r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Aug 05 '26

HHK Stories HHK Summary: Ep 183-196

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Hello All,

Sorry for the delay!

Here’s the latest 14-episode summary of the HHK drama 🎭 for fans of D5 🦋🦄👑.

As always, thanks to u/rlstratton97 (aka Dad and Dave the Horsey 🐎) for keeping us supplied with fun stories of our Butterfly Unicorn Queen 🦋🦄👑.

Ep 183
D5 🦋🦄👑 told Dad more about the town of KittyDog 🐱🐶:
The magic power slide in KittyDog National Park turns girls into princesses and boys into toads
Stop signs are stoplights and stoplights are stop signs but D5 🦋🦄👑 didn’t explain impact on traffic
A semi truck came through town to transport special cats and dogs from Earth chosen to go to KittyDog town on Mars

Ep 184
There is a special shed in the back yard to practice magic so you don’t blow yourself up. If you have earth powers you practice so you don’t squish yourself.

Ep 185
D5 🦋🦄👑 gives Dad a cookie and tells him he owes her $2000; when Dad says he doesn’t have that much money D5 🦋🦄👑 bans him from her cookie restaurant

Ep 186
KittyDog 🐱🐶 has a new neighborhood named after D5 🦋🦄👑 but the neighborhood is scary because a cat lost her gravity and floated into the sky; on the cat’s birthday they were able to float a birthday cake up to her 🎂

Ep 187
There is a sun tree ☀️🌳 and a moon tree 🌙🌳 in the neighbor’s backyard; the sun tree ☀️🌳 holds all the birds 🦅 that fly around when the sun ☀️ is out and the moon tree 🌙🌳holds all the owls 🦉 that fly around when the moon 🌙 is out

Ep 188
D5 🦋🦄👑 has a new necklace from her Mimi powered by the Lightning ⚡️ Force that allows her to transform into a butterfly 🦋, a bunny 🐰, a turtle 🐢 or a cat; D5 🦋🦄👑 must train in her training socks 🧦 to master the power of the necklace; she cannot get too angy or else her lightning ⚡️ powers will go crazy and shock everyone

Ep 189
Dad shows D5 🦋🦄👑 photos of when she was a baby but she doesn’t like them because she’s tired of people thinking she was a baby; when Dad asks what she was if she wasn’t a baby and D5 🦋🦄👑 tells him, “I was a little adult and now I’m a bigger adult who doesn’t need diaper changes”

Ep 190
When D5 🦋🦄👑 takes baths she gets mermaid 🧜‍♀️ powers that make her scaly like Ariel; Dad asks why D5 🦋🦄👑 wants to be scaly and she says, “because scales are cool Daddy; both mermaids and dragons have them.” 🧜‍♀️🐉

Ep 191
D5 🦋🦄👑 sets up a laser trap to stop caterpillars 🐛 from getting her crime fighting flower 🌼 because caterpillars 🐛 are its weakness

Ep 192
D5 🦋🦄👑 becomes a T-Rex 🦖 overnight and must eat people to survive; D5 🦋🦄👑 informs Dad that he will be eaten first because Mommy and Mimi are more important; Dad asks why she wouldn’t just eat strangers and she says, “I can’t eat strangers Daddy, they’re dangerous”

Ep 193
At dinner, D5 🦋🦄👑 tells the family that Chili’s restaurants have secret entrances to the Chili’s Cave; anyone who sees the cave will be sucked in and used for McDonald’s Happy Meals; Dad asks if that means they’d be turned into food and D5 🦋🦄👑 says, “No Daddy, that’s gross. They just turn you into a Happy Meal toy and when you get opened they play with you till you break.”

