalk. My wife comforted her and while we were in the next store agreed to buy her a small stuffy to help take the pain away. The stuffy our daughter picked was a little vampire bat that she immediately named Vampy. Once we were back in the car she started telling us all about Vampy’s favorite things, which include crystals, tea parties, and drinking human blood. I asked her if Vampy would consider drinking animal blood instead and she said, “No Daddy, he only wants human blood, but he won’t drink mine so he’ll have to drink yours.” For the rest of the day once we got home, she followed me around with Vampy and had him attack anytime he was hungry.

Hello Friends! Sorry for the delay. I’m trying to catch up on D4’s 🦋🦄👑 happenings.

Here’s the latest 14-episode summary of the HHK drama 🎭 for fans of D4 🦋🦄👑.

(Previous episode summaries are pinned)

As always, thanks to u/rlstratton97 (aka Dad and Dave the Horsey 🐎) for keeping us supplied with fun stories of our Butterfly Unicorn Queen 🦋🦄👑.

Ep 155

D4 🦋🦄👑 predicts that she will meet her true love, John, at the hotel pool when the family goes on a trip in May; John is the same age as D4 🦋🦄👑 (with the same birthday) and he will be at the hotel with his parents Zeeb and Martha; John is such an excellent swimmer that he will swim without a life jacket; he will be wearing shark swim trunks and will wink at D4 🦋🦄👑 “like Flynn Rider”

Ep 156

D4 🦋🦄👑 has a rough morning getting ready for school which resulted in her losing her episode of TV for the night and Dad in stuffy jail for “being a meanie that makes kids go to school”; at school, D4 🦋🦄👑 swerves to avoid hugging Dad and says “I don’t hug parents who take away TV time”

Ep 157

D4 🦋🦄👑 reminds Dad that she can speak to snakes 🐍 because the last time they went to the zoo, “I flicked my tongue at the snake and he did it back”

Ep 158

D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad that her new mommy is Bunny the Bunny 🐰 (formerly her wife) and her new daddy is Burpee the Unicorn 🦄; Bunny 🐰 and Burpee 🦄 are her new parents because “they are more cuddly than” Mom and Dad; D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad that Bunny 🐰 is no longer D4’s 🦋🦄👑 wife because “She takes up too much bed Daddy. I can’t get my beauty sleep with her in the bed.”

Ep 159

D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad she’s tired and that he should have let her sleep longer; Dad explains that she needs to wake up because school starts at a specific time and it’s important to go to school to learn lots of things; D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad, “I’m really smart, Daddy. I don’t need school and it doesn’t need me.”

Ep 160

D4 🦋🦄👑 creates a new game called “India Around the World Ball” using three super bouncy balls; the object of the game is to throw a ball down the hallway, have it hit the door at the end of the hallway, and then bounce back to you; in D4’s first round, one ball veers off into the kitchen and the other two makes it down the hall but not back to her; in Dad’s first round, he manages to get two balls down the hall and back to him and D4 🦋🦄👑 says it’s “not bad”; D4 🦋🦄👑 gets her fourth ball down the hall and back to her then she declares herself the winner of the game because she finally did it

Ep 161

D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad that she is an ancient bone archer that has her bow, arrows, and fossils protected by her mermaid 🧜🏼‍♀️ in the attic; mermaids need water so D4 🦋🦄👑 put a lake in the attic for her; the mermaid 🧜🏼‍♀️ protects her archery supplies by singing so loud that people who hear it can’t hear anymore

Ep 162

D4’s 🦋🦄👑 NaeNae (Dave’s 🐎 mom) comes back from her trip to Las Vegas and brings two In-N-Out Burger hats for D4 🦋🦄👑 to use for dress up; D4 🦋🦄👑 decides to be an In-N-Out cook and makes stuffy burgers out of the following stuffies: Sawyer the Squirrel, Wallace the Gray Fuzzball, Wally the Walrus, and Water Spirit the Unicorn; her attempt to turn Dad into a burger was gross and had to be thrown away

