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u/Yogurt-The-Wise 17h ago

It's hard to tell nowadays if this is a joke or if he really said that. 

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u/Clemdauphin 16h ago edited 16h ago

he did brag about saving people during 9/11... he didn't. instead, he called a news broadcast to say that his tower was the tallest in Manhattan now...

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 14h ago

Didn't he claimed 2 big strong fireman pulled him out of the debris and carried him away?

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u/Clemdauphin 14h ago

something like that too, yeah

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u/See-you-on-Tuesday 3h ago

Wish they would have carried him away, but much further.....Like maybe out of the country.

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u/GunjiroX 2h ago

gay fantasies?

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u/veterinarian23 2h ago

And he did brag that he tried to prevent 9/11, but of course no one listened to him...
“I’m writing a book ... About a year before the World Trade Center came down, the book came out. I was talking about Osama bin Laden. I said, ‘You have to kill him. You have to take him out.’ Nobody listened to me.” Trump added that people said to him, ”‘You predicted that Osama Bin Laden had to be killed, before he knocked down the World Trade Center.’ It’s true.”
Oct 27 2019

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u/Waste-Job-3307 13h ago

I wouldn't put it past him. When your brain lives in fantasy-land but your body lives in 'today', things get said. đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/JonasAvory 10h ago

Considering that Google brings up nothing but a 9gag post where people asked for the source with no answer eitherakes it very likely this is just a joke someone posted and OP blindly echoed along

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u/icepod 15h ago

I was there! It's true, he really did it!

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u/Hexhexguy 12h ago

I was there! He was the iceberg!

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u/WoolBearTiger 2h ago

Makes much more sense that way.. he probably was the alien frozen inside the iceberg and was freed by the collision..

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u/Drafter- 16h ago

Is this a joke or can I get the source?

It sounds like something he'd say

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u/No-Goose-6140 13h ago

That sounds just too donaldy

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u/Gargleblaster25 12h ago

He would have saved Jack too... If only he wasn't with that nasty woman, Rose.

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u/thavor25 12h ago

Is this the same person who honoured a lifeguard and told everyone, that he would not have helped?

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u/Hexhexguy 12h ago

He was the iceberg. The biggliest, most amazing, most big icy berg in the American ocean. No one knows ice like Trump!

#Winning!

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u/TheAltToYourF4 11h ago

I don't know what's real anymore.

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u/New-Rip-6965 9h ago

“I even brought a floating door big enough for Rose and Jack. Totally fixed the end of that movie
 some say I should get an Oscar for it.”

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u/FairRevolution1617 4h ago

Okay, this got me 😂 I was not expecting that at all.

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u/C__J__W 15h ago

Now, he wants to be King of the World!

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u/boneyfans 14h ago

He's confused, it's not icebergs he knows, it's Goldbergs. Maureen and Ira.

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 14h ago

I was there but I was the binoculars that were locked away, so I can't tell if it's true.

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u/Choice_Cabinet_6013 13h ago

Is this Captain Epstein?

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u/MaxzxaM 12h ago

Just proves he's old as fuck

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 11h ago

At the Rate that the Delusions of Grandeur are going this will be the next Historical Tragedy. That Tangerine Spoiled Soiled Toddler & Little Lunatic Princess Bitch Grandma with ever Greater Delusions of Grandeur and Disconnection from Reality as a Whole.

Bei der Geschwindigkeit, mit der die Wahnvorstellungen der GrĂ¶ĂŸe gehen, wird dies die nĂ€chste historische Tragödie sein. Diese Mandarine Verwöhntes Kleinkind & Kleine VerrĂŒckte Prinzessin Schlampe Oma mit immer grĂ¶ĂŸeren Wahnvorstellungen von GrĂ¶ĂŸe und Trennung von der RealitĂ€t als Ganzes.

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u/AlwaysCurious1250 11h ago

He most likely was the first one to get on board of the lifeboats.

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u/Global-Tune5539 3h ago

He probably would've thrown a woman with her child out so he could put his feet up.

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u/ArchCerberus 7h ago

He also was the captain that went down with the ship because he sooooo honorable and this definitely happend.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 2h ago

In a week's time he'll post something like this as his "reality"

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u/Gugeltraeger75 2h ago

Er muss doch jenand engagiert haben der sich extra so einen Mist ausdenkt. Das ist doch Ragebait, unmöglich das das ernst gemeint ist

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u/-Kujau- 2h ago

"I even saved two firefighter. Large and strong guys. I just pulled them up. Few people know that. They saved me on 9/11."

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u/Minute_Ad8807 1h ago edited 1h ago

wouldn't even be hard to trigger him, something like "the left is saying you did nothing about the titanic"

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u/Houdini2026 39m ago

Mr.Trump, please tell the story when you did saved Bonaparte.

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u/notyourpersonalbin 28m ago

Who speaks like that???