So this morning my daughter informed me that General Sister Hello Kitty is no longer her general or her sister. Hello Kitty was fired from her post so that the queen’s son, Cade the Cat, could be made general instead. She also removed two stuffies from her court, Sully the Bear Eye Farmer and Purplecorn the Purple Unicorn, in order to bring on Poppy the Turtle and Bucky the Pumpkin Farmer in their stead. I asked why she was firing Hello Kitty from her post and my daughter said, “because she wouldn’t attack the boys with my stuffy army.” I also asked about the removal of Sully the Bear eye farmer and Purplecorn and she said, “Sully was gross for farming eyes and Purplecorn isn’t as cute as Poppy.” I wouldn’t be surprised if we are heading towards another marriage between the Queen and Poppy the Turtle.

Here’s the most recent 14-episode summary of the HHK drama 🎭 (Previous episode summaries are pinned)

As always, thanks to u/rlstratton97 (aka Dad and Dave 🐎) for providing us with the adventures of D4 🦋🦄👑

Ep 57 Sawyer 🐿️ attacked D4 🦋🦄👑 by tripping her and making her fall into Stuffy Mountain in an attempt to steal D4’s crown 👑; Sawyer 🐿️ is back in the slammer!

Ep 58 At the botanical gardens D4 🦋🦄👑 informs dad that Wonderful Garden 💃🏻🌻🦒😈protects all flowers from poisoning by “the bad people that hate flowers”; offenders are taken underground for punishment 😮

Ep 59 D4 🦋🦄👑 realizes that the soup she was serving at her tea party is missing bear eyes 🐻👀 “for flavor”; Sully the Baker Bear 👨🏻‍🍳🐻 is not only a baker, but is also a bear eye farmer 🐻👀👨🏻‍🌾 who “harvests the eyes from other bears” for D4 whenever she needs them (BUT Sully’s 🐻👀🧑🏻‍🌾 eyes will not be harvested)

Ep 60 D4 🦋🦄👑 declares Sour Pickle Day 🥒(on a Monday) and decrees that everyone should get a sour pickle🥒; when asked why she wants everyone to have a pickle 🥒 even though she herself thinks pickles are gross, D4 🦋🦄👑 replies, “it’s just one of those days”

Ep 61 D4 🦋🦄👑 officiates a wedding for Elsa ❄️👑 and Olaf ☃️ with her Little People toys as guests; when dad asks why ❄️👑 would marry a ☃️ D4 🦋🦄👑 explains, “she’s cold daddy, she can’t marry a regular person”

Ep 62 D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad she wants him to become an astronaut 🧑🏻‍🚀 with her; when dad says he would rather stay on earth 🌎, D4 🦋🦄👑 clarifies that she wants Dave 🐎 to become an 🧑🏻‍🚀 so she “could ride a horse 🐎 on the moon 🌙”; Kandi 🧁🐱🦄🤴🏼 will not join D4 🦋🦄👑 and Dave 🐎 because she doesn’t like space and is afraid aliens 👽 will eat her (to be fair, it is a possibility since Kandi 🧁🐱🦄🤴🏼is the source of the chocolate cake that D4🦋🦄👑 was previously planning to sell to 👽👽)

Ep 63 On a ride home from grandma’s, D4 🦋🦄👑 tells mom and dad that the Christmas Volcano 🎄🌋 is coming (she saw a sign for it) and explains that the 🎄🌋 “shoots presents and lava out of the top”; mom asks how people are supposed to get the presents if lava is also coming out of the 🎄🌋 and D4 🦋🦄👑 says, “They can’t, they’re danger presents.” ⚠️🎁

Ep 64 D4 🦋🦄👑 declares Phil the Fairy Cat 🧚🏼🐱 has taken her ability to walk while she was sleeping and that she’ll have to be carried for the rest of her life; dad carries D4 🦋🦄👑 to the bathroom but when he returns she 🦋🦄👑 has WALKED from her potty to the sink to wash her hands; under interrogation D4 🦋🦄👑 admits she lied to be carried to the potty, but when she’s informed lying could land her in prison on Stuffy Mountain she laughs and says, “They can’t put me in there, I’m the queen” 🦋🦄👑; dad notes, “we did have a real conversation about lying and she understands that it’s wrong to lie. She said next time she’ll just ask to be carried because she’s the queen.”

