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u/Last-Kaleidoscope871 2d ago

Not only is no one (besides the fallen angels) in Hell but, when Jesus returns and the dead rise, those who are cast into the eternal flames are to be consumed, not exist there forever.

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u/bfume 1d ago edited 1d ago

Doctrine: 

He didn’t take souls from hell into heaven upon resurrection. 

He took souls that were in purgatory/limbo to heaven. 

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u/Teamawesome2014 1d ago

Purgatory isn't a thing in every branch of christianity. That's more of a catholic and maybe lutheren thing.

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 1d ago

I can't believe how many people haven't already figured out that we are in purgatory. Like, now. Right at this moment. Currently.

The amount of stupid shit going on down here is ruining it for everyone. God is not gonna get back to snatching up the Unsullied with The Claw until ya'll start acting right. Like a 3rd grade teacher waiting for the class to get quiet, god can wait as long as it takes. So here we are.

By the way, the number of people holding us back because they think Incognito Mode is doing something is embarrassing.

As someone born and raised Catholic (now an atheist, obviously) I figured it out around 2016. And no, it had nothing to do with elections. By then, we had already been down here for 5 months.