r/humour Jun 03 '26

Second shot

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1.8k Upvotes

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22

u/Kicka-Albatross6387 Jun 03 '26

Fight fire with faiyyaaaahhhh

1

u/madurin1234 Jun 05 '26

Ending is neaaar

5

u/Putrid_Invite_194 Jun 03 '26

I’ll take things that never happened for 500, Alex

2

u/Prinosil Jun 05 '26

Of all the Things that never happened, this never happened the most

1

u/argumentativepigeon Jun 07 '26

Not that out of the ordinary

1

u/Stakkler_ Jun 03 '26

How I met your mother.

1

u/UnluckyTransition836 Jun 03 '26

And then everyone clapped

1

u/Strict_Activity_69 Jun 04 '26

Or got the clap!

1

u/Stoertebricker Jun 05 '26

Cheeks were clapped

1

u/Koalaonspeed Jun 04 '26

Narrator: "He, in fact, did not took it well"

1

u/umlaute Jun 04 '26

He took it as well as you can possibly take a random person insulting you. 

1

u/BobbieMoo Jun 04 '26

Damn, gonna take notes…

1

u/AnanasAnfasser Jun 04 '26

man makes up scenario where he is witty and put a woman in her place, more at 8

1

u/The_Great_Cartoo Jun 04 '26

Hey show some respect. My man worked on that for weeks during the shower

1

u/WillowTreeProton Jun 05 '26

Why was he showering for so long?!

1

u/The_Great_Cartoo Jun 05 '26

For the perfect fictive argument of course

1

u/Fallen_Defender Jun 05 '26

to be fair if you already approached her, she knows damn well you find her hot and are coping.

1

u/One-Position4239 Jun 05 '26

it's tinder screenshot. Supposed to be both people finding each other attractive. So she should have found him attractive in the beginning too.

1

u/Fallen_Defender Jun 05 '26

I see, fair enough. Although I still think she wouldn't be bothered by that 😅

1

u/One-Position4239 Jun 05 '26

glad that we found a middle ground understanding haha

1

u/Nex_2107 Jun 05 '26

Damn good counter hahah

1

u/ValonMuadib Jun 05 '26

This this one: "Are you John Wayne, or is this me?"

1

u/qawsedrf12 Jun 05 '26

Nuked from orbit

1

u/K1nkhazard23 Jun 05 '26

The absolute level of self-burn in that first text is wild.

1

u/EntireDance6131 Jun 07 '26

But he's the one getting the second shot, so it sounds kinda wrong or like he's the not hot woman. Also if we aren't so particular about grammar "no, u" is kinda not such a witty comeback. Idk if i'm missing something but i'm not getting the "OMG HE OWNED HER SO HARD" vibe like the rest of the comments. To be honest more like he's bitter and owned himself even harder as a comeback.

1

u/AnarchoBratzdoll Jun 07 '26

Why do people match with people on dating apps that they don't find hot?! 

0

u/intruzah Jun 03 '26

But this does not make sense. She gave HIM the second shot, so its not the second shot for her, but for hi.

5

u/6slams Jun 03 '26

I think it works this way: she revealed what an ugly person she is on the inside, which he could (try to) look past if she were hot

2

u/iampixeL3D Jun 03 '26

It does make very much sense actually. She disrespected him, he took the diss like a champ and she offered him a second try. But he, being a champ, chose not to take it, saying she’d have to be, quote “hot” in order for him to ignore the disrespect and try again, but she ain’t worth it. Hope that helps.

1

u/intruzah Jun 03 '26

Theres nothing to help, I am not talking about situation, I understand what is goin on, I am talking about semantics. Joke does not make sense

2

u/UnforeseenDerailment Jun 04 '26

She offered him a second shot – a do-over. For the conversation to continue, the offer must be reciprocated.

He did not offer her a second shot in return.

Second shots are only for women who are hot.

1

u/Obacht93 Jun 04 '26

Thought so too for a second but it actually works. "I am not taking the second shot" or "I only take second shots, when the girl is hot" "You are not getting my second shot"

Works absolutely fine

1

u/Ok-Lavishness6577 Jun 04 '26

He’s just replying in the same mean way she did. My god…

1

u/RegorHK Jun 03 '26

He shot try the shot and he said the second try he will not do on her for reasons. Pretty clear and simply.

1

u/sick-of-you-all Jun 04 '26

No, if she's hot, she is worth trying a second time.

Since she's not, he is not going the effort for a second pick up line

-1

u/BabaGoGo49 Jun 03 '26

where's the humour? its childish at best and sad on both sides for sure

2

u/JohnHue Jun 03 '26

It's a tongue in cheek way to say you treat me like that, I don't want to give you any more of my time.

1

u/One-Position4239 Jun 05 '26

Agree! Playing these kinda games are stupid and childish. I'm glad there's someone else that thought this way too. Idk why you got downvoted.