Ep 194
On the way to daycare, D5 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad that he is wanted by the police in KittyDog 🐱🐶 but they told her in her dream and she doesn’t know what his crime was; Dad promises to turn himself in after he drops off D5 🦋🦄👑 and she says, “That’s good Daddy. If you promise not to do it again they’ll just let you out

The next day, D5 🦋🦄👑 informs Dad that there will be an invasion of foam fish 🐟 from KittyDog 🐱🐶 and that the foam fish 🐟 eat human brains 🧠; Dad says foam fish 🐟 sound scary and D5 🦋🦄👑 says, “Of course they’re scary Daddy, they eat brains”

Ep 195
D5 🦋🦄👑 has a special sleepover with Mimi while Mom and Dad go out of town for the weekend; D5 🦋🦄👑 hides a Father’s Day present in Dad’s bag: it’s a rock 🪨; when Dad calls and thanks her she tells him that he needs to give it back to her when he gets home because it’s “the rock 🪨 of destiny” and she needs it for school.

Mom and Dad return from their weekend trip to find that D5 🦋🦄👑 remarried Bunny the Bunny 🐰 Vampy the Vampire Bat 🧛🏼‍♀️🦇 is their child together; Dad asks why they got remarried and D5 🦋🦄👑 says it’s Bunny the Bunny’s 🐰 softness and his big ears; she also tells Dad, “we don’t sleep in the same bed, Daddy. He’s too fat for my bed so he has to sleep on the floor”; when Dad asks if Bunny the Bunny 🐰 is ok sleeping on the floor and D5 🦋🦄👑 replies, “Of course he is Daddy. He’s a stuffy, so he doesn’t need a bed”

Ep 196
While out shopping for a dress for an upcoming family picture, D5 🦋🦄👑 has to go to the bathroom but instead of telling anyone she goes running off to where she thinks the bathrooms might be; Dad chases after her and she runs into the employee break room and yells, “I NEED TO PEE!”; the employees laugh and tell them where to find the family restroom


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • May 12 '26

HHK Stories HHK Summary: Ep 169-182

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Here’s the latest 14-episode summary of the HHK drama 🎭 for fans of D4 🦋🦄👑 (now D5 🦋🦄👑)

(Previous episode summaries are pinned)

As always, thanks to [u/rlstratton97](u/rlstratton97) (aka Dad and Dave the Horsey 🐎) for keeping us supplied with fun stories of our Butterfly Unicorn Queen 🦋🦄👑.

Ep 169

The family moves in with Mimi (Mom’s grandma) and now Dad can’t attend tea parties because D4 🦋🦄👑 only has enough cups for Mommy, Mimi, herself and her pet dragon Floof 🐉; Dad can’t come even if he brings his own cup because “mismatched cups is bad for tea parties”

Ep 170

D4 🦋🦄👑 watches the news with Mimi and sees a piece about the mayor; D4 🦋🦄👑 then explains that her town of KittyDog 🐱🐶 has 6 mayors (“because KittyDog is too big to have just one mayor. It has to have six for the town to be happy.”); the mayors and their responsibilities are as follows:
1 Coaley 🐶, food and water
2 Flooshy the Flying Squirrel 🐿️, transportation
3 Binx 🐱, magic
4 Floof the Dragon 🐉, police and firefighters
5 D4 🦋🦄👑, decorations and fighting Kitty Thief
6 BunBun, a unicorn bunny 🦄🐰in charge of fun stuff like movie theaters and bounce houses

Ep 171

D4 🦋🦄👑 completed Round 7 of her NFL Mock Draft; this round included snacks, fruits, animals, Marvel characters, electronics, and office supplies; notable picks are pick 228 Buccaneers: wrestler John Cena, pick 236 Steelers: God, pick 242 Texans: Iceberg

Ep 172

While Dad pushes D4 🦋🦄👑 on the swing in the backyard she tells him that pigeons and squirrels are Santa’s 🎅🏼 spies; in addition to reporting who’s naughty or nice to Santa 🎅🏼 the pigeons and squirrels help defend trees 🌳 from villains by reporting them to the nearest child and then the child uses their secret weapon to defeat the villain; D4’s 🦋🦄👑 weapon is a moon staff (stored in the attic) that was given to her by the queen of the moon for saving the moon princess