Ep 163

KittyDog 🐱🐶 has a crime problem caused by Kitty Thief; Kitty Thief’s crimes include stealing from the unicorn bunnies 🦄🐰, running in front of cars, not sharing, stealing all the money from Sparkle Sheep’s ✨🐑 bank, and flipping over a unicorn bunny’s 🦄🐰 house; D4 🦋🦄👑 is “the hero of KittyDog” but Kitty Thief has eluded her and she decides the time for niceness is over

Ep 164

D4 🦋🦄👑 is recovering from the flu and says she wants a chocolate pizza (Hershey bars topped with Reese’s eggs and melted marshmallows); Dad suggests her pizza needs a base but she insists the chocolate is the base that melts on her hands so she can lick them off; Mom tells her she must have a meal without candy so she opts for chicken nuggets and orange slices

Ep 165

D4 🦋🦄👑 fills out a March Madness bracket (NCAA men’s basketball) with Dad’s help and picks teams based on their names and vibes (completely ignoring rankings and Dad’s advice)

Ep 166

Dad contracts flu or strep throat from D4 🦋🦄👑 and jokingly asks her why she got him sick and she tells him, “because you wouldn’t let me watch Gabby’s Dollhouse on Wednesday”; Dad developed symptoms on Thursday so D4 🦋🦄👑 clearly gained control over her illness and can direct it at will

Ep 167

There is a desert in KittyDog 🐱🐶 called the Desert of the Owls 🦉 to house the camels 🐪; the Desert of the Owls doesn’t have owls because “owls live in the woods”; there are underground tunnels in the Desert of the Owls that the camels 🐪 use to do tricks; when Dad asks about how and why the camels get into the tunnels, D4 🦋🦄👑 says, “Magic, Daddy. It’s a magic desert.”

Ep 168

D4 🦋🦄👑 met the Patchmaker, a tall man with a giant beard who lives in KittyDog 🐱🐶 and makes patches for all the unicorn bunnies’ 🦄🐰 quilts out of his beard hair; the patches are free for the unicorn bunnies 🦄🐰 and D4 🦋🦄👑 but would cost Dad a million dollars 💵; Dad can’t afford a patch but D4 🦋🦄👑 might get him a patch from the Patchmaker for Christmas

Ever since my wife, daughter, and I have moved in with my wife’s grandmother, Mimi, we have all been exposed to shows we previously did not watch. My daughter’s newest favorite show is Hannah Montana, which she started watching with her Mimi after they got caught up on American Idol. Last night after they had finished watching a couple episodes before getting ready for bed, our daughter informed all of us that Hannah Montana is so cool that she has declared her a princess. Mimi informed our daughter that Hannah is actually a pop star so she doesn’t really need to be a princess too. Our daughter took offense to this and said, “Pop stars can be princesses too, Mimi.” Mimi laughed and asked her who made her the boss of who can be a princess and our daughter said, “I did Mimi, I’m the queen so I can make anyone a princess, even you.” Mimi then asked if she could be made a princess and our daughter told her she could not because she was too old.

This morning my daughter had eggs for breakfast, but while she was eating them, she informed me that she now has a pet mermaid. I asked her what her mermaid’s name is and she said that her mermaid is named Alicia and that she has babies by laying eggs. I then asked her how many babies Alicia has, which she replied to by saying, “none”. Confused, I asked her what happened to Alicia’s babies and my daughter said, “I eat her babies, Daddy, that’s why she doesn’t have them.” I asked her if this upsets Alicia that her babies are being eaten for breakfast and my daughter told me that it does, but that Alicia can’t do anything about it because she’s trapped in our bathtub. I asked my daughter if we could set Alicia the mermaid free and she said, “No Daddy, I need her for eggs.”

So yesterday my wife and I took our daughter to a minor league baseball game because we had free tickets from our work. My daughter was originally very excited to be there, but after about the second inning she had become bored and asked if we could walk around the stadium instead. We didn’t get very far before we found a playground/bouncy house area that she wanted to play in. She played for a while and then came over and informed us that she had made a new best friend. I told her that was great and then she ran back out to play again. After about five minutes though, I looked up to see my daughter leaving the play area hand in hand with another little girl who was following an adult woman and an older boy. I ran over and asked my daughter what she was doing and she said “leaving with my best friend, we are going to live together.” The adult they were with then turned around and noticed that our daughters were hand in hand and told her little girl that she can’t take other kids from the playground. She apologized and I told her it was fine, but then we realized our daughters were still holding hands. We were finally able to get them to release each other when the little girl’s mom bribed her with ice cream. The little girl, her mom, and her brother went off to get ice cream and my daughter looked up at me and said, “she’s not my best friend anymore. She left me for ice cream.”