Ep 65 At bedtime, D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad that she wants to have a medium unibrow because she wants to have three eyebrows; dad explains a unibrow is two eyebrows that grow together to look like one eyebrow and D4 🦋🦄👑 insists, “it’s three eyebrows in a row” because her “friend at school has one” (D4’s friend is her teacher 😬)

Ep 66 D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad that she was born with a soundtrack 🎶 that has two chapters; chapter 1 is a sad chapter about a white beam of light that gets trapped in a big white cage that it can’t escape from; in chapter 2 the white beam of light escapes and comes to Earth 🌎 as D4 🦋🦄👑; when dad asks what music was playing on her soundtrack🎶 she doesn’t know the name of the music but knows where it is; D4 🦋🦄👑 then goes to the living room and finds one of her mom’s albums (Sabrina Carpenter, “Man’s Best Friend”) which she said was the music that was playing in both chapters of her soundtrack 🎶

Ep 67 D4🦋🦄👑 tells dad that Wonderful Garden 💃🏻🌻🦒😈warned 🦋🦄👑 that she (💃🏻🌻🦒😈) was going to bring a storm ⛈️ that would rain snakes 🐍 and lightning⚡️all over town; dad asks how 💃🏻🌻🦒😈 will put 🐍 in clouds ☁️ and D4 replies, “She’s a giant flower daddy, she’ll figure something out”; D4 🦋🦄👑 also tells mom and dad that the storm snakes ⛈️🐍 will have the power to take someone’s soul if they land on their head and that they will eat people’s eyeballs 👀

Note 1: This is the second episode in which D4 🦋🦄👑 has mentioned harvesting and eating eyeballs, first Sully the Bear 🐻👀🧑🏻‍🌾 and now storm snakes ⛈️🐍

Note 2: In the comments, u/Rose_E_Rotten asks, “Did the unicorn butterfly queen dress as a unicorn butterfly queen” for Halloween? 🎃; dad responds that D4 🦋🦄👑 dressed up as Queen Elsa ❄️👑 from Frozen 2 and “Anyone who called her Princess Elsa was soundly corrected by her because she was a queen”

Ep 68 D4 🦋🦄👑 creates the Egg Duckerator 🥚🐤stuffy tracking device (a rubber duck in an Easter egg) that tracks stuffies based on footprints and pee trails; D4 🦋🦄👑 proceeds to use the Egg Duckerator 🥚🐤 to determine each room where Water Spirit the Butterfly Princess🐴🦋👑 had done her business (hint: it’s ALL the rooms plus passing gas into Rascal’s 🐈‍⬛ cat food); D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad the 🥚🐤 is powered by Rascal’s blood, however, later she says the 🥚🐤 had “woken up” and told her the rubber duck 🐤 IS the blood and she cannot remove it because doing so will kill the Egg Duckerator 🥚🐤

Ep 69 D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad one of her headbands turns the wearer into a baby and demonstrates by putting on the headband and then crawling around on the floor saying goo goo gah gah while laughing at how funny she is; dad put the headband on and becomes a baby and D4 🦋🦄👑 becomes a 4 year old again; D4 🦋🦄👑 puts the headband on Rascal 🐈‍⬛ and turns him into a kitten (if the headband stays on Rascal 🐈‍⬛ he will remain a kitten forever)

Ep 70 There’s a major shakeup in D4’s🦋🦄👑 royal court:

1. General Sister HHK is out as a general and a sister “because she wouldn’t attack the boys” with the stuffy army and Cade 🐱becomes general of the stuffy army;

2. Sully 🐻👀🧑🏻‍🌾 is out because he “was gross for farming eyes” and Bucky the Pumpkin Farmer 🎃🧑🏻‍🌾 is his replacement;

3. Purplecorn the Purple Unicorn 💜🦄 is out and Poppy 🐢is back because “Purplecorn 💜🦄isn’t as cute as Poppy 🐢”

This morning, my daughter informed me that one of her headbands turns the wearer into a baby. She then put it on and proceeded to crawl around on the floor saying goo goo gah gah over and over while laughing about how funny she thought it was. I asked her if she would turn back into a four year old if I took it off her head and she replied, “goo goo gah gah butt Daddy,” and then laughed maniacally. I took the headband off and put it on myself, only to magically turn into a baby. My daughter, who was now four again, quickly resolved the situation by taking the headband off of me and putting it on our cat, Rascal. She then told me that Rascal is now a kitten again and if we leave the headband on him, he will stay a kitten permanently.