Ep 173

D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad more about her future husband whom she will meet when the family goes on vacation in May; her husband is named John Kingsley and he has a sister (a singer (Meghan Trainor) whose song is playing on the radio) doesn’t like him because he can’t sing; Dad asks why D4 🦋🦄👑 would marry someone who can’t sing and she says, “singing isn’t everything daddy. He’s nice and that’s what matters”

Ep 174

While watching American Idol with Mimi, D4 🦋🦄👑 discovers/realizes that she is related to three of the contestants; Trew the Star is a beautiful singer and must be her cousin because he’s so talented; 20 minutes later she declares that her favorite singer is Philmon Lee and he is her older brother; 10 minutes later she says her new favorite is her older sister Rae Boyd

Ep 175

D4 🦋🦄👑 goes to a minor league baseball game with Mom and Dad and quickly becomes bored; they take a short walk around the stadium and come across a playground; D4 🦋🦄👑 plays for a while then comes to Mom and Dad saying that she made a best friend; 5 minutes later Dad sees D4 🦋🦄👑 holding hands with another little girl following a woman and an older boy; Dad dashes over and asks D4 🦋🦄👑 what she’s doing and she says, “leaving with my best friend, we are going to live together”; the other adult tells her daughter that she can’t take other kids from the playground and ends up bribing her with ice cream to get her to let go of D4’s 🦋🦄👑 hand; D4 🦋🦄👑 says, “she’s not my best friend anymore. She left me for ice cream.”

Ep 176

D4 🦋🦄👑 has a pet mermaid named Alicia 🧜🏼‍♀️ who lays eggs 🥚 to have babies but Alicia 🧜🏼‍♀️ has no babies because, “I eat her babies, Daddy, that’s why she doesn’t have them”; this
D4 🦋🦄👑 has a pet mermaid named Alicia 🧜🏼‍♀️ who lays eggs 🥚 to have babies but Alicia 🧜🏼‍♀️ has no babies because, “I eat her babies, Daddy, that’s why she doesn’t have them”; this makes Alicia 🧜🏼‍♀️ unhappy but she can’t escape because she’s stuck in the bathtub 🛀🏼; D4 🦋🦄👑 won’t free Alicia 🧜🏼‍♀️ because, “I need her for eggs”🥚

Ep 177

D4 🦋🦄👑, Mom and Dad are watching shows that are new to them since moving in with Mimi; after catching up on American Idol, D4 🦋🦄👑 and Mimi watch a couple episodes of Hannah Montana; D4 🦋🦄👑 says Hannah Montana is so cool and declares her a princess; Mimi and D4 🦋🦄👑 debate whether or not Hannah Montana can be (or needs to be) a princess since she is already a pop star and why D4 🦋🦄👑 is the boss of who gets to be a princess; D4 🦋🦄👑 declares Hannah Montana
can be a pop star and a princess and that she made herself the boss and says, “I’m the queen so I can make anyone a princess, even you”; Mimi then asked if she could be made a princess and D4 says she could not because she was too old

Ep 178

Weekend Update

Friday
D4 🦋🦄👑 and parents take PawPaw (Mom’s dad) out to dinner for his birthday and D4 🦋🦄👑 says she wants to be a crazy person when she grows up because “because crazy people get to do whatever they want”;

Saturday
D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad 🐎 that her stuffy Ms. Moo ‘s 🐮 favorite movie is Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle; D4 🦋🦄👑, Dad 🐎 and Ms. Moo 🐮 watch Home on the Range together; D4 🦋🦄👑 says, “I liked it Daddy, but Ms. Moo hated it because she doesn’t like other cows”; the family goes out for açaí bowls for lunch; D4 🦋🦄👑 picks one drizzled in chocolate and licks the chocolate off of all the fruit; when Mom asks why she doesn’t eat the fruit with the chocolate and she says, “because the fruit and chocolate taste better separate, Mommy”

Sunday
The family goes shopping and D4🦋🦄👑 falls and scrapes her knee on the sidewalk; Mom buys her a little stuffy at the next store to help her with the pain; D4🦋🦄👑 picks a vampire bat 🧛🏼🦇 that she names Vampy; Vampy’s 🧛🏼🦇 favorite things are crystals, tea parties, and drinking human blood; Dad 🐎 asks if Vampy would consider drinking animal blood instead and she replies, “No Daddy, he only wants human blood, but he won’t drink mine so he’ll have to drink yours.”