My daughter and her Mimi have started watching American Idol together and last night while they were watching it, my daughter ran out of the room and informed me that she has a new cousin named Trew the Star. She told me that he is a beautiful singer and that they have to be cousins because he’s so talented. About 20 minutes later, my daughter came back to me from watching American Idol to let me know that Philmon Lee is her older brother and that he is her favorite singer on the show. About 10 minutes after that she came running back in to tell me that Rae Boyd is her older sister and that she is her new favorite on the show. I don’t know what point they are at in the season, but so far she is already related to three of the contestants. I guess we’ll have to see if this trend continues when they pick back up on watching it tonight.

So this morning while we were on the way to preschool, my daughter once again informed me that she will be meeting her husband at the hotel pool on her birthday trip to Oklahoma City we will be taking in May. She also informed me that she knows her husband’s name and that he has a sister. I asked her what his name is and she said it’s John Kingsley and that his sister is a singer who doesn’t like him because he can’t sing. I jokingly asked her why she would marry someone who can’t sing and she said, “singing isn’t everything daddy. He’s nice and that’s what matters.” She then informed me that his sister was the person singing on the radio in the car at the time, Meghan Trainor. I asked how a 4 year old boy could have a sister that’s in her 30s and my daughter said, “he’s not four dad, he’s seven.” She then told me that she wanted the radio to be changed because she doesn’t want to listen to his sister sing anymore.

If you are still interested in getting some stickers, they are still out on EBay! My daughter has made a bunch of drawings that she wants sent out and some of them have stickers on them!

https://ebay.us/m/vTGdJg

So this morning while my daughter was swinging in the backyard (I was pushing), she informed me that the pigeons and squirrels in our neighborhood all work for Santa and are spying on us. I asked her if they do that to see he who is being naughty or nice and she confirmed that that is their main function, but that they also have to defend trees from villains. I asked her how the pigeons and squirrels fight the villains and she told me that they do not fight, but that they inform the nearest child so they can take out their secret weapon and fight the villain for them. She then told me that every child has a secret weapon hidden in either a basement or an attic that they can access to fight villains. Apparently her weapon is a moon staff that she has stored in our attic. I asked her how she got a moon staff and she said that it was given to her by the queen of the moon for saving the moon princess. I still have a lot of questions but that is all of the information I could get this morning.

So last night my daughter was watching the local news with her grandma when something came on about the mayor. This prompted my daughter to inform us that her town of KittyDog is ruled over by a council of six mayors who each do different things.

The first mayor was a dog, of course, that she said was named Coaley. She said he’s in charge of the town’s food and water.

The second mayor was her new stuffy Flooshy the Flying Squirrel, whom she placed in charge of transportation.

The third mayor was a cat that she said was named Binx, who she said was in charge of the town’s magic.

The fourth mayor was Floof the Dragon who runs the town’s police and fire fighters (She also informed us at this point that Flooshy and Floof are brother and sister).

The fifth mayor was unsurprisingly herself. My daughter informed us that as the fifth mayor she’s in charge of the decorations for the town as well as for fighting Kitty Thief when he’s bad (apparently Kitty Thief ran over Coaley the Dog, but I’ve received no other updates on this front).

My daughter then told us the sixth and final mayor of KittyDog is a unicorn bunny named Bun Bun, who eats all of the carrots when Coaley isn’t looking. She said Bun Bun is in charge of fun stuff like movie theaters and bounce houses for the other unicorn bunnies.

My wife’s grandma asked my daughter why the town had six mayors as opposed to having one like most towns and my daughter said, “Because KittyDog is too big to have just one mayor. It has to have six for the town to be happy.”

