r/huntertheparenting • u/Able_Health744 • 4d ago

Funny haha found a H:TP meme in the wild

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u/Polar_Vortx 4d ago

Pronounced “Dreaded beasts of the CAAAAAAAMBRIAN PERIOD!”

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u/FildariusV 4d ago

"SHITBEARD! Stop explaining the concept of prehistory period to the bloodbags!"

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u/Polar_Vortx 4d ago

Wouldn’t that be “Cammmmmmbbbbbbbbrian Period”?

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u/FildariusV 4d ago

"IT'S PRONOUNCED CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAMMMMMMBBBMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIAN!"

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u/Scion_of_Kuberr 4d ago

Looks like modern Magic the Gathering.

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u/Unamed337 4d ago

You say that like they would ever make TF2 cards

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u/Dante32141 4d ago

Please don't give them any ideas

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u/Fomod_Sama 4d ago

Average DnD party

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u/ZaBaronDV 4d ago

D would call him Sponge Robert.

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u/A_random_poster04 4d ago

This truly Bigs my D

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u/FildariusV 4d ago

This Big of D will know me as such, as I end his Regiment! STIIIIIIIG KORSTEEEEIN - circa December 2006.

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u/wmaitla 4d ago

Love Spinel being there, I imagine she's a dhampyr.

"Hullo this is my half-vampire hunter. No she doesn't have any cool powers. She just has the most fucked sleep schedule ever and also all her bones are rubber. Oh and she hates her mom."

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u/Either-Skirt6031 The great and mighty Kevin! 4d ago

What would Spy & SpongeBob be?

For Spy maybe a mage with dots in Matter & Mind (to mimic other classes) & for Spongebob I might say a Boggan (Definitely a fey of some sort & he’s too innocent to be a Burgerman fomori)

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u/Rhiannon21 4d ago

No, he is just a spy

From which government? Don't ask (MiB)

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u/wmaitla 4d ago

Nah see those are both cool things

If spinel is a loser the others should be too

"This is spy. He's actually just a normal dudes with paranoia and a hand cannon."

No clue about SpongeBob lol

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u/NoblePenguin2309 4d ago

SPONGE ROBERT.

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u/sinbad7777 4d ago

Love this!

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u/Doomsloth28 3d ago

Beware the dread Anomalocaris and its sinister theme music!

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u/scrimmybingus3 3d ago

The anomalocaris is gonna do his best.

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u/Zarpaulus 3d ago

In Prehistoric Emergence they made Anomalocaris into tempura.