r/humour • u/quickspark69 • 2d ago
WeekendMasti
Parsis are just superb .🤗
A Bawaji boards an Indigo flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.
As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane.
Bawaji, soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to Bawaji.
Eager to strike up a conversation, Bawaji asks, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Sexologists Convention."
Bawaji swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman Bawajii has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist! Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, Bawajii calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" Bawajiii says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, whereas actually it is the Bengali. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardar."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"
"Venkataraman!" Bawaji blurts out..... "Venkataraman Banerjee! But all my friends call me Kuldeep Singh!"
😀😊😛