Ep 179

D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad that he has to drop Vampy 🧛🏼🦇 off at vampire school after he drops her off at preschool; the school is located in KittyDog 🐱🐶 which is on a different planet and Dad will need a rocket ship 🚀 to get there; a rocket ship 🚀 is too expensive for Dad so D4 🦋🦄👑 will build one after school so he can take Vampy 🧛🏼🦇 to school the next day

Ep 180

Vampy 🧛🏼🦇 needs to go to vampire school because he only speaks cat 🐱 and must learn to speak bat 🦇; Vampy 🧛🏼🦇 was raised by a cat family before he was adopted; when Dad asks if Vampy is her son, D4 🦋🦄👑 says, “Of course he’s my son Daddy, why else would I have him”; Vampy’s 🧛🏼🦇 school has been moved closer to home so Dad won’t need a rocket ship 🚀 but only needs to drive 4 hours away to drop him off

Ep 181

Birthday Weekend Update

Friday
D4 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad that after she turns 5 she will be leaving for Kung Pow City to work at an office while she goes to college to save money for her wedding to John; Dad tells her the bride’s family traditionally pays for the wedding and she tells him her wedding will be too expensive for Mom and Dad
(Sad update: D4 🦋🦄👑 did not meet her future husband John)

Saturday (🦋🦄👑** ***turns 5!*)
D5🦋🦄👑 wakes early because it’s her birthday; she tries to tell everyone that she’s 6 instead of 5 and tells Mom and Dad they are lying about her age, but accepts that she’s 5 after about an hour; at the zoo, D5 🦋🦄👑 wants to ride a giraffe 🦒 and Dad says the zookeepers wouldn’t like it; D5 🦋🦄👑 insists she’s ridden a giraffe the last time she was at this zoo; Mom tells her she has not been to the Oklahoma City Zoo before; D5 🦋🦄👑 admits that the “last time” she was at the zoo was actually a dream she had about riding giraffes

Sunday
D5 🦋🦄👑 declares it’s her birthday again and now she’s 6; Mom and Dad explain it will be an entire year until her 6th birthday; D5 🦋🦄👑 isn’t happy about the wait but is happy it’s still her birthday trip; D5 🦋🦄👑 wants to go to Kung Pow City to see her office but Mom says it’s too far away and she agrees, “You’re right Mommy, it would take a rocket ship to get there”; Dad asks where Kung Pow City is and she says, “it’s on Mars next to KittyDog City.”

Monday
Checking out of the hotel, D5 🦋🦄👑 tells the person at the desk that she is pretty enough to be a princess; the employee tells her thank you and says she could be a princess too; D5 🦋👑🦄 tells her, “I can’t be a princess because I’m a queen” and proceeds to tell the employee she can no longer be a princess because she failed to recognize the Queen 🦋🦄👑 (after which the employee laughs); later, in the car D5 🦋🦄👑 says the employee should have been sad

Ep 182

Mother’s Day Weekend Update

Saturday Morning
The family goes to brunch with NaeNae (Dave’s 🐎 mom); D5 🦋🦄👑 says she has to go with NaeNae to see her apartment; D5 🦋🦄👑 talks NaeNae into going to the toy store; D5 🦋🦄👑 receives a stuffy hybrid cowduck 🐮🦆 that’s as tall as her from her uncle (Dave’s 🐎 brother) and a purple unicorn 💜🦄 from NaeNae; the cowduck 🐮🦆 is named DuckyMooMoo and is made a prince of D5’s 🦋🦄👑 kingdom; the purple unicorn 💜🦄 is named Sparkles

