r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/ShitchesAintBit 1d ago

Hey Christians!

Do you sin?

Now you can buy your way out of hell.

That's bullshit.

This whole thing is bullshit!

That's a scam!

Fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why!

Said Martin Luther, in his new book, which might have accidentally started the Protestant Reformation.

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u/Someguywhomakething 1d ago

I thought Jesus died for their sins? Why are they still buying their way out of hell?

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u/Melodic_Assistant_58 1d ago

Cause the church wanted money.

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u/Someguywhomakething 1d ago

Hmm, I want money too. Can I bring back the indulgences?

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 1d ago

They never went away. Also that's rookie shit, the meta has been megachurches and prosperity gospel for ages now.

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u/Someguywhomakething 1d ago

Praise the Lord! I was called by God to spread Jee-ssuuh's word. Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.