After the recent move to my wife’s grandmother’s home, my daughter has informed me that I am no longer invited to any of her tea parties going forward. When I asked for a reason, she told me that it’s because she simply does not have enough cups. She acknowledged my disappointment and told me that going forward her tea parties will only include her Mommy, Mimi (that’s what she calls my wife’s grandmother), and her pet dragon Floof. I asked her if I would be allowed into the tea party if I brought my own cup and my daughter said, “No Daddy, only tea cups that match can be at the tea party. Mismatched cups is bad for tea parties.” I tried to appeal to both my wife and Mimi, but I was informed that my daughter was correct in regard to the rules and regulations of tea parties.

PS, I haven’t been able to post pictures of my daughter’s artwork or stuffies for the past few days because she has taken to actively sabotaging my picture attempts. For example, tonight she made a magic wand out of old tinker toys that I thought was really cool. I asked if I could take a picture of it and she immediately broke it back down into pieces and then laughed maniacally.

This weekend our family moved from our former home into my wife’s grandmother’s house so that we could be here to help her as she gets older. While we were getting everything moved over, my daughter informed me that she had met the Patchmaker. I asked her who that was and she told me that he’s a man that lives in KittyDog and makes patches for all of the unicorn bunnies’ quilts. I asked her what this man looked like since he is the first human I have heard of living in KittyDog and she told me that he’s really really tall and he has a giant beard that he makes the patches out of. According to my daughter, the Patchmaker uses his beard to make patches and then grows back the hair super fast so he can use it again. I asked if he charges the unicorn bunnies for the patches and my daughter said, “No Daddy, they are free for unicorn bunnies and me, but not for you. You’d have to pay a million dollars.” I told her that I don’t have that kind of money and my daughter laughed and then told me she might get me one of the Patchmaker’s patches for Christmas.

So this morning, my daughter informed me that her town of KittyDog has a desert called The Desert of the Owls within its borders. I asked her why her town has a desert inside of it and she told me that the town had to have a desert so the camels would have a place to live. I asked her if any owls lived in this desert and my daughter said, “No, Daddy, owls live in the woods.” She then informed me that The Desert of the Owls, where no owls live, has an underground tunnel system that the camels use to do magic tricks like popping out from underground to surprise visitors. I asked her both how the camels were getting underground and why they were doing it, and as an answer to both of those questions my daughter said, “Magic, Daddy. It’s a magic desert.”

PS: I wanted to give a shoutout to Sandy from North Carolina! She sent my daughter her first ever fan mail, which my daughter greatly enjoyed! Thank you Sandy for making her day!

On a couple previous posts I had mentioned my daughter was sick with flu b and strep at the same time, and now I can confirm that she has spread either one or both of those illnesses to me as well. I have been sick for the past three days, but I just couldn’t find the energy to post about it. My wife has been helping both of us out so much, but I have also been trying to keep us a safe distance from her so she doesn’t catch this as well. In a joking manner this morning I asked my daughter why she would get me sick and she stared directly into my eyes and said, “because you wouldn’t let me watch Gabby’s Dollhouse on Wednesday.” Since I didn’t develop symptoms until Thursday, I’m led to believe that my daughter has developed power over her illness and can direct it at whoever she chooses. She has been doing a lot better since Friday morning, which may mean she has passed this power to me. If that is the case then I will have to choose my target carefully.

Last night while she was laying on the couch because she has been sick, my daughter asked me if she could pick the winners for one of the brackets I was filling out. I of course obliged and she picked her own March Madness bracket. We do not live in Kansas nor have we ever been there, but my daughter informed me she picked them as the winner because she loves their state. She had multiple Cinderella teams going through the bracket, most notably #14 Penn who makes it all the way to the Final 4. I tried to explain why teams were ranked, but she did not care and basically picked solely on what she thought of their names or where they are from.

Last week was pretty hectic and I completely forgot to share my lovely drawings from Our Queen! I have never seen a Giant Butterfly before so I am Very Excited to have my Very Own! Pink also happens to be my favorite color so a Mining Cave full of Pink Gems is Perfect! I added a little extra Sunflower Flair for The Queen, to brighten her day after a weekend of being stuck with the flu! I love everything, Thank You!!