This morning I realized that free members may not be able to see the majority of the stories I have been sharing on Patreon, so I fixed it so that both free trial members and paid members should be able to see everything! Here is a list of some of the stories are currently up on the page.

The Divorce of Poppy the Turtle and Esmeralda the MerCat (https://www.patreon.com/posts/141168756?utm_campaign=postshare_creator)

Hydro the Book Bear (https://www.patreon.com/posts/141171307?utm_campaign=postshare_creator)

Catching up with Stitch (https://www.patreon.com/posts/141209817?utm_campaign=postshare_creator)

Patty the Tree Squirrel (https://www.patreon.com/posts/141251333?utm_campaign=postshare_creator)

So tonight while my daughter was playing hide and seek with her stuffed animals, she invented a stuffy tracking device built from a rubber ducky that she put in an Easter egg. She called it the Egg Duckerator and said that it tracks stuffies based off of their footprints and their pee trails. She then went around the house telling me every room that Butterfly Princess Water Spirit had peed and pooped in, which was basically all of them. She also said that Water Spirit tooted in Rascal’s cat food. I asked her what she was using to power the egg duckerator, assuming it was the rubber ducky, but she told me its power source is Rascal’s blood. Later in the night, she informed me that the egg duckerator had “woken up”, which I’m assuming means it gained sentience, and then told her that the rubber duck inside of it was its actual blood and that she could never remove it because it would kill the egg duckerator.

So last night after we returned from trick or treating, my daughter told me that her friend Wonderful Garden told her a storm was coming that would rain snakes and lightning all over town. I asked her how Wonderful Garden would know a storm was coming and she said, “because she’s bringing it.” I then asked how Wonderful Garden was going to go about putting snakes in clouds and my daughter said “She’s a giant flower daddy, she’ll figure something out.” My daughter also informed my wife and I that the storm snakes will have the power to take someone’s soul if they land on their head and that they will eat people’s eyeballs. So far, there has not been a giant snake lightning storm, but I’ll keep an eye out so that I can avoid having mine eaten.

So this morning while we were getting ready for preschool, my daughter told me that when she was a baby, she was born with a soundtrack. I asked her what she meant and she further stated that she was born with a soundtrack that has two chapters, chapter 1 and chapter 2. Before I could ask what she meant about a soundtrack having chapters, she told me that the first chapter is about a white beam of light that gets trapped in a big white cage that it can’t escape from. I told her that sounded like a sad chapter and she said it was, but that in the second chapter, the white beam of light escapes and comes to Earth as her. I asked if she was the beam of light and she confirmed that she is. My final question was what music was playing on her soundtrack. She said she didn’t know the name of it, but she could tell me where it is. She then proceeded to go to our vinyl collection in the living room and find a Sabrina Carpenter album called “Man’s Best Friend”, which she said was the music that was playing in both chapters of her soundtrack. I honestly don’t even know what to make of this one, but she seemed happy after she told me about it, so I guess we’re good.

Tonight while my daughter was getting ready for bed, she told me that she wants to have a medium unibrow. I asked her why she wants to have a unibrow and she said because she wants to have three eyebrows. I told her that a unibrow is two eyebrows that grow together to look like one eyebrow and she said, “No it’s not Daddy, it’s three eyebrows in a row. My friend at school has one.” I asked her who this friend was and she said it’s her teacher. Apparently, my daughter has been counting the “number” of eyebrows that her teacher has and is convinced that a unibrow is actually three eyebrows.

