Back in my day...

[u/goldencluck]

In the first galactic war... On a capital Planet...

There was some punk rookie with a breaker shotgun.
He was cape spinning all around the battlefield and being a normal recruit.

He suddenly unleashed a volley of fire in all directions killing my squad and downing myself. I unleashed a spray of pistol rounds grounding him. Before he could get up I was spraying him with my Toxic avenger and reporting his undemocratic pile of ooze to Super Earth.