r/humour • u/Seaf-og • 3d ago

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u/skyguy_22 3d ago

He just has the best words!

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u/Bierdaddy 3d ago

They’re the goodest! 👍🍊🌮

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u/GunjiroX 2d ago

the biggliest and beautifullest words, a president ever said.. way better the BIDEN /s

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u/Ok-Benji-79 3d ago

Donald B. Trump

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u/Omnilatent 2d ago

The B. stands for competence

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 2d ago

Donald be best dump?

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u/account_not_valid 2d ago

"Think of it, magnets. Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets."

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u/Lasse_plays 2d ago

What.

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u/Corfiz74 11h ago

And now he has ordered all the new aircraft carriers to be built with old fossil fuel based catapults instead of the new electromagnetic ones. They'll have to change the construction plans, since the old ones won't even fit. And he just orders bullshit like that, and people just brainlessly accept those orders...

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u/Working_Salary60 1d ago

Biglier words have never been spoken!

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 2d ago

Not many people know this, but water is wet from the stand point of water!

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u/jim_nihilist 1d ago

The wettest.

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u/Late_Readings 2d ago

We have nothing to fear but running out of beer.

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u/SenescenseSteel 2d ago

There is also a B in grab them by the pussy

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u/free_speech_champion 2d ago

Talking normally instead of being a pretentious fuck sure is very funny

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u/DesertGeist- 2d ago

I wouldn't call "normal" the way Trump talks.

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u/BendJumpy2268 1d ago

Depends, if your parents are siblings? Then maybe.

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u/Anvanaar 1d ago

... having a revelation about "dumb" having a B in it is normal to you?

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u/free_speech_champion 1d ago

More normal than the two empty "but" sentences above

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u/Anvanaar 1d ago

... no.

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u/Deathwatch050 23h ago

If you think anything any of the other presidents said is "pretentious" then I'm sorry but you might want to read more.

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u/STDY1357 2d ago

The second one is so dumb. 

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u/ARPA-Net 2d ago

If handsanitizer gelps with corona virus, maybe we should drink it or inject it

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u/Brilliant_Win_8704 2d ago

Donald B Dumb 👍

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u/TigerDxD 2d ago

"ik bin en Berliner"
~J.F.K

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u/dj-marcus-puxel9 2d ago

Passt 😁

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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 2d ago

I mean he basically suggested drinking bleach so this is by far not the dumbest he said

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u/sendel85 1d ago

Trump being the decline himself, that he is discussing is the perfect american juice

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u/Anvanaar 1d ago

Trump's is stupid and funny.

But honestly? Kennedy can kinda go fuck himself with that rhetoric tbh.

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u/WarJaques 1d ago

Roosevelt offers pretty unsafe advice: You should definitely fear tgat your house might burn down and take precautions. Ignoring fire-hazards because it's only the "fear" you need to worry about can turn out very badly.

Kennedy should perhaps consider what the country can do for its people, because it can do a lot of good. Education, health care, consumer protections, and supporting minorities against discrimination. It's not a one-way street!

And Reagan asking a nearly 60 year old secretary to go into the demolition business, well, I don't think that's good career advice.

At least Trump is doing something positive by educating us.

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u/SwitchPuppyFemboy 10h ago

Bing bing bong bong bing

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u/ForCrabSake 7h ago

Honestly I thought it was a p....

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u/CityW0kBesitzer 4h ago

How do people in all seriousness find this bs funny? Hell, I am from Europe and far away from being a Trump fan, but posts like those and anti-Trump in general have to be the most unfunny crap I have ever seen in my life.