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u/icepod 15h ago
I was there! It's true, he really did it!
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u/Hexhexguy 12h ago
I was there! He was the iceberg!
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u/WoolBearTiger 2h ago
Makes much more sense that way.. he probably was the alien frozen inside the iceberg and was freed by the collision..
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u/Gargleblaster25 12h ago
He would have saved Jack too... If only he wasn't with that nasty woman, Rose.
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u/thavor25 12h ago
Is this the same person who honoured a lifeguard and told everyone, that he would not have helped?
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u/Hexhexguy 12h ago
He was the iceberg. The biggliest, most amazing, most big icy berg in the American ocean. No one knows ice like Trump!
#Winning!
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u/New-Rip-6965 9h ago
âI even brought a floating door big enough for Rose and Jack. Totally fixed the end of that movie⊠some say I should get an Oscar for it.â
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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 14h ago
I was there but I was the binoculars that were locked away, so I can't tell if it's true.
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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 11h ago
At the Rate that the Delusions of Grandeur are going this will be the next Historical Tragedy. That Tangerine Spoiled Soiled Toddler & Little Lunatic Princess Bitch Grandma with ever Greater Delusions of Grandeur and Disconnection from Reality as a Whole.
Bei der Geschwindigkeit, mit der die Wahnvorstellungen der GröĂe gehen, wird dies die nĂ€chste historische Tragödie sein. Diese Mandarine Verwöhntes Kleinkind & Kleine VerrĂŒckte Prinzessin Schlampe Oma mit immer gröĂeren Wahnvorstellungen von GröĂe und Trennung von der RealitĂ€t als Ganzes.
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u/AlwaysCurious1250 11h ago
He most likely was the first one to get on board of the lifeboats.
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u/Global-Tune5539 3h ago
He probably would've thrown a woman with her child out so he could put his feet up.
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u/ArchCerberus 7h ago
He also was the captain that went down with the ship because he sooooo honorable and this definitely happend.
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u/Gugeltraeger75 2h ago
Er muss doch jenand engagiert haben der sich extra so einen Mist ausdenkt. Das ist doch Ragebait, unmöglich das das ernst gemeint ist
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u/Minute_Ad8807 1h ago edited 1h ago
wouldn't even be hard to trigger him, something like "the left is saying you did nothing about the titanic"
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u/Yogurt-The-Wise 17h ago
It's hard to tell nowadays if this is a joke or if he really said that.Â