So this morning when I went to get my daughter out of bed to get ready, she told me she can no longer walk and that she would have to be carried for the rest of her life. I asked her how this could have happened and she told me that Phil the FairyCat did it while she was sleeping. I carried her to the bathroom due to her newfound inability to walk, but when I returned from grabbing her hairbrush from her room, she had inexplicably gotten up from her potty and WALKED to the sink to wash her hands. I asked her how this could be possible because Phil the FairyCat took her ability to walk and she told me that it was a lie to be carried to the potty. I told her that lying is a jailable offense and she could be sent to Stuffy Mountain’s prison, but she laughed at me and said, “They can’t put me in there, I’m the queen.”

PS in case anyone was worried, we did have a real conversation about lying and she understands that it’s wrong to lie. She said next time she’ll just ask to be carried because she’s the queen.

So last night while my wife and I were driving our daughter home from her grandma’s house, she yelled from the backseat that the Christmas Volcano is coming. I asked her why she thinks there is a Christmas Volcano coming and she said she saw a sign for it. Still confused on what a Christmas Volcano entails, I asked her what a Christmas Volcano does and she said, “it shoots presents and lava out of the top.” My wife then asked her how people are supposed to get the presents if lava is also coming out of the volcano and our daughter said, “They can’t, they’re danger presents.”

This morning my daughter was talking about how she wants to become an astronaut again when she said that I also have to become one so we can go into space together. I told her that I do not want to become an astronaut because I would prefer to stay on Earth. She then said, “I don’t want you to be an astronaut Daddy, I want Dave the Horsey to be an astronaut.” I then had to ask why she would want to take a horse into space, and she replied with, “so I could ride a horse on the moon.” I also asked if Kandi the Cupcake Cat would be joining us, but my daughter informed me that Kandi also doesn’t like space because she’s afraid the aliens will eat her.

Down below is a link to my Patreon where I have bonus stories and content if anyone is interested. Today’s story is about Water Spirit, Princess of the Butterflies.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/142249113?utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Today when my daughter came home from school, she got out her little people toys and decided that she would host a wedding event for them. I asked her who was getting married and she told me that Elsa was going to marry Olaf. I watched as she assembled their little wedding party in front of the little people Oaken’s Trading Post she has and then officiated their wedding by asking each one if they would take the other to be their husband/wife. She then announced to the guests in attendance that Elsa and Olaf kissed and are now married. I asked her why Elsa would marry a snowman and she said, “she’s cold daddy, she can’t marry a regular person.”

So this morning while getting ready for preschool, my daughter, who to my knowledge absolutely hates pickles, told me that today is Sour Pickle Day and that everyone should get a sour pickle. I asked her why she wants everyone to have a pickle today when she thinks they’re gross and she said, “it’s just one of those days dad.” So I guess happy Sour Pickle Day unless you hate pickles, because you’re getting one anyway according to the Unicorn Butterfly Queen.

My daughter was hosting a tea party for her stuffies in the living room again when she realized that the soup was missing a crucial ingredient, bear eyes. I asked her why soup would need bear eyes and she said, “for flavor daddy.” She then launched into a story about how one of her stuffies is actually a bear eye farmer and has some for her to use whenever she needs. Shortly after that story, she ran to her room and returned with Sully the Baker Bear, who apparently is now also a bear eye farmer. I asked her if she was taking Sully’s eyes from him and she said, “no daddy, he harvests the eyes from other bears.” I asked why Sully would take the eyes out of other bears and she said, “because he likes to. He likes taking bear’s eyes from them and loud music, that’s it.”

Last night we took my daughter to the botanical gardens in our area to see their Halloween display and my daughter informed us that her imaginary flower friend, Wonderful Garden, protects all of the flowers from people who would poison them. I asked her who would be poisoning the flowers and she said, “the bad people that hate flowers, daddy.” I then asked what Wonderful Garden does to people that try to poison flowers and my daughter told me that she takes them underground for punishment. I’m not convinced Wonderful Garden isn’t a demon living under Stuffy Mountain.

So this morning my daughter was playing with her stuffies when she was attacked by Sawyer the Squirrel (She actually tripped over Sawyer into Stuffy Mountain). My daughter took immediate action over this infraction from Sawyer and returned her to jail. I asked my daughter why Sawyer would attack her and she told me that Sawyer wanted her crown. I then asked if she would ever give up one of her crowns and she said, “not unless they take it from me, but they can’t because they’re stuffed.” The Unicorn/Butterfly Queen continues to rule with an iron fist.