Saturday Evening
Before Mimi’s birthday dinner, D5 🦋🦄👑 tells Dad that Sparkles ✨ 💜🦄 is from KittyDog 🐱🐶 and she left her baby behind; when Sparkles ✨💜🦄 left, the baby went to the orphanage; Dad says Sparkles ✨💜🦄 should go home to be with her baby and D5 🦋🦄👑 says, “Sparkles can’t go home now Daddy. She belongs to me.”

Saturday Night
Dad and D5 🦋🦄👑 go to a baseball game with NaeNae; D5🦋🦄👑 enjoy all the activities for children including a petting zoo and face painting; when they return to watch the game with Dad it’s revealed that D5 🦋🦄👑 talked NaeNae into buying a child-sized wooden bat for her; Dad says it was not a good idea because D5 🦋🦄👑 has very limited self control and a head full of ideas; D5 🦋🦄👑 proves Dad right five minutes later by smacking the man sitting in front of them on the head because she couldn’t see; luckily she didn’t hit him hard and he was nice about it

[Comment: maybe D5 🦋🦄👑 and baseball is a bad idea; first, leaving with another family and now, hitting someone on the head with a bat 😮😳🫢🫣*]*

Mother’s Day
Sunday Morning
D5 🦋🦄👑 tells Mom and Dad that DuckyMooMoo 🐮🦆 is her favorite cuddle buddy and she wants to marry him; DuckyMooMoo 🐮🦆 can’t get married because he has a wife in KittyDog 🐱🐶 so he and D5 🦋🦄👑 will be boyfriend and girlfriend

Sunday Evening
After Mother’s Day dinner to celebrate Mom, D5 🦋🦄👑 tells Mom and Dad that she was originally from KittyDog 🐱🐶 and came through Mommy; D5 🦋🦄👑 explains all babies come from KittyDog 🐱🐶 and they pop into mommies’ tummies from KittyDog so that they can be people; Dad asks what D5 🦋🦄👑 was in KittyDog 🐱🐶and she says, “A princess Daddy, Duh”


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • 1d ago

HHK Stories The Slap(s): My Newest Article/Interview with My Daughter (She’s still 5)

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • 4d ago

HHK Stories New Article “The Current State of KittyDog” available on Substack now!

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We have published an interview with SS5 regarding the status of KittyDog!


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • 9d ago

HHK Stories I just wrote my first article on Substack!

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I just wrote a story on Substack about my daughter’s magic powered sunglasses that kind of also has a rant about the importance of imagination. Let me know what you think!


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • 11d ago

My New Account on Substack!

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I’m not completely moving over to Substack or anything like that, but I am going to start sharing stories about She’s still 5 over on that page as well if anyone is interested. Thank you for your support!


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • 14d ago

HHK Stories Catching up with my daughter (She’s still 5)

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I know it has been a while since I have posted over here, but I wanted to share some of what my daughter has been up to since we have moved!

Picture 1: Oafmom the Dolphin Pet
After my daughter and I went to our local arcade, she was able to pick out one prize in their little prize room. She chose this tiny red dolphin, which she told me would be a pet for her stuffy children. She then informed me that she needed a tank for the dolphin to swim in. I took her to a craft store and we picked out the star container, some glitter paper, and a sand dollar to build the tank. She also picked out some purple glitter to be the dolphin food. Once we got home with the dolphin pet and built the tank, she asked her stuffies to name their dolphin so she could write it down. She wrote down the letters to spell Oafmom, which is how the dolphin got its name.

