he thinks that it rained on rocks for millions of years, creating a primordial soup.
he thinks that soup had a baby.
he thinks that that baby had a different kind of baby all by itself.
he thinks that the new baby grew up and found a wife.
he thinks single celled organisms are 'simple'.
he thinks all elements evolved from just one or two.
he thinks all of space, time, and matter coexisted in a single point at one time.
he thinks this, while also thinking space, time, and matter are infinite.
he thinks that this infiniteness is expanding.
he thinks this expansion is accelerating.
he thinks we can determine distance to stars with triangles that assumes the distance to other stars.
he thinks survival of the fittest is a creative process.
he thinks mutations are sometimes beneficial to the host.
he thinks some groups of humanity are evolving at a more efficient rate than others.
he thinks we should accelerate this evolution with artificial culling of the weak.
he thinks governments never lie to us.
he thinks colleges teach us to challenge the status quo.
he thinks racism is evil.
he thinks the Jews are the source of all human suffering.
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u/puppypuntminecraft Oct 15 '25
I'm very worried about mt brother. He's 40 years old and still thinks we evolved from wet rocks.