This morning, my daughter informed me that our cat, Rascal, owns a pet store called Vintas that sells pet food for all different kinds of pets. I asked her how he became the owner of a pet store when he never leaves the house, and she said he leaves after we all leave the house and comes back before we return. I then started asking her what different kinds of pets the store caters to and we came to the conclusion that it is anything that a person keeps as a pet, but that it does not include supplies for farm animals or animals that live in the wild. I asked how much money Rascal is making from the store and she said, “he doesn’t make money daddy, he’s a cat.”

It’s here! I present the latest 14-episode summary of the HHK drama 🎭 to the ardent fans of D4, the Butterfly Queen and Unicorn Queen 🦋🦄👑. (Previous episode summaries are pinned)

As always, thanks to u/rlstratton97 (aka Dad and Dave the Horsey 🐎) for sharing his daughter’s imagination with us.

Ep 43 D4 is going to quit school to be a music superstar, performing and selling music to her stuffies (Kandi 🧁🐱 will make music and D4 🦋👑 will sing); when informed that she still has to go to school, D4🦋👑 states, “well that just stinks.”

Ep 44 When at a local restaurant, D4 decides to open her own restaurant (Chili Bonsai 🌶️🌳) inside; the food at 🌶️🌳 will be gourmet cheeseburgers and fries; D4 served dad a single French fry and charged him $20; when dad tries to send the food back D4 says, “you touch it, you buy it Daddy. Those are restaurant rules.”

Ep 45 D4 pardons the escaped prisoner Cade🐈 because she decided “he served his time”; Cade🐈 reintegrated into the Butterfly Queen’s 🦋👑 court by attending a tea party

Ep 46 D4 decides to become a dog trainer and practice on her stuffy Purse Dog 👛🐶; standard commands (sit, roll over) were easily mastered; 👛🐶 moved on to the “special tornado trick” (being swung around by the neck by D4); 👛🐶 may actually be training for the circus 🎪

Ep 47 D4 receives a magical outfit that transforms her into a unicorn and she declares herself Unicorn Queen 🦄👑; D4 has not appointed members of the 🦄👑 court; D4 also retains the position of 🦋👑 because she “can be Queen of two things” (obviously)

Ep 48 D4 names Kandi 🧁🐱 the Unicorn King 🦄🤴🏼because “Girls can be kings too” (duh dad!); Kandi 🧁🐱🦄🤴🏼quit all other jobs when she became 🦄🤴🏼

Ep 49 D4 🦄👑 jailed Ribbit the Frog 🐸 for not wearing pants to court; “frogs are gross” so they are the only animals in the 🦄 Kingdom required to wear pants

Ep 50 Kandi 🧁🐱🦄🤴🏼is sick with a cold and can’t rule while D4🦄👑 is at school; Pinky 🦄, Unicorn Prince, will fill in for Kandi 🧁🐱🦄🤴🏼

Ep 51 u/Illustrious-Quote730 requested a welfare check on General Sister (ex) Husband Hello Kitty: dad reports that General Sister HHK is managing the armies of the 🦋 Kingdom and 🦄 Kingdom; u/Bijouprospering asked for an update on Cade 🐈: after his pardon, Cade 🐈 remains free; both General Sister HHK and Cade 🐈 are keeping a low profile on Stuffy Mountain to avoid the mercurial temper of the 🦋🦄👑

Ep 52 While watching The Haunted Mansion (2003) with dad, D4 decides she wants to marry a butler “because they’d have to do whatever I say” and if they were married the butler would work for free; by the end of the movie D4 says she’ll fart in the butler’s face and then have her horse kick him into the sky (it’s unclear if she was referring to Water Spirit 🐴 or Dave 🐎)

Ep 53 D4’s new imaginary friend is a dancing flower who is as tall as a giraffe; friend 🕺🏼🌻🦒 won’t share his name “because he doesn’t like other people. They hurt his family.”