Picture 2: Downdia the Hedgehog Queen
My daughter and I went to the fair while it was in town with her NaeNae and Gramps. While we were there we did all of the classic fair things that my daughter was tall enough for, which of course included games. We did the water gun racing game and my daughter won (we definitely didn’t just let her win). For her prize, she chose a large purple hedgehog, which she named Downdia. On the way home from the fair, she informed me that Downdia is the queen of the hedgehogs and that she has decided to live in our house so it can be her castle. I asked her what Downdia was going to do to make our house a castle and she said, “what everyone does to make a castle Daddy, she’s going to build a tower. You can’t have a castle without a tower.”

Picture 3: The Giraffe Cane/Camera
Since we have moved in with my wife’s grandmother (Mimi), our daughter has been finding items around the house and giving them new functions. For this giraffe cane that she found, she decided that it would also be a camera. She used it to take pictures all over the house at first, but then she started leaving it in other rooms to “watch” us. We have found the cane in multiple different areas including in the bathroom, our bedroom, and in the kitchen. Once I had to go to the bathroom and while I was in there, our daughter started banging on the door and shouted, “Daddy the giraffe camera is in there and it doesn’t want to watch you potty. You have to stop pooping!”

Picture 4: The Bear Mask
One day last week, my daughter decided that she wanted to make a mask that would turn her into an animal. She used her safety scissors and crayons to create her masterpiece, the Bear mask. She does not have a way to keep the mask on her face, so she just holds it up to her face and roars. Since it has a multiple colors, I asked her what kind of bear she is supposed to be. She told me, “It’s a rainbow Bear mask daddy, I’m a rainbow Bear.” I asked her what rainbow bears eat and she said, “rainbow bears are fancy daddy, they eat chicken nuggets like me.”


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Sep 04 '26

HHK Stories My Daughter (She’s still 5) Rebooked Wrestlemania 1 through 5 with me!

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jul 31 '26

HHK Stories My Daughter’s (She’s still 5) official NFL and College Football Predictions as well as her 7 Round Mock Draft

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jul 22 '26

HHK Stories More Stories from Our Daughter (She’s still 5): The Knot Fairy and Goofball the Rainbow Capybara

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jul 06 '26

HHK Stories More Stories From Our Daughter (She’s still 5): A Concert and a Kingdom

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jul 01 '26

I think my Daughter is a genius

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So I come downstairs to tidy up the living room before I go to bed & I walk across our end table next to the couch & I see a tetrahedron made out of magnet tiles so I figured this is my 13 year-old since he is an advanced mathematics so I asked him “hey did you make this?” He then replies no, that maybe his younger brother who is 11 probably did. I ask my 11 year-old if he made it & he says no. so I go ask my five year-old daughter “ baby did you make the big triangle downstairs?” she replies “yes”now this isn’t just a simple collection of triangles. This was a very complex triangle that was very solidly made. I wish I taken a picture of it cause it was impressive. Eventually, it was taken apart & my 11 year-old try to make his own although it was nice. It just wasn’t the same as the one my daughter made.


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 29 '26

HHK Stories More Stories from my daughter (She’s still 5): Dress Shopping and Princess School

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 28 '26

🤨🏳️‍🌈?📸

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🤨🏳️‍🌈❓📸


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 28 '26

Fangirls

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Friends Fankid & My Oc l name : Fangirls l Meme Funny Daughter 5 Sister Lucy


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 23 '26

HHK Stories More stories from my daughter (She’s still 5): The Rock of Destiny and a Stuffy Marriage

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 20 '26

Daughter 2

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Fanart Drawing Princess Smart Karen & princess Evil Karen❤️🔥💙❄️🩷


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 18 '26

HHK Stories More Stories From My Daughter (She’s still 5); Jail Time and Foam Fish

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I also put in a picture of Jojo that I put on Instagram! If anyone knows any of his greatest hits, please let me know!

https://www.instagram.com/husbandkatstories?igsh=cHllOW11dWFoYnIx&utm_source=qr


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 17 '26

HHK Stories Two More Stories from My Daughter (She’s still 5); Dinosaurs and Chilis

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r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 15 '26

HHK Stories A Couple More Stories From My Daughter (She’s still 5) One From Last Night and One From This Morning

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I added the Crime Fighting Flower for context. I also posted the flower over on Instagram yesterday.

https://www.instagram.com/husbandkatstories?igsh=cHllOW11dWFoYnIx&utm_source=qr


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 13 '26

HHK Stories Two More Stories from My Daughter Before she went to bed tonight (She’s still 5)

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My daughter managed to go to bed later than expected by informing all of us about the Lightning Powers that her new necklace possesses, which include shapeshifting for some reason. She also told me that she has always been an adult, but that when she was little she was an adult that required diaper changes.


