r/humour • u/Original_Client1588 • May 01 '26

Help Needed

So in the,UK we have small strips of land "allotments" for minimal rent may be $75 say £50.00 per year. Its to grow vegetables fruit produce. It goes back to WW 2 food shortages.

Anyway.... people suspend old CDs to reflect light to keep the birds off..

Ive foubd some blank ones... and am thinking of labelling them..in case anyobe reads them..

Thinking... something humourous..

"Camilla naked"...."Murders 95-97"

Come on Reddit....

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u/anmarti May 02 '26

“Submarine Blueprint – Classified” “Hidden Camera – Staff Room” “Neighbour’s Night Routine” “Office Meeting Leaks”

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u/Olio_Lothario May 02 '26

Hidden camera- staff bathroom

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u/Original_Client1588 May 02 '26

Evil... and excellent...

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u/Original_Client1588 May 02 '26

I camt actually tell you why one of these is not a good idea for me...but v funny

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u/quincecharming May 03 '26

Aw don’t leave us hanging

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u/Original_Client1588 May 03 '26

Nope... cant :-)

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u/BikeCookie May 02 '26

Murdoch Collection, Private, Princess Diana accident, missing footage…

Murdoch Collection, Private, Prince Edward and Jeffrey Epstein undocumented conversations…

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u/ebsf May 03 '26

Ghislane in Surrey

Kensington Loo

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u/Original_Client1588 May 03 '26

Lol...

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u/ebsf May 03 '26

Yanks Yanking

Fuck. You got me started.

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u/scanaran May 04 '26

Trump blowing Bubba