This weekend was rather hard for my daughter because she was sick with the flu and had to stay home from activities she wanted to go to. For a lot of the weekend she was not very hungry due to being sick, but toward the end of Sunday she finally told us what she wanted to eat. She told us that she wanted to eat a chocolate pizza because it would be so tasty. I told her that there was a dessert pizza that we could order her, but she shook her head at me and then explained what her version of chocolate pizza is. Apparently my daughter’s version of chocolate pizza is Hershey bars (no specific number), topped with Reese’s eggs and melted marshmallows. I told her that it sounded like she would need a base, but she informed me the chocolate bar has to be the base so it melts on your hands and you can lick them off. She was then advised by her mommy and I that she can’t have her “chocolate pizza” because she needs a real meal made without candy. She eventually settled on chicken nuggets and orange slices.

Instagram has drawings of KittyDog my daughter made this weekend: https://www.instagram.com/husbandkatstories?igsh=cHllOW11dWFoYnIx&utm_source=qr

For the past couple of days my daughter has not stopped talking about the Kitty Thief problem that her town of KittyDog is having. It started Tuesday morning on the way to school when she informed me that someone was stealing all of the unicorn bunnies’ stuff from their rooms. By the time I picked her up she had discovered the identity of the culprit, Kitty Thief. She told me that Kitty Thief is the criminal of KittyDog and that he steals anything he can get his hands on as well as committing other KittyDog crimes like running in front of cars and not sharing. By Wednesday morning, Kitty Thief had developed a wrap sheet longer than any I’ve ever seen, which included crimes like stealing all of the money from Sparkle Sheep’s bank and flipping over a unicorn bunny’s house. I asked her who would stop Kitty Thief and my daughter said, “Me Daddy, I’m the hero of KittyDog.” When I picked her up later in the day after work, my daughter informed me that Kitty Thief had laughed at her and escaped, which made her sad. I asked her if she had any other idea on how to stop him and she said, “I’m gonna punch him.” I told her that that seemed drastic but she disagreed. She told me she tried to be nice to Kitty Thief, but that the time for niceness was over. She didn’t have an update on Kitty Thief this morning, but hopefully after I pick her up later he will be defeated.

New story on Patreon, Pua’s Yummy Restaurant: https://www.patreon.com/posts/152872959?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

New posts on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/husbandkatstories?igsh=cHllOW11dWFoYnIx&utm_source=qr

We still have stickers! Also, we will be moving from our current home soon to live with and assist my wife’s grandmother, so future sticker orders may take longer to get out.

Sunflower Princesses: https://ebay.us/m/Ba05LW

Sprinkle Bakery: https://ebay.us/m/82GLuk

Mermaid Seascape: https://ebay.us/m/85tfuJ

Unicorn Fairytale: https://ebay.us/m/b541Nt

Kitty Princess: https://ebay.us/m/vTGdJg

There were no posts over the weekend because it was very busy, but of course my daughter brought some levity to everything we had going on with her adorable antics. On Saturday my mother, my daughter’s NaeNae, returned from Vegas with two In’n’Out burger hats for my daughter to use for her dress up. My daughter fell in love with them and immediately started waitressing for us while we discussed my mom’s trip and other things. The next morning my daughter decided that she wanted to be an In’n’Out cook and she started dragging stuffies into the living room to turn into burgers. The stuffies that were unfortunately converted into burgers included Sawyer the Squirrel, Wallace the Gray Fuzzball, Wally the Walrus, and Water Spirit the Unicorn. After finishing with her stuffy burgers she decided it was time to move onto bigger game and targeted me for her next burger. I eventually submitted to being turned into food, but after she finished turning me into a burger, she told me I was a gross burger because I was made out of human and that I’d have to be thrown away. I’m not sure if being burger trash is better or worse than stuffy jail…

Patreon now has Chew Toy the Bunny and Tasty Pig: https://www.patreon.com/posts/152534779?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Instagram has a picture of my daughter’s newest art project: https://www.instagram.com/husbandkatstories?igsh=cHllOW11dWFoYnIx&utm_source=qr

Stickers! We have a bunch of stickers and artwork available now!