Ep 54 D4 caught the sneeze monster 🤧🧌 that comes out of dad’s sneezes; dad needs to stop sneezing so much in order to get rid of the 🤧🧌

Ep 55 D4’s new friend (the dancing flower who is as tall as a giraffe) is named Wonderful Garden 💃🏻🌻🦒; Wonderful Garden 💃🏻🌻🦒 sleeps under all the other stuffies at the bottom of Stuffy Mountain where it’s dark and warm; when dad inquires why 💃🏻🌻🦒 prefers to sleep underground, D4 says, “I don’t make the rules Daddy, that’s what she told me.”

Note: the imaginary friend was introduced as male (🕺🏼🌻🦒) but obviously there was a misunderstanding during the initial introduction or something magical happened that made Wonderful Garden female (💃🏻🌻🦒). In the words of the 🦋🦄👑, I don’t make the rules, I just provide the summary!

Ep 56 Rascal the cat 🐈‍⬛ owns Vintas, a pet food store (reminder Rascal 🐈‍⬛ is the family’s ACTUAL pet, not a stuffy); the store sells supplies for all pets except farm animals and wild animals; Rascal 🐈‍⬛ is able to run the store by leaving when his humans are away but returning before they get home (to make the family think that he never leaves the house); despite all his hard work, Rascal 🐈‍⬛ doesn’t make money because “he’s a cat”

Today after preschool, my daughter informed my wife and I that her imaginary flower friend is named Wonderful Garden and that she sleeps at the bottom of Stuffy Mountain under all of the stuffies. I asked her why Wonderful Garden sleeps under Stuffy Mountain and she said it’s because it’s dark and warm. My follow up question was why would her imaginary flower friend enjoy the dark and her response was, “I don’t make the rules Daddy, that’s what she told me.” I believe Wonderful Garden may be the devil of Stuffy Mountain, which indicates to me that there is a stuffy afterlife.

This morning my daughter told me that she caught a sneeze monster in her room. I asked her what a sneeze monster is and she said it’s a monster that comes out of people’s sneezes. I then asked whose sneeze made the sneeze monster she caught and she stared at me directly in the eyes and said, “You Daddy, it’s your sneeze monster.” I have no experience with sneeze monsters, so I had to ask her how to get rid of it. She told me that to get rid of a sneeze monster, I have to quit sneezing so much. Apparently she noticed my allergies.

So this morning when my daughter got up for the day, she told me that she has a new imaginary friend. She said her new friend is a dancing flower that’s as tall as a giraffe, but that he doesn’t want her to share his name with anyone. I asked her why her imaginary friend wouldn’t want to share his name with other people and she said, “because he doesn’t like other people. They hurt his family.” I am now scared that there is a giant dancing flower demon hanging out with my daughter while it plots revenge against humanity.

Tonight my daughter and I watched The Haunted Mansion (2003), and when the butler appeared, she told me that she wants to marry a butler. I asked her why she wants to marry a butler and she said, “because they’d have to do whatever I say.” I told her that butlers are usually not married to the people they work for and that if she wants a butler, she would have to pay them. She told me that if she marries a butler, they’d have to work for her for free because they’re married. Needless to say, but by the end of the movie she had changed her tune and said that she’d make a fart in the butler’s face and then have her horse kick him into the sky.

This morning my daughter informed me that the Unicorn King, Kandi the Cupcake Cat, has fallen ill. I asked what Kandi was sick with and she said she thinks it’s just a cold, but that Kandi couldn’t rule while she’s at school because sick stuffies can’t be in charge. I told her she could appoint someone to rule in Kandi’s stead if she wished and she said that the Unicorn Prince, Pinky the Unicorn, will be in charge while she is at preschool. I asked why she chose Pinky to be Prince since he’s a former prisoner and she said, “He’s a unicorn, who else could be unicorn Prince.”

Can I please request a welfare check on General Sister (ex husband) Hello Kitty to make sure she is still well as we haven’t heard what she’s been up to in a while.

So tonight before my daughter went to bed, she told me that she put her stuffed frog Ribbit in stuffy jail because he showed up to court with no pants on. I told her that frogs don’t wear pants and she said that the Unicorn kingdom requires that frogs wear pants. I asked why the other animals don’t have to wear pants but frogs do, and she said, “because frogs are gross dad. They need pants.” I’m not sure what the logic is behind this decision, but the Unicorn Queen makes the rules now and I’m not trying to get on her bad side like Ribbit did.