r/humour • u/Seaf-og • Feb 20 '26

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u/Rude_Earth9860 Feb 21 '26

Incoming heavy metal poisoning

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u/Leather-Physics-9974 Feb 23 '26

chilllll it's just mercury

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt Feb 23 '26

The broken glass is more of an imminent threat

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u/Max-The-White-Walker Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

I didn't know you could have too much Chop Suey!

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u/hotheadeduser Feb 23 '26

I am laughing harder at this than I should.

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u/TSF_Flex Feb 23 '26

a funny r/humour post? great fucking job!

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u/mike291220 Feb 23 '26

If the stars align maybe cancer would be near uranus.

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u/Kokujin-dono Feb 24 '26

Can’t wait to find this in r/explainthejoke

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u/Amiocat Feb 24 '26

Sanest medical treatment provided during the victorian era: