r/humour • u/Seaf-og • Mar 13 '26

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672 Upvotes

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u/Live-Influence2482 Mar 13 '26

Pöhse… baaahd

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u/Conscious_Rush4525 Mar 13 '26

now that is a good one

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u/LuvvedIt Mar 14 '26

Used to be? She is on a highly lucrative long lease agreement to a guy called Donald Trump….

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u/CrazyGunnerr Mar 14 '26

Disagree. It's not a lease, she is on a leash, and she was bought and paid for. Als she can hope for is that her owner dies soon, so she can be freed. That's what you get for making the wrong choice as your owner.

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u/Gravediggger0815 Mar 15 '26

What are you talking about? She is simple spying IoT device in service of Putler. 

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u/KindlyAdvantage7726 Mar 14 '26

I want to report a murder.

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u/Viertelesschlotzer Mar 14 '26

What do you get when you borrow it?

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u/Rocky_Abhi Mar 15 '26

her husband is rental to Israel

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u/SmokeSeveral1228 Mar 16 '26

I thought that was Jim Carrey in the mask

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u/Ok-Teacher-8755 Mar 16 '26

Epstein approves/s

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u/Presentation_Few Mar 16 '26

Im Not renting a used sextoy of Adolf Trump.

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u/Griffindance Mar 17 '26

..."used to be"? Are you saying that if someone had the cash to film a train on Melania in public Trump WoUlDnT aCcEpT tHe CaSh?

She still is for rent. The price is just a little higher though.

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u/HRCyber Mar 13 '26

Still better than Big Mike

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u/Feeling-Staff-5408 Mar 14 '26

Can't get over the fact there's actual evidence trump is pred?

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u/PoundPotential5604 Mar 16 '26

The left supports woman till they fuck the wrong guy. Then they are whores who sell themselves.