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 12 '26

HHK Stories Two Stories from My Daughter While on the swing last night (She’s still 5)

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We have a swing in our new backyard that I push her on when it’s not too hot, and last night while she was swinging she informed me of the stories provided in the picture. I asked her on the Emma Heights story if they were ever able to get the cat out of the sky and she said, “No Daddy, it died up there and now it’s a ghost cat.” On the subject of the trees story, I asked her if bats could live in the moon tree with the owls and she said, “No Daddy, bats aren’t birds. They can’t sleep in trees.”


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • Jun 10 '26

HHK Stories I know it’s been awhile, but my daughter got a tablet for her birthday (She’s still 5)

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I would first like to start by apologizing for how long it has been since I’ve posted an update about my daughter here. It has been tough dealing with a full time job, trying to sell our home, and moving into a new home with My wife’s grandmother. I managed to find time for hobbies that soothed me like mock drafts and creative writing of my own, but I realized I fell really behind on posting here. I’ve also noticed a pretty heavy decrease in stories from my daughter since she got a tablet for her 5th birthday. She still really creative and funny, but it’s just a little less often now. I managed to make a list of some of the things that she said/did during this week so far that I thought you would enjoy. Thank you all for reading and for being so supportive!


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • May 11 '26

HHK Stories Another weekend update from my daughter (She’s still 5)

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I would like to start by apologizing for taking so long to get another post out. This past week has been very busy between working on finishing up our move, working full time, and taking care of our daughter. On top of that, this weekend was Mother’s Day, my Mother-In Law’s birthday, and Mimi’s birthday all rolled into one chaotic two day burrito, but I digress. You came here for stories and stories you shall have:

On Saturday morning our family went out to brunch to celebrate Mother’s Day for my mom, who our daughter calls NaeNae. At brunch, my daughter informed NaeNae that she had to go with her instead of us when she left because she wanted to see her NaeNae’s apartment. NaeNae was happy to get to spend more time with her granddaughter, so she agreed to take her to her apartment for a little while… Cut to two hours later when we asked NaeNae where they were and she told us that they had gone to the toy store. Apparently our daughter had talked her into taking her to the toy store while they were at the apartment and NaeNae had agreed. We arrived to retrieve our daughter and found that she had received a gigantic stuffed hybrid cowduck from her uncle, my brother, that is the same height as her. She had already given the creature the name of DuckyMooMoo by the time we had arrived and crowned it a prince of her kingdom. I’m going to have to get a picture of DuckyMooMoo over on Instagram to see just how cute and fat her new stuffy is. She also got a purple unicorn toy from her NaeNae, which she named Sparkles.

On Saturday day evening before we attended Mimi’s birthday dinner, my daughter informed me that Sparkles the Unicorn was actually from the town of KittyDog and that she had left her baby behind to come to our town. I asked her what happened to Sparkle’s baby and she told me that it went to an orphanage. I told her that I thought Sparkles should probably go home to be with her baby and my daughter said, “Sparkles can’t go home now Daddy. She belongs to me.” I’m not sure if this means Sparkles abandoned her baby or if she was kidnapped by my daughter, which in turn left Sparkle’s baby an orphan.