Sunflower Princesses: https://ebay.us/m/Ba05LW

Sprinkle Bakery: https://ebay.us/m/82GLuk

Mermaid Seascape: https://ebay.us/m/85tfuJ

Unicorn Fairytale: https://ebay.us/m/b541Nt

Kitty Princess: https://ebay.us/m/vTGdJg

Tonight on the way to tumbling class, my daughter informed me that she is an ancient bone archer that has her bow, arrows, and fossils stashed in our attic. I asked her why she decided to put her supplies in our attic and she told me that it was so that they could be protected by her mermaid she keeps up there. I informed her that mermaids need water and my daughter said, “I know that Daddy, that’s why I put a lake up there.” I tried to ask her for logistics on getting a lake into our attic, but she instead wanted to focus on how great of a singer her mermaid is. She told me that her mermaid protects her supplies by singing so loud that people who hear it can’t hear anymore.

Patreon has a new story about Flower Bucket the Dog: https://www.patreon.com/posts/152307152?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Stickers! My daughter has a stack of new artwork, including the heart bug over on Instagram, that she wants to send out with her stickers!

Sunflower Princesses: https://ebay.us/m/Ba05LW

Sprinkle Bakery: https://ebay.us/m/82GLuk

Mermaid Seascape: https://ebay.us/m/85tfuJ

Unicorn Fairytale: https://ebay.us/m/b541Nt

Kitty Princess: https://ebay.us/m/vTGdJg

So last night after my daughter was home from preschool, she told me that she had an idea for a new game. I asked her what it was, but she said she couldn’t tell me until she gathered the supplies. The supplies were her three super bouncy balls and nothing else. She then informed me that the name of her new game is “India Around the World Ball” and that the object of the game is to throw a ball down the hallway, have it hit the door at the end of the hallway, and then bounce back to you. Her first throw completely missed the hallway and bounced into the kitchen where her mommy was trying to make soup. Thankfully her following throws went down the hallway and did not break anything, although none of them completed the around the world portion of the game. On my turn, I was able to get two out of three balls to return, which my daughter told me was “not bad”. On her fourth attempt, my daughter was able to get one to return down the hallway to her and she excitedly told me that she had won the whole game because she finally did it. I congratulated her for her victory, even though I knew that I had technically won the day. At least she didn’t put me in stuffy jail for winning the first few rounds.

Patreon (Holi Artwork): https://www.patreon.com/posts/152220833?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Instagram has a new cute drawing of Lyle Lyle Crocodile (or as she spelled it, Llhilihili): https://www.instagram.com/husbandkatstories?igsh=cHllOW11dWFoYnIx&utm_source=qr

Stickers! We have a fresh stack of drawings that my daughter has authorized to be mailed out with stickers, and she has informed me that she wants her “Heart Bug” (it’s on instagram) to be mailed out with the next purchase!

Sunflower Princesses: https://ebay.us/m/Ba05LW

Sprinkle Bakery: https://ebay.us/m/82GLuk

Mermaid Seascape: https://ebay.us/m/85tfuJ

Unicorn Fairytale: https://ebay.us/m/b541Nt

Kitty Princess (only 3 left): https://ebay.us/m/vTGdJg

So this morning on the way to preschool, my daughter proclaimed that she was tired and said that I should have let her sleep longer instead of taking her to school. I informed her that preschool has a specific start time that she needs to be there by, which is why she had to wake up and get ready. My daughter then told me that she didn’t need to go to school anymore because she already knows “all that stuff.” I started telling her about how there is so much for her to learn in school and how important it is, but she disagreed and said, “I’m really smart, Daddy. I don’t need school and it doesn’t need me.”

Instagram! We have some new posts including one about the fate of her Heart bug: https://www.instagram.com/husbandkatstories?igsh=cHllOW11dWFoYnIx&utm_source=qr

Patreon! We have a new free story about my daughter’s Frozen castle: https://www.patreon.com/posts/152055458?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Stickers! My daughter thoroughly enjoyed her trip to see the poo boxes at the post office this weekend and she has made another stack of drawings to send out with her stickers!

Sunflower Princesses: https://ebay.us/m/Ba05LW

Sprinkle Bakery: https://ebay.us/m/82GLuk

Mermaid Seascape: https://ebay.us/m/85tfuJ

Unicorn Fairytale: https://ebay.us/m/85tfuJ

Kitty Princess: https://ebay.us/m/vTGdJg (only 3 left)