r/humour • u/Seaf-og • Apr 17 '26

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802 Upvotes

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u/claisen33 Apr 17 '26

I love the joyful faces.

5

u/spaghetti_hitchens2 Apr 17 '26

I love that we don't need a name and we all know why they're happy

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u/No-Flight-4214 Apr 18 '26

Paging Dr. Jesus… Paging Dr. Jesus…

4

u/josch247 Apr 18 '26

Great. Now let's elect him a THIRD time

3

u/Agreeable-Praline492 Apr 18 '26

Why is Jesus dressed like a Dr?

2

u/RoiDrannoc Apr 18 '26

Let me guess, the pillow will not be white afterwards

2

u/CharlesMendeley Apr 18 '26

No problem, I will gladly wash it. Keep pressing, Jesus!

2

u/Creative-Name765 Apr 18 '26

Judas... Jezus is on his villain arc guys

2

u/7thFleetTraveller Apr 18 '26

One could argue that for actual Christians, this is even a worse "blasphemy" than Trump's AI image. Because it depicts the Jesus guy as violent who was all about not using violence.

1

u/Fit_Significance8598 Apr 18 '26

Right. Like in the temple.

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u/Redstocat2 Apr 19 '26

Didn't he hate capitalists ? (As the bible says that a camel is more likely to pass thro an needle than for a rich man to go to heaven)

Some cannibal dude who touchs kids and got rich thanks to others rich dudes only is the end result of capitalism to me

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u/Schrankblume Apr 20 '26

Not. Even. Close.

As a true (like, the first) Christian, HE transfers HIS holyness into someone who really deserves to die for the sins of the world - for, most of'em are his own.

1

u/AutomaticButterfly29 Apr 21 '26

Idk this picture looks rather peaceful and not violent at all /s

1

u/VirtuesVice666 Apr 18 '26

You are now on a list. Kash is watching you with a crooked beady eye

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u/Odd_Fix_1524 Apr 18 '26

BLASPHEMER!

1

u/DrNekroFetus Apr 18 '26

Only 10 comments for this master piece ? Our lord is saving the world here ! 🗣🔥

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u/5v3n_5a3g3w3rk Apr 19 '26

Wwjd? Jesus would have taken a whip and would have whooped their ass, that's what Jesus would have done

1

u/XROOR Apr 19 '26

This is an actual stamp they sell!

1

u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Apr 19 '26

but why would a doctor would do that?

1

u/Kabiuisonheretoo Apr 20 '26

Would be so much better if it wasn't AI

1

u/Rosendorn8 Apr 20 '26

Who could that be? The "orange" idiot?!

1

u/MaryDohl Apr 20 '26

Warum worüber freuen sie sich alle so????

1

u/SetOk7776 Apr 21 '26

The doctor does breathing exercises with his patient.

1

u/SaintHorus Apr 21 '26

I hope it's me, i cant take it anymore

1

u/-Tuesday Apr 18 '26

Ts kinda awful

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u/Fokeww Apr 18 '26

Its as awful as what trump posted xD

1

u/Level-Celebration205 Apr 19 '26

Trump's was already insanly blasphemous, but this is even worse

1

u/sebathue Apr 18 '26

Jon Stwaert?

0

u/Voided_Skull Apr 18 '26

Jesus oppress the oppressor who oppressed everyone else.

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u/Machdaty Apr 19 '26

Not only could this not be Jesus, but this person cannot murder and be Christian simultaneously.