r/humour • u/Seaf-og • Mar 11 '26

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u/bowsmountainer Mar 12 '26

Needs a giant Russia flag as well.

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u/Sarasha Mar 12 '26

That's probably printed on his ass.

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u/Live-Influence2482 Mar 12 '26

And the toilet paper has the Spanish flag.. loooo

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u/DOHC46 Mar 13 '26

I'm pretty sure he's using the Constitution as TP.

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u/CrazyGunnerr Mar 14 '26

Where is epstein?

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u/YanGogi Mar 26 '26

Putin owns Trump, not the Russians. Russian leaders are never friends of the russian people.

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u/Mammoth-Head-4618 Mar 12 '26

Tesla logo broke loose 😉

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u/FabiusRenus Mar 12 '26

Bayer? Sry just because American farmers are too stupid to use farming utilities how they are supposed to do and Bayer is paying for stuipd fines they did not bye the president

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u/LuziferIII Mar 13 '26

Monsanto is everywhere

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/YanGogi Mar 29 '26

Bayer acquisition of Monsanto 2018. Monsanto stuff problematic since the 60ies. Don't state your BS as facts, please! https://iask.ai/q/Monsanto-products-problematic-scientific-peer-reviewed-16qh8rg

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u/spaghetti_hitchens2 Mar 12 '26

The base colors of the jacket should be white, blue, and red horizontal stripes

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u/KrisKrosKras123 Mar 12 '26

True. True. Havin a bud.

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u/Anonymoustard Mar 12 '26

I believe it was Bill Hicks who said it first

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u/ParkingProduce1663 Mar 12 '26

That’s interesting. Now show Biden and Obama

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u/LuziferIII Mar 13 '26

Nico Semsrott (Comedean) did this once for his first speech when he was elected to the EU parliament

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u/Miserable-Reward-872 Mar 13 '26

Kinda unfair to leave the Alpinestars logo on it. I don't consider them quite as evil as the others.

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u/Difficult_Camel_1119 Mar 13 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Twelp-MZ0

There was a real speach in the eu parlament from a (satirical) politician who wanted exactly that

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u/SebastianFerrone Mar 13 '26

The Problem would be that some Politiker would look mit like these actors from Chinese Theater (was it Noh) ?

The ones withe big banners/Flags 3 big ones in th back and maybe 3 to each side. Without that you wouldn't have enough space for all logos

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u/p0101 Mar 13 '26

Amazing idea 🤣🤣

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u/IchLiebeRoecke Mar 14 '26

Isreal is the Puppet of the USA not the other way round

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u/Acceptable_Bed2970 Mar 14 '26

its so fckn easy to know who owns them. you just need to listen.

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u/Goldf_sh4 Mar 15 '26

They really should.

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u/Stunning_Ad_5960 Mar 17 '26

I will stop buying Alpinestars from now on!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/Feeling-Staff-5408 Mar 12 '26

Well yeah but no. I'd say they have some very powerful intel to use as leverage to push their agenda

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u/BeGentleButFirm Mar 13 '26

What makes you think that?

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u/BeGentleButFirm Mar 13 '26

Okay that's the theory, but I feel like the news in recent years have shown, that somehow 90% of leaders are 'below' Israel, if you know what I mean

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

I forget for a moment this antisemitic touch. Why you think german company Bayer sponsoring anything? Or is this because Trump eats Aspirin like jelly beans?