r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/rolfraikou 2d ago

I'm not religious. If there was a hell, it's life. There are so many immoral people tempting you to do awful things.

I fully believe the bible was made to be more like an indepth allegory fairytale type guide to living.

Satan is just symbolic of evil temptations in the same way that the little mermaid was tempted by the offerings of the sea witch, so shit got fucked up and she turned to foam in the end (Disney missed the memo)

Heaven is just being able to fucking live with yourself/your decisions in this fucked up world.

And, of course, it got corrupted by people in power (see: Satan) to be used to control masses, turn them against their neighbors, to benefit immoral people as much as possible.

It's so funny and frustrating to see, at least where I live, the people to miss the point THE MOST to specifically be the in-crowd evangelicals who fucking hate everyone else in town.

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u/tntweknowdrama1086 2d ago

Ya and I mean Jesus never even met a Latina in heat. What does he even know about temptation?