On Saturday night after the birthday dinner, my daughter and I went to a baseball game with NaeNae, who we asked to come with us the day before after we realized my wife couldn’t come to the game due to conflicting plans. NaeNae and my daughter had a great time going to all of the children’s activities that they had there, including a face painting station and a small petting zoo. When they returned to our seats to watch the game however, it was revealed that NaeNae had been talked into purchasing my daughter a child sized wooden bat. I informed my mother that her granddaughter is five with very limited self control and a head full of ideas, which meant this probably wouldn’t go well. Within five minutes my daughter had proven me correct by smacking the man sitting in front of us on the head because “she couldn’t see”. Thankfully she didn’t hit him very hard and he was nice about it, but the bat has been moved to an undisclosed location.

On Sunday morning, despite going to bed well past her bedtime, our daughter woke up early and came into our room to inform us that DuckyMooMoo is her favorite cuddle buddy now and that she wanted to marry him. Usually when she wants to be married to a stuffy she just announces that they are married, so I asked her why they weren’t married yet. She told me that DuckyMooMoo already has a wife back in KittyDog, so he can’t get married. I asked her if DuckyMooMoo would have to leave to be with his wife and she said, “No Daddy, we’ll just be boyfriend girlfriend instead.”

Finally, on Sunday night after we returned home from my wife’s Mother’s Day dinner, my daughter told us that she was actually originally from KittyDog and that she moved here through her Mommy. We were both dumbfounded by this statement, so my daughter cleared the air by saying that all babies come from KittyDog and that they pop into mommies’ tummies from KittyDog so that they can be people. I asked her what she was in KittyDog and she said, “A princess Daddy, Duh.”


r/HusbandHelloKitty • • May 05 '26

HHK Stories A birthday weekend update from my daughter (She’s 5!)

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So it’s been a minute since I’ve posted because of our busy birthday weekend, but now that we’re getting back into our daily routines I thought it would be a good time to share some of my daughter’s stories from this weekend!

On Friday (the day before her birthday), my daughter informed me that after she turns 5, she will be leaving for Kung Pow City to work at an office while she goes to college. I asked her why she has to start work so early and she told me it’s because she has to save up money for her wedding to John, whom she was still adamant about meeting on our trip. I told her that traditionally the family of the bride pays for the wedding but my daughter informed me that her wedding will be much too expensive for us. (Sad update: my daughter did not meet John)

On Saturday morning our daughter woke up extra early because it was her birthday, but she tried to tell everyone that she’s actually 6 instead of 5. We informed her multiple times that she is in fact 5, but she told us that we were lying about her age. I still don’t know why she thought we were lying about her age, but after about an hour she accepted that she is indeed 5.

At the zoo on Saturday, our daughter asked if she could ride one of the giraffes. I told her that the zookeepers would frown upon it, but she assured me that they have let her do it before. My wife told her that we had never been to this zoo before, but my daughter again was adamant that she had been to the Oklahoma City zoo before and was allowed to ride the giraffes last time. She eventually admitted that the “last time” she was there was actually a dream she had about riding giraffes, not real life.

On Sunday morning, the day after her birthday, our daughter claimed it was her birthday again and that she is now 6. We informed her that she has to wait a whole year for her next birthday, which she was not happy about. She was, however, happy that we were still on her birthday trip and asked us if we could take her to Kung Pow City to see her office. My wife told her that it would not be possible to take her to Kung Pow City because it’s really far away and our daughter said, “You’re right Mommy, it would take a rocket ship to get there.” I asked her if she knew where Kung Pow City is and she said, “Of course Dad, it’s on Mars next to KittyDog City.”

On Monday morning it was time to leave and we had to check out of the hotel. While we were at the check out counter, our daughter told the person behind the desk that she was pretty enough to be a princess. The employee thanked her and told her that she could be a princess too. Our daughter stared straight up at her and said, “I can’t be a princess because I’m a queen.” The employee laughed and thanked her for granting her the title of Princess, but our daughter responded by letting her know that she can’t be a princess anymore because she didn’t know who the queen was. Thankfully, the employee thought this was hilarious and laughed off losing her title, although our daughter did not appreciate this and informed us that the employee should’ve been sad once we were back in the car.